Chinchilla

chinchilla

(self-portrait)

Previous usernames: none

Nickname(s): chinch

Pilkipedia Accomplishments:

Co-host of three LoudySpeak podcasts: "The Entertaining Funny Podcast Show", "SuperCrazyFunFun", and "Stuff About Things" along with mars bah bah bah.

Composer of "The Sausage Roll Song".

Biography

Known for his unusual writing style and well-tempered nihilism, chinchilla hails from Surrey, England. He has a day job but is also a proper stand-up comic, having appeared at various festivals including the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. His antics on the forum (for want of a better term) have made him one of the most enduring and popular members, and a thread he started, "Have You Got Nothing To Say But A Need To Say It???" is by far the biggest one in the General forum, proving that Pilkipedians do, indeed, have nothing to say...but a need to say it.

Notable Quotes

"you dont hate someoen because they made a worse sitcom than the office....you hate them because they are consistently an arsehole...and if you think you are not....just double check what you write- though i'm sure if that particular skill was in you repertoire we'd have never had to sit through that gushing cunt of fuck that was life's too short.

i should have known this ever since you said toob"

"i've written a poem for you

i saw a cow
in a field,
shud've had 2;
it would have increased the beef yield"