Chinchilla

chinchilla

(self-portrait)

Previous usernames: none

Nickname(s): chinch

Pilkipedia Accomplishments:

Co-host of three LoudySpeak podcasts: "The Entertaining Funny Podcast Show", "SuperCrazyFunFun", and "Stuff About Things" along with mars bah bah bah.

Composer of "The Sausage Roll Song".

Biography

Known for his unusual writing style and well-tempered nihilism, chinchilla hails from Surrey, England. He has a day job but is also a proper stand-up comic, having appeared at various festivals including the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. His antics on the forum (for want of a better term) have made him one of the most enduring and popular members, and a thread he started, "Have You Got Nothing To Say But A Need To Say It???" is by far the biggest one in the General forum, proving that Pilkipedians do, indeed, have nothing to say...but a need to say it.

Notable Quotes

To Ricky Gervais: "you dont hate someoen because they made a worse sitcom than the office....you hate them because they are consistently an arsehole...and if you think you are not....just double check what you write- though i'm sure if that particular skill was in you repertoire we'd have never had to sit through that gushing cunt of fuck that was life's too short.

i should have known this ever since you said toob"

Imitating Barrylad: "chairshat.org

this week i will discuss:

-is Bernard the Bungalow the new Undertaker?
-what was up with Viscera's limp? what's he hiding?
-Pumpy Bumpy Dave- will he save TNA?
-Hulk Hogan's new 12 year contract
-butch dykes i'd bang"

and your shit is done it is doen it is DONE you protuberance of dried spunk on your mum's nose you ....wailing little turd of inclination.....you....arthritic sand dune of windows...you...fucking...stupid.......walking fecal smear of the good stuff....you...you fucking aardvark that died of consumption you...you arsing nomadic sheet of cherries...you fucking bruised metacarple of testosterone...you shitting prolapsed shed...you....cunting cunt of cunt been long cunted....you....fucking........tear in a downsyndromes eye...you...malevolent worker of elves from the isle of man....you............shunting perception of territory....you.......fucking door of meniscus...you...........troubling declaration on neon.....you.........left field antiquarian picture from of desolate hope...you........televisual display if virginal gush.....you.....you.....................alphabet of lost souls.......you translucent barbiturate ....you...triumphant wail of antipathy....you.................CONTRANYM.....you......fucking pencil case.......you clock with no hands on it......you......... irreverent gift giver....you.....humble marsupial but not forgotten.....you dull dirt......you........kid rock's second cousin........you..........wallpaper of inequity.......malcontented diplodocus.......you....twig....you......nincompoop.....you..................sad for elves........you.........shite filled banana leaf....you....WENT SHOPPING.... you drawing of conceptualised distrust....you fucking idiot