Who's who
A list of everyone involved in the world of Pilkipedia.
The main trio
- Ricky Gervais - fat bloke from Reading
- Stephen Merchant - lanky co-writer
- Karl Pilkington - bald Manc twat
Other Xfm people
- Claire Sturgess - Karl's regular stand-in, battling a drug problem
- Ian Camfield - Xfm DJ, the new Vance
- Simon Pegg and Nick Frost - stand-ins between Series 1 and 2
- Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish - stand-ins between Series 2 and 3
- Zoe Ball - DJ and presenter whose show Karl briefly appeared on
Other DJs
- Jono Coleman - rotund, jolly Australian
- Dr Neil Fox - former Pop Idol judge and respected medical practitioner
- Jonathan Ross - Ricky's new best friend
Karl's life
- Suzanne - his girlfriend/carer
- Karl's Mam and Dad
- Karls Brother (Mark) and sister
- Auntie Nora, who farted for five minutes
- Uncle Alf, a family friend who slept in a dinghy and had two TVs
- Tattoo Stan, an uncle
- Uncle Hazel, a lesbian aunt
- Jimmy the Hat, a man who never wore a hat
- Colin Makin, Karl's DJing partner
- Maggie, a magpie
- Mrs Mathews, a teacher who said Karl would never be a high-flier
- The Rosses, a family Karl stayed with on holiday
- Allison Birch, Sarah Morris, Darren Buckley, Debbie Carr, Adam Clifton, Lisa Shufflebotham, Allison Thorpe and Damien Comber - Schoolmates
- Forrest Gump, wheelie bin-based troublemaker
- Fluffy, a poodle
- The Woman with a Horse in the House, a neighbour
- Two schoolmates with Big heads and webbed hands
Ricky's life
- Jane Fallon, his girlfriend
- Eva Gervais, his Mum
- Lawrence Gervais, his Dad
- His siblings, Larry, Marsha and Bob
- Jimmy Dublin, a friend of his Dad
Steve's life
- Ron Merchant, his Dad, a guest star in The Office
- Elaine Merchant, his Mum
- Alex Merchant, his sister
- Martin Wells, a more popular schoolfriend
- Scott Hansen, another schoolfriend, Christened by Ricky
The Steve Show
- Harry, sidekick
- Dan Warren, sidekick and roommate of Steve
- Rufus Wright, sidekick and posh actor
- Sammy Dobson, She-J
- Dave the Walker, friend of Steve's and provider of mixtapes
- Vik Sharma, internet music expert