Mr K. Dilkington

The mis-spelt name of Mr Karl Pilkington on a piece of junk mail (causing much hilarity amongst Ricky and Steve) probably due to it soundling aptly ridiculous.

Written in Karl's Diary: "Got some post delivered to me today. It was adressed to Mr Dilkington. It read 'Dear Mr K. Dilkington, you are one of our most valuable customers.' I put it in the bin."