War do you think of that

War Do You Think of That? was a short-lived feature during the First XFM Series of the Ricky Gervais Show.
It was not dissimilar to Educating Ricky; however this was supposed to be focused more on events of War.
The first was a small story about a chess expert called in during WWII to help out with war maneuvers.
The second was about the first bomb being dropped on Berlin. The only victim was an Elephant.
The last was about the French, when they were at war (still the World War II). Everyone needed a code to give the go-ahead to go into battle and stuff...Their code for "Right, yep, go on" was: John's Got a Moustache. It was a bit daft, and could've been said by mistake. Karl Pilkington did not think it was a very good code.
No one's going to see an old man having a Twix.
This section contains Karl's perhaps most distinguished and angry "I CAN'T BE BOTHERED".