23 February 2002

Xfm Series 1 November 2001 - May 2002 List of episodes

Episodes: 10 November 2001 (Transcript) 17 November 2001 (Transcript) 24 November 2001 (Transcript) 01 December 2001 (Transcript) 08 December 2001 (Transcript) 15 December 2001 (Transcript) 22 December 2001 (Transcript) 12 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.1 19 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.2 26 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.3 09 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.4 16 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.5 23 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.6 02 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.7 09 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.8 16 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.9 23 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.10 30 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.11 06 April 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.12 13 April 2002 (Transcript) 20 April 2002 (Transcript) 27 April 2002 (Transcript) 04 May 2002 (Transcript)

• nirvana - man who sold the world

suzanne unaware of karls new fame - little donkey + drums story / "knocking" noise sent into space to contact aliens "oggy oggy oggy" / little donkey - "went down such a storm" - karls dad = "film it, but try and avoid getting the twat in the hat in the shot"

• princess superstar - bad babysitter
• white van man/karl - "if my gf's listening now, go and have a wash or something" / kylie v dido @ brits - "doesn't really matter does it" // kylie + jenny powell = good looking old women // taxes rising - karls dad in hospital - karl on hospital radio // real life mowgli living in transylvania - "what were the things in gremlins called?"
• ash(?) - ?

posh lads doing a scavenger hunt

• streets - lets push things forward
• white van man/karl (cont) - british olympic curling team // worlds tallest man living in neasden - "bit wierd they've only just found him" - jaws from james bond got this illness "it's called tall" caused by tumor behind the eyes "needs to get it sorted"// global warming = big spiders, snakes are deaf - alright walking behind em, "saw something in the news in week that a load of sparrows or something were somewhere" "thats an interesting story"
• lostprophets - fake sound of progress

talking about video to enrique inglesias - hero

• gomez - shot shot (or shop shop?)
• song for the lovers - "hes written such brilliant classics with his lovely arse" "and just to tickle him down below" - jimmy web - if these old walls could speak
• the cure - ?

karl applying for job at granada tv - application form, languages = "english, pretty good" "i don't think i've got it" well known dictator - "flobbadan milosevic" karl never recieved his gcse results ian wright programme - snakes dont have ears; creep up and pick them up "how do you put a snake down?" day of gcse results - kp working at printers; using gold ink "have to get your rollers really clean"

• pj harvey - ?

book 'they died young' - people that arent really dead // bruce lee faked his death - working for the government in hong kong as undercover cop "if your gona use someone undercover in hong kong, i suggest using the most famous chinaman of all time" "you look a bit like bruce lee./ no i dont; see this moustache?" kp - "not trying to offend anyone here, but they do all look the sam- rg- RIGHT! NO NO NO! I'm so sorry"

Track Listing

Some posh lads trying to get into Xfm for a scavenger hunt. (0:00:42)

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