10 November 2001/Transcript
This is a transcription of the 10 November 2001 episode, from Xfm Series 1
NB This is transcribed from a partial recording of the show
Fly and Dope
Ricky: Xfm 104.9. Steve just back announce that for us.
Steve: Yeah, from the album Princess Superstar is- that was Princess Superstar with Untouchable Part I. Did you enjoy it?
Ricky: I really enjoyed it.
Steve: Good.
Ricky: So I’ll tell ya what, there’s two ingredients I look for in a record. It was both fly and dope.
Steve laughs
Steve: High five, Rick.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: You’re sweet, you’re sweet man.
Ricky: Coming up, I’ve got my, um, film review.
Steve: Looking forward to that.
Ricky: It’s a great one. It’s a great film.
Steve: Sure.
Ricky: We’ve got Song for the Lovers any minute now.
Steve: Sure.
Ricky: Uh and-
Steve: Probably loads more chat.
Ricky: Yea. Yeaayeeaaaow. There will be. There will be.
PJ Harvey - This is Love
Ricky's Film Review
Ricky: PJ Harvey. This is Love. Xfm 104.9. It’s the Ricky Gervais Show innit?
Steve: With Steve Merchant.
Ricky: Yep. But you’re gonna keep quiet now, Steve. Cuz I’ve got to do my world famous film review.
Steve: Looking forward to it.
Ricky: Yeah. I know you criticize it because you say I do sort of films that aren’t on like, current release, or I sort of just do the plot.
Steve: Mmm mmm.
Ricky: But, you know.
Steve: Have you taken that criticism onboard?
Ricky: I have.
Steve: Good.
Ricky: This week’s “Ricky Gervais Film Review”-
Steve: Doo doo.
Ricky: Sezzeeeeoo.
Ricky: -is Jungle Book.
Steve: The Jungle Book?
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: That was made, what, in 1968?
Ricky: I don’t know but listen, shut up right. This is a good review right. For people who don’t- who either have heard it or haven’t, you might learn something.
Steve: Sure.
Ricky: Cuz it’s sorta my take on it.
Steve: Has the review begun yet or?
Ricky laughs
Ricky: No. No. I’m gonna start now ok?
Steve: Go.
Ricky: Right, little kid. He’s in the jungle, right? But he knows a bear and a panther. They’re good friends but, it’s dangerous becaaause you gotta watch out, the tiger and the snake. Now the reason is they don’t mind him but he’s human and he can make fire, they can’t. That’s why he’s sorta in demand even though they conquered the power of speech they can’t make fire. And then, the orangutan gets in. Now, he’s in trouble. But the bear puts coconuts on and makes himself look like it, then they fall off. They gotta get away, but then he mets, like, a girl and it’s… their not, you know.
Steve: Haha. Ok. Do you write these yourself?
Ricky: Yep.
Steve: You don’t get a professional to do it?
Ricky: Nope.
Steve: Right.
Ricky: No no.
Steve: Ok ok. And what would you give that one out of five?
Ricky: It’s nine.
Steve: That’s a nine out of five. Strong review there. Strong film then for you.
Ricky: Well yeah.
Steve: And you recommend that for friends and family?
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Ok.
Ricky: Just get it on the ol’ DVD or in the cinema.
Steve: Ok. Good. And the film again was?
Ricky: Jungle Book.
Steve: Jungle Book. Jolly good. Alright. Thanks very much for that.
Ricky: Well now it’s time for Song for the Lovers, this is The Smiths and Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me.
Steve: Alright, yeayea.
Song: The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me begins to play
Ricky: I forgot-
Steve: Go on.
Ricky: -about the elephants.
Steve: Oh well that’s gonna ruin it for everyone, they won’t understand what you are talking about.
Ricky: Yeah.
Song: The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
Lonely Steve
Ricky: Smiths. Lovely song, Last Night I Dreamed Somebody Loved Me.
Steve: Beautiful.
Ricky: Song for the Lovers there. On Xfm 104.9. Can’t believe I forgot the elephants. That is- that was key-
Steve: -element of the review, really.Yeah. Yeah.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Don’t let it get you down, Rick. I know how these things depress you before-
Ricky: I know.
Steve: -when you’ve not done the film review the best you could. It kinda winds you up.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: You stew about it. Um, played a beautiful song there. Uh, Song for the Lovers.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: And uh, you know I do get depressed when I see people around who’ve go girlfriends and I think- You know, cuz I haven’t and I don’t know what’s the rule. We mentioned last week that fat bloke from Pop Idol. He’s got a bird, which annoys me, angers me. And um, this really depressed me; walking into Piccadilly Circus tube a couple nights ago. Homeless guy, wrapped up, unwashed. And uh, Northern.
Ricky laughs
Steve: And uh, he’s being spoken to by some kind of carer, you know some kind of worker who’s come to dish out stale sandwiches. And I just overheard as I was passing, him going “Well it’s very difficult to maintain a long distance relationship.”
Ricky laughs
Steve: And I sort- I lingered for a bit. I was thinking “What?!” And he was going “Yeah-“. Basically I pieced together that he’s got a girlfriend- He’s from Leeds- He’s got a girlfriend who’s also homeless, who’s homeless up in Leeds. And occasionally she kind of homelesses her way down to London.
Ricky: I love the fact he’s traveled to be homeless.
Steve: I know! Pathetic. Oh, I angered that they’re could be-
Ricky: Is there a lot of cheap housing in Leeds? Would that ruin it for him?
Steve: But it just- I assume she was squatting or something.
Ricky laughs
Steve: But it was like- It just depressed me because it was like, not only is he sort of like homeless, but he’s got a homeless girlfriend. Homeless people are finding love.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: I mean it’s so- I’m mean that’s really depressing, Karl isn’t it? Unless they became smackheads together.
Ricky: Karl. No. Karl’s found love on the street before, haven’t ya?
Steve: How’s it going with your bird Karl? Are you married? How long you’ve been out with her?
Karl: Seven years.
Steve: Cuz I mean, you’re quite a simple man.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: You’re sort of a simpleton-
Ricky: And in a nice way. You’re like Helen from Big Brother. You’re sort of nice enough but-
Karl: But I look normal.
Ricky: Well, yeah, you sort of do. But you could be one of those that suddenly goes mental with a pen.
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: You know what I mean?
Steve: Just stab people through the eyes.
Ricky: Yeah. Yeah, you sort of look normal. But if I- I wouldn’t really want to wind you up to a point of frenzy.
Steve: Do you- How did you met your girlfriend?
Karl: Through work.
Ricky sniggers.
Steve: What through her work?
Ricky laughs
Karl laughs
Steve: What you phoned up and said-
Karl: We worked at the same place.
Steve: Oh right right right.
Ricky: You’re quite an enigma aren’t you? Could you give us more on that?
Steve: At work? You met her at work? What, she came in sellin’ sandwiches? She was going through the bins outside. What do you mean you met her at work?
Karl: Why are you having an attack on me? You’re the one who’s sad and lonely.
Steve: I’m not-
Ricky: Oh he’s done you again! He’s done you again!
Steve: Yeah but what was interesting was I just scratched and he just went mental.
Ricky: Yeah I know.
Steve: He was like a bear caught in a trap.
Ricky: It’s funny innit? You’ll never learn.
Steve: No, I was just interested to find out what the story was. It might be a really romantic story.
Karl: Well, it’s not.
Steve: Alright. Jeez. I like the fact that he doesn’t want to talk about his love affair.
Karl: I was- I was thinking about you in the week. And like… Does it worry you- I mean you sort of joke about it now when we talk about it in the office. You know like “Is Steve really touchy about the way he looks?”
Steve: Oh ho ho ho. What’s this? Where’s that come from?
Ricky: He’s done it again. He’s done you again.
Karl: Walking home the other night and I was thinking about it. And do you worry that when you’re old you will be on your own?
Steve: Oh ho.
Ricky laughs
Ricky: Ooo hoo! You did start it though, didn’t ya?
Steve: Well. Karl I’m glad you’ve brought this up.
Ricky laughs
Steve: No because I- for me, ya know- a lightweight frothy entertainment show on Xfm on a Saturday afternoon is exactly the place where I want to discuss the desperate lonely future that’s inevitably coming my way.
Ricky: Oh god, I tell you what would cheer you up, to forget about it all. A bit of Embrace
Steve: Oh oh, one of the most hated bands.
Song: Embrace – Make it Last
Song: Hives – Main Offender
Schindler’s Lifts
Ricky: Hives, Main Offender, before that Embrace, Make it Last -- I know you don't like Embrace much, but that's a nice tune.
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: They do cut a nice little chorus –
Steve: Sure.
Ricky: - and I think their heart's in the right place.
Steve: Ok.
Ricky: Yeah. Very nice. What, what - could you do better? I was mucking around...
Steve: That's always fair.
Ricky: No no, I was thinking, there's not enough avant-garde stuff, and I just did this right (unusual sound) - there's a little spring on the mic - what does that sound like? Does it sound good? I haven't got my headphones on. Does it sound good?
Steve: It sounds brilliant.
Ricky: I was thinking of just doing that, and sending it to John Peel, (continues making sound). Maybe with some samples of like politicians going "We will not t..aaar aar aaa"
Steve: I, I feel it's more a b-side,
Ricky: Yeah!
Steve: -- at the moment, but I mean it's strong, yeah, you could work that up,
Ricky: But that's without strings or anything, without -
Steve: Sure, that’s without, y’know, that’s just kind of a basic demo.
Ricky laughs
Steve: When you worked that up with a decent producer
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve and Ricky: Ooh-hoo!
Steve: Man a-live.
Ricky: Still coming, we've got Radiohead, we've got Ice Cu--
Steve: What are these fellas doing?
Ricky: Erm there's a couple of..
Steve: It’s quite noisy; it’s just distracting.
Ricky: Yeah, there's a couple of fellas behind us, um, taking pictures. Don't know why it takes two of them.
Steve: Mm.
Ricky: I think one of them just got, you know, a couple of hours out the office. They're from the, uh - what are you from? X-Mag?
Fella: X-Ray.
Steve: X-Ray - what's X-Ray?
Karl: It's the Xfm magazine, Steve.
Steve: The Xfm what? Magazine?
Karl: Magazine.
Steve: Where where - is this available in shops?
Ricky: Is it - it's just a giveaway thing, to..
Karl: It's kinda giveaway, bit of information on bands,
Ricky: Right.
Karl: What gigs are coming up, other stations --
Steve: Right. How is it available?
Ricky: Yeah, who gets it?
Karl: It's, it's in, er Top Magazines,
Steve: You're really selling it Karl, you're obviously a fan of the magazine.
Karl: It's alright!
Ricky: Yeah.
Karl: I don’t wanna make it – th-this seems now like you've said "Let's pretend we don't know what it is, you sell it on air, make it sound really good".
Steve: I don't know what it is!
Karl: Well, I'll show you later.
Steve: Ok, cool!
Karl: And if people want a copy of it, they can go to the website and subscribe, and you get it for free.
Ricky: That's alright.
Steve: Cool.
Karl: And you’re gonna be in it.
Ricky: And we're going to be in it!
Karl: Centre pages.
Ricky: I, I didn- I don't look my best, I don't dress for radio, you know.
Steve: Mm.
Ricky: And uh, you know,
Steve: Well, it's Ok, ‘cause I'm photogenic.
Ricky laughs
Steve: So I’ll, I’ll make up for whatever you, uh, lack.
Ricky: I'll push you forward.
Steve: Rick, I don't know if you're aware of this, but we have some tickets to give away. Is your favourite band, Marc E Smith's The Fall?
Ricky: It is, yeah, go on.
Steve: I thought it was, and is your favourite venue the Kentish Town Forum?
Ricky: Ohh I'd see anything there –
Steve laughs
Steve: If you –
Ricky: I'd see The Fall anywhere, and I'd see anything there, so if you're telling me The Fall are there, we're not giving’m away Steve. I'd like those for m’self.
Steve: Rick, I'm just trying to remember if your favourite support act of late is "Schindler"?
Ricky: Aww ...no I hate 'em.
Steve laughs
Ricky: I'm not going. Give them away.
Steve: Ok so the doors are at 7.30, doesn't say when it is.
Karl: It’s tonight.
Steve: Is it tonight?
Ricky: I'm only joking, Schindler, I'm only joking by the way. To Schindler, to the lads in Schindler, if they think I'm being a little bit nasty.
Steve: It’s tonight, it's at 7:30, the tickets are £11.50 in advance, I'm assuming there's probably some still left, but we have some to give away - how many have we got to give away?
Karl: Thr--three pairs.
Steve: Three pairs is it? Um, have you -- talking of Schindler, you know the, the people that make lifts, or, I think, escalators as well
Ricky laughs
Ricky: Oh yeah.
Steve: If you notice,
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Like in the bottom of a lift, it always says "Schindler". It's always made by some organisation called Schi-- do you think it's the same Schindler, like from Schindler's list?
Ricky: So it's Shindler's lifts.
Steve laughs.
Steve: Shindler's lifts.
Ricky: And it was passed down wrong - "No, I didn't make a list”.
Steve: Yeah. Exactly.
Steve laughs
Ricky: “No, I made lifts!”
Steve: Yeah, I don’t think—
Ricky: “You're joking!” Spielberg was going "I've made a whole film about them!”
Steve: It was 3 hours, it was in black and white, for God's sake.
Ricky: (mumbles) "Where’d you get the lift" - " There was no lifts in it! I thought it was a list you made".
Steve laughs
Ricky: “No, I made lifts" . "Oh, I don't believe it".
Steve: Anyway, next time you're in a lift, check that out, that is true. Anyway, we've got 3 tickets for The, uh, Fall, sorry, 3 pairs of tickets for The Fall who are performing tonight, at the Kentish Town Forum, if you'd like to win them, here's a question for you - which Radio 1, rival station, which Radio 1 personality used to be a member of The Fall. If you know then you can get in touch on 087008001234.
Ricky: Is it Zoe Ball. Is it Zoe Ball?
Steve: Uh, or it’s [email protected].
Ricky: Is it Chris Moyles? Is it Chris Moyles?
Steve: I – I don’t want to give it away.
Ricky: Is it John Peel?
Steve: Don't want to give it away.
Ricky: Ok.
Steve: But two words for you –
Ricky laughs
Steve: Emma B.
Song: Radiohead - Paranoid Android
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Polaroids
Ricky: It is indeed. We're just looking at the um, the Polaroids, the tests that photographers do.
Steve: I'm not at all happy.
Ricky: No, d’y’know what I mean, though, it’s like, I kid m’self, I must walk around, it-it-it does take mirrors and photographs, and I go "Oh no, yeah, I forgot I look like that".
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: D’y’know ‘ I mean? Sorta like you – look at that. ‘Like a tree trunk.
Steve: Yeah - look at me Rick, there. That's always with me.
Ricky: Ohhh. There was a bloke downstairs thought I was Johnny Vegas! He was goin’ I love those adverts with the monkey! I didn't have the nerve to say "I'm not him". At one point he actually said, “ I like that one where he hits you, and I went “Yeah”, he went "You doing anymore adverts?", and I went, "Yeah, a couple more".
Steve laughs
Ricky: I just thought it's gone too far now, I can't say "I'm not Johnny Vegas".
Steve: Sorry, I'm not really listening Rick, ‘cause I want to say to you, can you get me more square on.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: ‘Cause square on I'm not s’ bad, it's from the side.
Ricky: Yeah, the side looks bad.
Steve: Alright, calm down Rick! Jeez!
Ricky: Yeah, yeah, we -
Steve: Karl what do you make of that - pretty face?
Ricky: Yeah, this isn’t, this isn't great radio.
Steve: No it's not, you’re right.
Ricky: I - I know we never do do great radio,
Steve laughs
Steve: But yeah.
Ricky: But this is really,
Steve: This certainly, this is some of the worst we've done.
Ricky: We were talking um, before about uh Shindler's lifts.
Steve: Yes.
Ricky: Those people who just make one thing,
Steve: Mm.
Ricky: And they're famous for that, now do you think the monopoly commissions should investigate Armitage Shanks?
Steve: Yes.
Ricky: Because I've never seen another -
Steve: Never seen another sink or toilet made by anyone else.
Ricky laughs
Ricky: No, did the, when did they take over this? Can you hear that clicking?
Steve: Yeah. Would you just stop just for a second while we're just, just doin’ –
Ricky laughs
Ricky: ‘Cause he can't talk ‘cause he's trying to make himself look so handsome!
Steve: Well exactly, I've got to keep strikin’ poses!
Ricky: He’s straining to sort of look, normal!
Steve: I tell ya’ – I’ve just changed my mind, I wanna, you know the, you remember that George Michael video where he doesn't appear, he just gets supermodels to play him,
Ricky: Yeah,
Steve: Or kind of replace him, can we do that, maybe instead? Just get a leggy blond in. That’d be fine.
Ricky: In, in, inn our place, like 5 people –
Steve: Exactly.
Ricky: Instead of "This is Steve".
Steve: Exactly.
Ricky: "But he looks like 5 women!" “Yeah, no, that is Steve”.
Steve: And, so, you were talking about Shanks.
Ricky: Yeah. Shanks. Armitage.
Steve: They cert- they've got it sewn up. They’ve certainly got it sewn up.
Ricky: They have, haven't they?
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: When did they, like, get big?
Steve: I don't know who the Shanks people are, I don't think they make anything else though, I've never seen them making anything else other than lavatories, and sinks. They seem to have got that --
Ricky: So, who, who went, “We are going to make, we’re gonna make so many urinals, there, there's going to be too many urinals, no one's going to have a look-in, when everyone, when anyone's out having a slash they're just going to be thinking –
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: -- Armitage Shanks"
Steve: But presumably there's someone called Armitage Shanks –
Ricky: Could be.
Steve: Who's got his name all over that. Whenever you meet him, you're just thinking, "I've had a waz".
Ricky: On Armatige Shanks.
Steve laughs
Steve: On Armitage Shanks. Is “waz a word we can – we can say "waz", can't we?
Ricky: Yeah, or piss, or slash.
Steve laughs
Steve: Either of them's fine. Ohhh.
Song: U2 - Walk On
Criticizing Steve
Ricky: see I like U2 again now, I liked them in the very early days, then I hated them for about 15 years, and then the last album, this, and beautiful day, I think "really good" - they've lost all their pomposity - don't you think?
Steve: I saw one of them saying that he thought this was the best album they've ever made
Ricky: I tell you what, I'm not going to argue with him, whoever it was, Steve
Steve: could well have been "The Edge", not sure, could have been Larry Mullen
Ricky: real name, David Evans
Steve: really - interesting, Rick, you may recall that some time ago we gave people the chance to win tickets to see The Fall performing live at Kentish Town Forum this evening
Ricky: supported by Schindler
Steve: Schindler, I know you're a big fan of them, and we have some winners..
Ricky: "I could have made more lifts"
Steve: the question I set was which Radio 1 personality used to be a member of The Fall, we did have some wrong answers, wrong answers included, Gary Davis
Ricky: oh imagine him in The Fall! oh that is brilliant
Steve: er Noel Edmonds
Ricky Laughs
Steve: and of course Ed "stewpot" Stewart
Ricky: oh, what's happened to Noel Edmonds? what's happened to lovely Noelly?
Steve: Noel is just utterly doomed now isn't he - no one will employ him now it seems
Ricky: well, we don't know that, that's probably libellous
Steve: how is that libellous?!
Ricky: he might be turning down stuff, and therefore might sort of be waiting for a big comeback with Noel's house party 2002 for all you know
Steve: oh no, you're right it is libellous, thanks for pointing that out Rick, in case there were any lawyers thinking "that's not libellous - no actually, good point". err so the winners are Mina, who's from Finland (laughs) apparently, according to these notes here
Ricky: hold on why's that funny?
Steve: how would she have called in from Finland?
Ricky: well no, when someone says where are you from, she might have been here for like a year, and well "Finland"
Steve: well, I've embarrassed myself at that Rick, thanks for tearing me apart, that was fascinating radio. Err.. Vinny's also won, he's from Surrey
Ricky: ohh - imagine coming from Surrey!
Steve: and Tom Prince from Camden, what a great name, Tom Prince, they're all the lucky winners
Ricky: I think we've lost it, no it was really good, the first few weeks, yeah, and even the first hour, but this last 20 minutes, I feel that I've bored myself (SM yeah) what's happened?
Steve: I think it's 'cos you keep picking me up on every single thing I say - it can't help, surely? and then if it's not you it's Karl having a go
Ricky: yeah but he's more going for your looks, I'm more working on your personality
Steve: right, sure
Ricky: but together..
Steve: so it's my fault now that the shows going downhill
Ricky: no but its like you know - we're like your mentors, you've got to be harsh - you're like Eliza Dolittle, and we've got lots of little stylists in , like they do with makeovers, or that Faking It. they get in like me and Karl, Karl's working on your looks, I'm doing your personality, we're going to get stylists in, and coaches, and then you have to do a date, and the woman has to, and there's 3 other blokes, and she has to work out what the freak amongst them is, and you've got to go no one voted for you as the freak
Steve: yeah, Rick, I've known you for 3 years, I don't think you're cut out for that job.
Song: Groove Armada – Super Stylin'
I Love The First Hour
Ricky: Groove Armada - Super Stylin, Xfm 104.9, it's nearly the end of the show Steve, I'm going to try harder next week, I mean, it started off well, and then, I didn't get bored, I just couldn't concentrate
Steve: I know what you mean, I mean, I thought I tried hard early on with the anecdotes, that embarrassed me, and which Karl just used as venom
Ricky: I had the funny bullshit t-shirt, and the you know
Steve: I had the woman walking around in my clumpy shoes
Ricky: I had washing with me
Steve: oh they were classic anecdotes, Rick
Ricky: I loved the 1st hour
Steve: I loved the 1st hour, there should definitely be a show on Saturday evenings, on Xfm, with Kate Thornton
Ricky: er Richard Blackwood
Steve: Blackwood would be good
Ricky: Moyles in, going "oh the 1st hour, they used to.." it would be great
Steve: that would be lovely
Ricky: oh amazing, and there's people taking our photographs, which I'm not happy with, to be honest, I'm going to have someone fired - I'm only joking- stop, I was only joking - oh I've offended someone, which I don't like to do, and then lifts
Steve: I'm worried because I didn't know that the photos were going to be taken, that we won't seem quite as hip and with the kids as we thought we would, on account of wearing these tuxedos.
Ricky: I'm telling you now that is ironic, we are down by law, this next track is Ice Cube, It Was a Good Day, it's my selection for the hip-hop track, as you know we want to spread the word of..
Steve: a lot of people don't seem to realise that hip-hop is music as well, and it's out there and it should be enjoyed by kids, and at the moment it's quite an eclectic thing, you know, it's very underground (RG yeah, yeah) trying to bring it into the mainstream
Ricky: yeah, and in this, you know, Cube says it was a good day, simple thing that he didn't use his AK, that's the sort of world he lives in, that's what he's trying to get across
Steve: and it talks to you about your life
Ricky: sure
Steve: yeah respect man
Song: Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day
Saturday Night Steve
Ricky: well, there you go, Ice Cube, it..
Steve: great song
Ricky: yeah, yeah, well you've got a great song coming up as well
Steve: I have indeed, it's the Song for the Ladies, Rick, we'll leave people with that, have you seen the film Magnolia?
Ricky: I have
Steve: it's one of the most underrated movies, it didn't get a single Oscar nomination. It's absolutely fantastic, breathtaking cinema (RG yeah it's fantastic), made by the guy that made Boogie Nights, absolutely fantastic, Tom Cruise is in it, loads of people, and the soundtrack is entirely written by Aimee Mann. now I don't know if she's normally the sort of person they play on Xfm, but she's a singer-songwriter of great skill, I think, and this is a song that features in one of the most breathtaking moments in the film
Ricky: it's amazing - it all brings it together - it won't come across obviously here, but nevertheless it's a great song
Steve: it is a good song, it's called "Wise Up", we'll be playing that in a second, but otherwise Rick, that's it isn't it?
Ricky: that is it, what will you be doing tonight Steve?
Steve: what will I be doing tonight, Rick, err, probably gonna be (laughing) ... staying in
Ricky: yeah, yeah - and doing what though?
Steve: ooh err... watching some telly.. oh oh yeah
Ricky: ooh that's not all if I know you - did I see a couple of cans of weak lager in your carrier bag
Steve: I did sneak 'em in yeah
Ricky: you're not going to drink them both tonight though are you?
Steve: what are you? my mother?
Ricky: ok chill out, do what you want. Will you be...sleeping alone again?
Steve: if I play my cards right.
Ricky: will you be having a little tug, just to get yourself off to sleep?
Steve: I'll probably have a couple a couple a tugs, if there's something saucy on channel 5 I will
Ricky: Xfm 104.9
Steve: here's Wise Up, Aimee Mann, enjoy
Song: Aimee Mann – Wise Up