09 August 2003

Karl wants to leave. Will he stay or will he go?

The heat...everyone is fed up. I remember this was a blazing hot time in Europe. Just an awful heat wave. Lots of dead Frogs an' that...

More knob news to start the show? Nudist talk... Karl had a school mate who was in an Olympic race. But what about the front shot? The tackle is swinging back and forth. Keeps women interested I guess, Karl thinks.

now---more quality knob news. Steve has a news story about ghoulash with a knob in it.

Songs of phrase this week--Galileo, stop talking to me about Science. Please, make me television.

Karl's mathematical problem of going thru the earth to australia. Ricky imagines Karl going back and forth like on a bungee.

What are you starin' at? This show was on in the week. The girl in it who had a huge face, looked like bo selecta.

Rik Waller talk about him whining about celebrity. Steve--the guy's just a bloater.

Ricky--everyone wants to eat ghoulash during a heat wave right?

the most banal contest ever on radio...songs of phrase

monkey news--and monkey news extra. monkey documentary and Halford's ads. using monkeys in the ads. Karl can't hardly finish monkey news cause ricky is making him laugh " i cant handle this...look at him." they have to take a break and then finish monkey news after. monkey mechanics. karl--this is the first time i've laughed on air steve--what do you want....a cake? monkey documentary. monkey prostitute that was charging bananas so was getting fatter.