Karl's Schoolmates

In the 02 March 2002 show, Ricky and Steve present Karl with a list of names from his childhood, found on FriendsReunited.co.uk. After hearing each name, Karl would try to remember the person.

Allison Birch

"Posh; probably did pretty well in history an' that."

Sarah Morris

"God, yeah. Remember her. She was alright, she was a popular one. She was nice."

Darren Buckley

One of Karl's best mates. Darren's father once accused Darren and Karl of using drugs because he had found a Skittle (a sweet or candy) in Darren's room and thought it was a sort of drug.

Debbie Carr

"Yeah, she was, uh... she was another nice one. She was one of them that you'd sort of... go, she's nice but she'd never be your girlfriend. Even though she was in the same year, she seemed a lot older."

When Karl was playing "punching people in the arm," Debbie and her friends would be like the Charlie's Angels sorting a mission out somewhere. She hung out with the older-looking kids that "had beards."

Adam Clifton

"He was one of them kids. He was alright, but... he had that thing when um... if you didn't have enough milk. He had like, uh, wrinkly hands and... white bits in his nails."

In his FriendsReunited.co.uk profile Adam wrote: "Karl Pilkington with his pet bird. Was it a magpie? I can't remember. He brought it to school to show everybody and it flew away." This sparked Karl to talk about his pet magpie, Maggie.

Lisa Shufflebothom

"She wasn't that nice, but she wanted me. And as she got older, she went a bit off. She's probably nice now."

Lisa and her mate Rachael once fought over Karl in a P.E. activity. They both wanted to be Karl's partner.

Allison Thorpe

"Not sure about her. I sort of know the name... can't put a face to it."

Damien Comber

"Again... know the name... can't remember anything."