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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[01 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 1 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#01_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 75
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[01 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 1 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#01_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 75
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|colspan="5"| After saying he'd never do another show again, Karl is back just 3 months later. Only now he's got Monday's off.
|colspan="5"| After saying he'd never do another show again, Karl is back just 3 months later - only now, he's got Monday's off.
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[08 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 2 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#08_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 76
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[08 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 2 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#08_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 76
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|colspan="5"| Today-- Karl is in trouble with Suzanne after saying, on last week's show, that her new haircut made her look like Dave Hill from Slade.
|colspan="5"| Karl is in trouble with Suzanne after saying, on last week's show, that her new haircut made her look like Dave Hill from Slade.
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[15 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 3 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#15_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 77
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[15 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 3 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#15_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 77
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|colspan="5"| Suzanne's big arse. Pop culture survey on VH1-rubbish. Jonathan Ross gave Ricky a cat, Steve insanely jealous of them being mates. Rockbusters still alive--the clues change with every telling. Posters of Ricky and Steve on the tube-embarrassing to Steve.Karl talks about the last carriage on the Northern Line being the "gay carriage." Steve has some gay story from his teen years. Karl gets handed a card in Soho--"The best bum in W-1" Karl was in Heat magazine this past week. Karl could be in jury service someday, god help us all. Karl getting involved with the police, being in Witness Protection from mafia. Karl in Films--One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Monkey News--a crimefighting monkey in the 1950s.
|colspan="5"| Suzanne's big arse. Pop culture survey on VH1-rubbish. Jonathan Ross gave Ricky a cat, Steve's insanely jealous of them being mates. Rockbusters is still alive and the clues still change with every telling. Posters of Ricky and Steve on the Tube are to Steve's embarrassment. Karl talks about the last carriage on the Northern Line being the "gay carriage". Steve has some gay story from his teen years. Karl gets handed a card in Soho with the phrase "The best bum in W-1" on it. Karl was in Heat magazine this past week. Karl could be in jury service someday, God help us all. Karl getting involved with the police, being in Witness Protection from mafia. Karl in Films this week is [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073486/ 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest']. Monkey News this week is about a crimefighting monkey in the 1950s.
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[22 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 4 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#22_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 78
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[22 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 4 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#22_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 78
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|colspan="5"| England wins 2003 rugby World Cup. Steve reminisces about his glasses. Karl and Steve trade insults about their appearences. The Office headed to America. What's a proctologist?
|colspan="5"| England wins 2003 rugby World Cup. Steve reminisces about his glasses. Karl and Steve trade insults about their appearances. The Office headed to America. What's a proctologist?
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[29 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 5 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#29_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 79
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[29 November 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 5 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#29_November_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 79
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|colspan="5"| Buttplugs.  Karl goes on a blind date and is annoyed that he spent money on someone who is just going to die on him.
|colspan="5"| Buttplugs.  Karl goes on a blind date and is annoyed that he spent money on someone who is just going to 'die on him'.
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[06 December 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 6 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#06_December_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 80
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[06 December 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 6 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#06_December_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 80
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|colspan="5"| Mobile discos of Karl and Steve. 'Bodysnatchers' - parasites in the animal kingdom. Ricky on Richard & Judy. Man with ear-problem accidentally has testicles removed - Karl is right, Ricky is wrong! Half man, half biscuit. Songs of Phrase: 'My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.' The war in the news. Elephant polo. Nelson's letters. Ricky - good neighbour, bad friend. Art - Lowry vs Dwarf in box. Dog that does Nazi salute. German women. Karl in 'Rainman'. Monkey news: Formula 3 driver.  
|colspan="5"| Mobile discos of Karl and Steve. A program called 'Bodysnatchers' was on during the week about parasites in the animal kingdom. Ricky on Richard & Judy. Man with ear-problem accidentally has testicles removed - Karl is right, Ricky is wrong! Half man, half biscuit. Songs of Phrase: 'My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.' The war in the news. Elephant polo. Nelson's letters. Ricky - good neighbour, bad friend. Art - Lowry vs Dwarf in a box. Dog that does Nazi salute. German women. Karl in films this week is [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095953/ 'Rain Man']. Monkey news this week is about a chimp Formula 3 driver.  
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[13 December 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 7 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#13_December_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 81
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[13 December 2003]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 7 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#13_December_2003|Download Page]] || align="center"| 81
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|colspan="5"| XFM's xmas presents to the guys. Karl not buying for Suzanne. The birds and the bees. Baby wot giv birf to a baby. Rockbusters revisited. Lord of the Rings is shit. Nerdlingers. The english language. Karl in 'Scrooge'. Freak of the Year: 7 year old who is 38. Monkey News: Aeroflot passenger complaint - no nuts.  
|colspan="5"| Xfm's Christmas presents to the guys. Karl not buying for Suzanne. The birds and the bees. 'Baby wot giv birf to a baby'. Rockbusters revisited. Lord of the Rings is shit. Nerdlingers. The English language. Karl in Films this week is [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044008/ 'Scrooge']. Cheeky Freak of the Year: the 7 year old who is 38. Monkey News this week is about an aeroplane passenger complaining that they have no nuts.  
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[03 January 2004]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 8 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#03_January_2004|Download Page]] || align="center"| 84
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[03 January 2004]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 8 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#03_January_2004|Download Page]] || align="center"| 84
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|colspan="5"| Karl can't get the original singles version of "Love will tear us apart" and visits lanzagrotty and it's 36 volcanoes that should be filled in with cement. Karl finally reads "The Guvna" which is actually in order this time, and the gang wonder about how Barometers work and comment on the rather nervous looking daughter on the cover of the calendar, and they're also clueless on China.
|colspan="5"| Karl can't get the original album version of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Will_Tear_Us_Apart "Love Will Tear Us Apart"]. He's back from his visit from "Lanzagrotty" and decides it's made up of 36 volcanoes that should be filled in with cement. Karl finally reads "The Guvna" which is actually in order this time. The gang wonder how Barometers work and comment on the rather nervous looking daughter on the cover of the calendar. Finally, they're also clueless on China.
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|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[10 January 2004]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 9 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#10_January_2004|Download Page]] || align="center"| 85
|rowspan="2"| [[Image:Xfm.gif|100px]] || [[10 January 2004]] || align="center" | Season 2, Vol. 9 || align="center"| [[Xfm Series 3]] || align="center"| [[Download:Xfm#10_January_2004|Download Page]] || align="center"| 85
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|colspan="5"| The gang are back and they're talking about the mysteries of the universe. Steve talks about how crap James bond is. Karl talks about elephants with wooden teeth and kirsty the lab assistant's follies.
|colspan="5"| The gang are back and they're talking about the mysteries of the universe. Steve talks about how crap James Bond is. Karl talks about elephants with wooden teeth and Kirsty the lab assistant's follies.
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Revision as of 19:54, 7 January 2007

Xfm Series 3

Xfm Series 3 ran from November 2003 to January 2004, and consisted of just 12 shows, including one 'Best of'. The series began with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant fresh from filming The Office Christmas specials. Meanwhile, Karl has gone back on his promise never to do another radio show with Ricky and Steve again because he's managed to get Mondays off. Ricky thinks Karl is exploiting the situation to get out of doing his job. A few weeks later Ricky is outraged when Karl tells him that he's going to Lanzarote on holiday. However, at the end of the series justice is had when Ricky and Steve start gaying Karl up.

There are 12 shows from Xfm Series 3 in circulation and each show has an individual page detailing its contents. They can be accessed by clicking the 'Title' (date) of each show.

List of Episodes

Title Xfm Label Season Download #
01 November 2003 Season 2, Vol. 1 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 75
After saying he'd never do another show again, Karl is back just 3 months later - only now, he's got Monday's off.
08 November 2003 Season 2, Vol. 2 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 76
Karl is in trouble with Suzanne after saying, on last week's show, that her new haircut made her look like Dave Hill from Slade.
15 November 2003 Season 2, Vol. 3 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 77
Suzanne's big arse. Pop culture survey on VH1-rubbish. Jonathan Ross gave Ricky a cat, Steve's insanely jealous of them being mates. Rockbusters is still alive and the clues still change with every telling. Posters of Ricky and Steve on the Tube are to Steve's embarrassment. Karl talks about the last carriage on the Northern Line being the "gay carriage". Steve has some gay story from his teen years. Karl gets handed a card in Soho with the phrase "The best bum in W-1" on it. Karl was in Heat magazine this past week. Karl could be in jury service someday, God help us all. Karl getting involved with the police, being in Witness Protection from mafia. Karl in Films this week is 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. Monkey News this week is about a crimefighting monkey in the 1950s.
22 November 2003 Season 2, Vol. 4 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 78
England wins 2003 rugby World Cup. Steve reminisces about his glasses. Karl and Steve trade insults about their appearances. The Office headed to America. What's a proctologist?
29 November 2003 Season 2, Vol. 5 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 79
Buttplugs. Karl goes on a blind date and is annoyed that he spent money on someone who is just going to 'die on him'.
06 December 2003 Season 2, Vol. 6 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 80
Mobile discos of Karl and Steve. A program called 'Bodysnatchers' was on during the week about parasites in the animal kingdom. Ricky on Richard & Judy. Man with ear-problem accidentally has testicles removed - Karl is right, Ricky is wrong! Half man, half biscuit. Songs of Phrase: 'My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow.' The war in the news. Elephant polo. Nelson's letters. Ricky - good neighbour, bad friend. Art - Lowry vs Dwarf in a box. Dog that does Nazi salute. German women. Karl in films this week is 'Rain Man'. Monkey news this week is about a chimp Formula 3 driver.
13 December 2003 Season 2, Vol. 7 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 81
Xfm's Christmas presents to the guys. Karl not buying for Suzanne. The birds and the bees. 'Baby wot giv birf to a baby'. Rockbusters revisited. Lord of the Rings is shit. Nerdlingers. The English language. Karl in Films this week is 'Scrooge'. Cheeky Freak of the Year: the 7 year old who is 38. Monkey News this week is about an aeroplane passenger complaining that they have no nuts.
20 December 2003 n/a Xfm Series 3 Download Page 82
Karl is on holiday in "Lanzagrotty", so Ricky and Steve are joined by Xfm DJ Ian Camfield.
27 December 2003 n/a Xfm Series 3 Download Page 83
A 'Best of' compilation.
03 January 2004 Season 2, Vol. 8 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 84
Karl can't get the original album version of "Love Will Tear Us Apart". He's back from his visit from "Lanzagrotty" and decides it's made up of 36 volcanoes that should be filled in with cement. Karl finally reads "The Guvna" which is actually in order this time. The gang wonder how Barometers work and comment on the rather nervous looking daughter on the cover of the calendar. Finally, they're also clueless on China.
10 January 2004 Season 2, Vol. 9 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 85
The gang are back and they're talking about the mysteries of the universe. Steve talks about how crap James Bond is. Karl talks about elephants with wooden teeth and Kirsty the lab assistant's follies.
17 January 2004 Season 2, Vol. 10 Xfm Series 3 Download Page 86
Karl screams as Steve holds him down and Ricky rubs his nipple against Karl's lips in an attempt to have Karl kiss it.

See Also

External Links

Xfm's Ricky and Steve Minisite

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