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====1. What's Coming Up====
====1. What's Coming Up====
Wesley Willis' ''Rock n Roll Will Never Die'' and Doris Stotes' ''Voices in my Ear''.
Wesley Willis' ''Rock n Roll Will Never Die'' and Doris Stokes' ''Voices in my Ear''.


====2. HOOTIE AND THE BLOOOOWFISH====
====2. HOOTIE AND THE BLOOOOWFISH====
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====4. Voices in my Ear====
====4. Voices in my Ear====
Ricky and Steve read from ''Voices in my Ear'', why Doris Stotes had to convince a guy he was dead and Doris Stotes fighting the paranormal. Ricky introduces Steve to the fact that you can't libel the dead.
Ricky and Steve read from ''Voices in my Ear'', why Doris Stokes had to convince a guy he was dead and Doris Stokes fighting the paranormal. Ricky introduces Steve to the fact that you can't libel the dead.


====5. You Can't Libel the Dead====
====5. You Can't Libel the Dead====
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====16. We're Really Going Out With a Bang====
====16. We're Really Going Out With a Bang====
Some Doris Stotes talk.
Some Doris Stokes talk.


====17. Diet Cock====
====17. Diet Cock====
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Thora Herd would like to be stuck in a lift with Steve.
Thora Herd would like to be stuck in a lift with Steve.


====20. Doris Stotes====
====20. Doris Stokes====
"Diet Cock" advert with a twist.
"Diet Cock" advert with a twist.



Revision as of 03:03, 2 January 2009

Tape 1 is a self-compiled 'best of' collection by Pilkipedian Jezoc. The "best of" runs in chronological order from around mid to late June to the end of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's first stint on Xfm.

Includes phone calls to Ricky’s mum, Ricky's ideas for TV shows as a teenager, Tip the Balance, Meat Rations, Wesley Willis and much more.


Xfm Series 0
January 1998 - August 1998
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 31 May 1998 (Transcript)
  2. 07 June 1998 (Transcript)
  3. Tape 1 Side A (Transcript)
  4. Tape 1 Side B (Transcript)
  5. Tape 2 Side A (Transcript)
  6. Tape 2 Side B (Transcript)
  7. Tape 3 Side A (Transcript)
  8. Tape 3 Side B (Transcript)
  9. Tape 4 (Transcript)
  10. The Best of the Rest (Transcript)

Track Listing

Side A

1. What's Coming Up

Wesley Willis' Rock n Roll Will Never Die and Doris Stokes' Voices in my Ear.

2. HOOTIE AND THE BLOOOOWFISH

Ricky and Steve discuss Wesley Willis and play the 1st track off the album Hootie and the Blowfish.

3. KUUUUUUURT COOOOOOBAIN

Ricky and Steve play Wesley Willis' Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are played and Ricky can't operate the desk.

4. Voices in my Ear

Ricky and Steve read from Voices in my Ear, why Doris Stokes had to convince a guy he was dead and Doris Stokes fighting the paranormal. Ricky introduces Steve to the fact that you can't libel the dead.

5. You Can't Libel the Dead

Steve tests out his new found discovery about libel and the dead.

6. I Was Dropped on My Head as a Kid?

Ricky on the phone with his mum and discovers he was dropped on his head as a child. Steve theorizes that Ricky has Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.

7. Like Mutley

More of a phone call with Ricky's mum.

8. It's Only 2ft Deep!

Ricky and Steve discuss Ricky's mum, her laugh and a story about her going swimming in the fishpond.

9. SPIIIIIIIIIIN DOCTORS

Ricky and Steve discuss and play some more Wesley Willis and the concept of karma.

10. Mrs. Johnson, Would You Mind Taking Your Clothes Off?

Steve discusses how he got into radio in hopes of getting a girl.

11. RIIIIIIICKY GERVAIS

Steve suggests calling Wesley up and getting him to compose a song about the radio show and shares some more stories about his lack of luck with the ladies.

12. Dusty Springfield's Not Dead

Steve tries out the "Can't Libel the Dead" rule some more.

13. Earplugs are Gay

Advert for Muff Shandy's "Earplugs are Gay".

14. Elaine! Watch Where You're Going You Twat!

Steve shares a story about when he and his father discovered the word "twat".

15. The Last Show?

Ricky and Steve discuss that this is likely their last show.

16. We're Really Going Out With a Bang

Some Doris Stokes talk.

17. Diet Cock

Advert for "Diet Cock".

18. It's Like Someone Reading French

Ricky and Steve discuss Nirvana and Steve wants to give away a signed copy of Nevermind he stole from someone's desk.

19. Good To Know Thora's Listening

Thora Herd would like to be stuck in a lift with Steve.

20. Doris Stokes

"Diet Cock" advert with a twist.

21. Take 14 Off

Ricky uses the old "radio trick" of taking 14 off every number.

22. Blood Sweat and Cum

Ricky lets Steve listen to Brainmangle's new single and how Steve could become a star of horror films.

23. Life Begins at 40

More phone chat with Ricky's mum.

24. We Love Steve

Ricky and Steve read out "fan mail".

25. Do You Have Any Fun News Stories

Ricky and Steve interrupt the news.

26. You Don't Think She's a Prostitute

Ricky and Steve ask the news guy if you can in fact libel the dead.

27. If You Won Those CDs Give Us a Call

Ricky asks the winner of the CDs to send them back because they need to give them back to the owner. The duo discuss the cat law that if you urinate on something you own it.

28. No You Don't Own My Shoes

Ricky now owns Steve's shoes thanks to the rules of the cat world.

29. Some Sort of Advertising for the YMCA

Ricky and Steve discuss the Village People and their song YMCA.

30. I Would Not Have Andy Peters

Ricky and Steve further discuss the Village People and what roles the members "should" have.

Side B

Quotes

Trivia

Playlist

High Llamas - Travis - Oasis - The Smiths - Bob Dylan - (something off "Blood on the Tracks") ? - ? Happy Mondays - Kinky Afro The Beatles - Warm Jets - Hurricane Rocket from the Crypt - When in Rome (Do the Jerk) Stevie Wonder - Living in the City

Download

Side A

MU / MF / RS
Cleaned: MU / RS / ZS

Side B

MU / MF / RS
Cleaned: MU / RS / ZS

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