Monkeysandthat

monkeysandthat

Previous usernames: none

Nickname(s): MAT

Pilkipedia Accomplishments:

Silver medalist, "2012 Olympilks"

Biography

monkeysandthat (pronounced "monkeys and that", not "monkey, sand that!"), an Englishman from Hereford, has the dual distinction of being the only Pilkipedia regular to have served in the British Army and the only regular rugby player. He is a fan of multiplayer video games and is known in the forum primarily for his direct manner of speaking and glass-related retribution suggestions.

Notable Quotes

"You gingers are fucked over by everything. even the sun, the life giver on this planet, disapproves of your skin colour."

"i like sex and know slags so i kind of made the effort to sleep with them."