Suzanne

Suzanne is Karl's longtime girlfriend. At one point, she had a haircut that looked like Dave Hill from Slade, according to Karl. She received a 80 count package of condoms from Boots from Karl one Christmas. She later received a posh badge on her most recent birthday. She and Karl met at work. They worked at the same place. Karl impressed her with his editing skills. She paid for Karl's hot chocolate, which impressed him considerably.

Karl's ability to find and keep a girlfriend has been greeted by amazement by listeners to the Ricky Gervais show podcast.

Russell Brand incorrectly declared Karl to be 'single' on his radio show recently.