Midget Fancies Suzanne

The story of a midget who fancied Suzanne is an anecdote from Karl Pilkington.

Origin

Originally mentioned in 22 November 2002, Karl was about to discuss a story he read about a man being circumcised in a kitchen in Turkey, when he remembered a story about one of his holidays.

Turkey

During a trip to Turkey, Karl and Suzanne had a meal in a restaurant that was staffed by large numbers of small people(it wasn't specified if they were midgets or dwarfs). Karl claims one particular midget was constantly pestering Suzanne, as he fancied her. Despite the midget's advances, Karl didn't say if Suzanne showed any interest, however he did say she "winded him up" about it.

Response

Ricky and Steve were amazed by Karl's story, firstly they were perplexed that there was a restaurant run by an unusual number of small people, and secondly that one of them was attracted to Suzanne. Karl claimed that this particular midget was constantly coming over seeing if they were all right and asking if they needed more napkins but Ricky implied that he may have just been a good waiter. The story was also included in Happyslapped by a jellyfish