04 May 2002
 November 2001 - May 2002 List of episodes |
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| For a full transcript of this episode see 04 May 2002/Transcript |
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1. The Queen Mum Used To Have A Right Mouth On Her
Karl blasphemes and then recalls Steve and Ricky telling him stories about The Queen Mum swearing like a trooper, which was actually a joke, Karl didn't realise.
2. A Bronze Is Pointless
The show won a bronze 'Entertainment Award' at The Sony Awards, why did they bother? Karl compares getting a bronze to coming in last in a marathon. They then go on to discuss the Olympics, ridiculous trivia, Steve in the high jump and how disabled people constantly cheat and lie.
3. You Have The Hair Of A Chinaman
Steve discusses winning a silver medal in the high jump at school, and what a weirdo he looked like back then, this seamlessly leads to a discussion of Karl's former hair, which, according to a railroad barber was like a Chinaman's.
4. Some Of My Favourite Adverts
Ricky elaborately introduces some adverts.
5. Steve Merchant And His Boyfriend Karl
Steve brings up the £200 he was paid for DJing at an Xfm gig, which he definitely WILL declare to the Inland Revenue, Ricky and Steve are the victims of Liquid News' shady editing of The Sony Awards coverage, at which Karl had to convince some fans he wasn't gay. Ricky recalls winding Karl up about being Steve's 'partner' and him and Steve then trick Karl into confessing his love for Jonathan Ross. Bender.
6. Karls Room 102
Ricky and Steve ask Karl what he would put in Room 101 if he was on the show.
7. Walk Like an Egypt Bloke
Karl tells the story of lizards in Egypt that make holes in the sand in the desert. They hide in these holes but are in danger because a local Egypt bloke takes them out and uses them to make shoes. He says that scorpions also like to go into the holes and protect the lizards from the lizard hunter.
8. Stars In Their Eyes
The guys discuss Stars In Their Eyes and how no-one becomes famous due to it.
9. The Talent Show
Karl discuses a talent show where he dressed as a woman and danced and then done some magic.
10. Enhance Karl's Life
The gang run a competition to win a bag from the Sony's signed by many celebrities. In order to win this prize they have to offer Karl things that they think will enhance his life. The one he chooses wins the signed bag. He chooses an urban legends book.
11. Room 101 Part 2
His last Room 101 entry and this one is holidays. He tells of a holiday where he and his girlfriend went to a resteraunt that was run by midgets. Karl then says that one of them was chatting up his girlfriend Suzanne.
12. Karls Presents
As it is the last show of the series Karl gives a gift to Ricky and a gift to Steve. He gives Ricky a Mr. Ben's book of fables and Steve a book of chat-up lines.
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