04 May 2002
 November 2001 - May 2002 List of episodes |
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Track Listing
| For a full transcript of this episode see 04 May 2002/Transcript |
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1. The Queen Mum Used To Have A Right Mouth On Her (0:00:00)
Karl blasphemes and then recalls Steve and Ricky telling him stories about The Queen Mum swearing like a trooper, which was actually a joke, Karl didn't realise.
2. A Bronze Is Pointless (0:00:00)
The show won a bronze 'Entertainment Award' at The Sony Awards, why did they bother? Karl compares getting a bronze to coming in last in a marathon. They then go on to discuss the Olympics, ridiculous trivia, Steve in the high jump and how disabled people constantly cheat and lie.
3. You Have The Hair Of A Chinaman (0:00:00)
Steve discusses winning a silver medal in the high jump at school, and what a weirdo he looked like back then, this seamlessly leads to a discussion of Karl's former hair, which, according to a railroad barber was like a Chinaman's.
4. Some Of My Favourite Adverts (0:00:00)
Ricky elaborately introduces some adverts.
5. Steve Merchant And His Boyfriend Karl (0:00:00)
Steve brings up the £200 he was paid for DJing at an Xfm gig, which he definitely WILL declare to the Inland Revenue, Ricky and Steve are the victims of Liquid News' shady editing of The Sony Awards coverage, at which Karl had to convince some fans he wasn't gay. Ricky recalls winding Karl up about being Steve's 'partner' and him and Steve then trick Karl into confessing his love for Jonathan Ross. Bender.
6. Room 102 (0:00:00)
Karl's Room 101 choices get underway, Steve thinks Ricky should be a permanent fixture in there, much like The Bible on Desert Island Discs. Karl's first choice is rich people who haven't earnt their money, or fat ankles, or girls who go to shoe shops, it's not that specific, but involves the reality show 'Young, Posh and Loaded'. His second choice is rudeness from supermarket employees, them not saying 'hello', 'goodbye' or 'that's our most popular bread', Ricky agrees as politeness costs nothing, but he would not want to get into a full on chat with someone at the checkout.
7. Walk Like an Egypt Bloke (0:00:00)
Karl tells the story of lizards in Egypt that make holes in the sand in the desert. They hide in these holes but are in danger because a local Egypt bloke takes them out and uses them to make shoes. He says that scorpions also like to go into the holes and protect the lizards from the lizard hunter.
8. Stars In Their Eyes (0:00:00)
The guys discuss Stars In Their Eyes and how no-one becomes famous due to it.
9. The Talent Show (0:00:00)
Karl discuses a talent show where he dressed as a woman and danced and then done some magic.
10. Enhance Karl's Life (0:00:00)
The gang run a competition to win a bag from the Sony's signed by many celebrities. In order to win this prize they have to offer Karl things that they think will enhance his life. The one he chooses wins the signed bag. He chooses an urban legends book.
11. Room 101 Part 2 (0:00:00)
His last Room 101 entry and this one is holidays. He tells of a holiday where he and his girlfriend went to a resteraunt that was run by midgets. Karl then says that one of them was chatting up his girlfriend Suzanne.
12. Karls Presents (0:00:00)
As it is the last show of the series Karl gives a gift to Ricky and a gift to Steve. He gives Ricky a Mr. Ben's book of fables and Steve a book of chat-up lines.
Playlist
External Links
The Sony Awards Winners
The girl Karl puts into Room 101
Evidence of her fat ankle
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