23 February 2002

Xfm Series 1 November 2001 - May 2002 List of episodes

Episodes: 10 November 2001 (Transcript) 17 November 2001 (Transcript) 24 November 2001 (Transcript) 01 December 2001 (Transcript) 08 December 2001 (Transcript) 15 December 2001 (Transcript) 22 December 2001 (Transcript) 12 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.1 19 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.2 26 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.3 09 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.4 16 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.5 23 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.6 02 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.7 09 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.8 16 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.9 23 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.10 30 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.11 06 April 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.12 13 April 2002 (Transcript) 20 April 2002 (Transcript) 27 April 2002 (Transcript) 04 May 2002 (Transcript)

• Nirvana - Man Who Sold The World

Suzanne's unaware of Karl's new fame - Little Donkey + drums story / "Knocking" noise sent into space to contact aliens "Oggy, Oggy, Oggy" / Little Donkey 'went down such a storm' - Karl's dad: "film it, but try and avoid getting the twat in the hat in the shot".

• Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter

White Van Man/Karl - "If my girlfriend's listening now, go and have a wash or something" / Kylie vs Dido @ Brits - "doesn't really matter does it?" // Kylie + Jenny Powell = good looking old women // Taxes rising - Karl's Dad in hospital opening to way to Karl's radio debut on hospital radio // Real life Mowgli living in Transylvania - "What were the things in Gremlins called?".

• Ash - ?

Posh lads doing a scavenger hunt.

• The Streets - Let's Push Things Forward
• White Van Man/Karl (cont.) - British Olympic Curling Team // World's tallest man living in Neasden - "bit weird they've only just found him" - Jaws from James Bond has an illness which is "called tall" caused by tumor behind the eyes "needs to get it sorted"// Global warming = big spiders, snakes are deaf so you're alright walking behind them, "Saw something in the news in week that a load of sparrows or something were somewhere", "That's an interesting story".
• Lostprophets - Fake Sound of Progress

Pretentious song titles, elitist music listeners // the video to Enrique Inglesias' Hero.

• Gomez - Shot Shot
• Song For the Lovers - "He's written such brilliant classics with his lovely arse" and "just to tickle him down below"; Jimmy Webb - If These Walls Could Speak.
• The Cure - ?

Karl applying for job at Granada TV - application form, languages = "English, pretty good" On whether he got the job: "I don't think I've got it". Well-known dictator - "Flobbadan Milosevic". Karl never received his GCSE results. Ian Wright programme - snakes don't have ears; creep up and pick them up; "how do you put a snake down?". Day of GCSE results - KP working at printers; when using gold ink, you "have to get your rollers really clean".

• PJ Harvey - ?

The book 'They Died Young' - about people that aren't really dead // Bruce Lee faked his death - working for the government in hong kong as undercover cop "if you're gonna use someone undercover in Hong Kong, I suggest using the most famous Chinaman of all time", "you look a bit like Bruce Lee" - "No I don't, see this moustache?" KP - "Not trying to offend anyone here, but they do all look the sa-" RG - "RIGHT! NO NO NO! ...I'm so sorry".

• Hundred Reasons - If I Could
• Hip Hop Hooray - Dilated Peoples give a shout out to Steve; Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst.

Is Elvis really dead?

• The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Stars In Their Eyes - Ian Moore aka 'Chris de Burgh' / Steve claims he wrote Lady In Red to a music lawyer.

• Song For the Lovers: Tom Waits - Ol' 55

Track Listing

Some posh lads trying to get into Xfm for a scavenger hunt. (0:00:42)

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