Ike

Ike

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Biography

Ike is from Essex, England. He has been one of the most active forum members since joining, contributing regularly to all of the forums. He is known primarily for his taste in metal music, and is the drummer for band Osmium Guillotine. With a radio-quality voice, he has been a DJ on SaintFM, hosting a "Local Talent" program. He lives in a castle and if you visit him, he will let you buy him a beer.

Notable Quotes

"I'm currently trying to find some good porn on Sky Digital and having to settle for the rubbish they're showing on Movies4Men because I'm not paying for any of the better channels and wishing I had broadband for this kind of thing. Bah."

"Everyone's had the post-wank piss where it spurts out in multiple jets and none of them are aimed at the middle of toilet bowl, it's like weeing through a curly wurly."