NME Radio Show/Chatroom Transcript

This Chatroom Transcript was taken from the Pilkipedia chatroom on Monday 9th June 2008 between 12:10pm and 14:11pm (BST), and records the conversation during the premiere broadcast of Ricky, Steve and Karl's NME Radio Show.

Transcript

JordanC: Ricky is back on, shhhhh
HannahJade: god ur way ahead of me
Im_a_KP_nut: shifted yur telly
Cartas: He deserves the money though, not working for free =/= grumpy or anything :P
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: HERE WE GO!!! MORE FIGHTING!!
DrPilkington: thats not a job... so lazy
Limericklad: hahahahaha
tc2k: but probably half a mill for the podcasts
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: ITS GUNNA BE ON FOR 2 HOURS!!
LookBothWays: this is basically a verbal punchup
tc2k: and he just sits there for maybe 6hours a week
littlemonkeyfella: karl is like a football player
DrPilkington: haha 2 hours of arguments, lovely
Limericklad: hahahah
littlemonkeyfella: pure talent, deserved to be paid
DrPilkington: hahaha
Unknown58434: still with Suzanne!
Limericklad: !!!yes!!
SteveisKing: of course!
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
Camouflage: hahah
Camouflage: i'm quite content
Phrive: still as moany as ever
chinchilla: quite content.....
Gtpod: hey Phrive
Phrive: hes learnt that word last week i reckon
LittleGingerFella: cobblers!
Im_a_KP_nut: cobblers!!
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
littlemonkeyfella: lol
DrPilkington: ha, all you do all day is get shoes fixed?!
Limericklad: hahaahaha
Limericklad: an old woman u saw
LookBothWays: this is hilarious for me, it's like im a minute in thwe future
SteveisKing: anyone else worried this is too karl-focused so far?
DrPilkington: ohhh lord, karl
Madgick: HAHA
Chavface: diary still going?
Madgick: the graham forums!!!
LookBothWays: too much karl? are you mental?
Madgick: nigel is a legend!!!!!!
LookBothWays: oh yes now THIS is moer like it
DrPilkington: to be fair, so were the podcasts. so yeah its gonna be karl-heavy
Chavface: mokeh news
littlemonkeyfella: are you fucking menta;????
Baloonatic: MONKEYS
Im_a_KP_nut: graham dilkington
Phrive: the scientists have been mentioned
Unknown58434: monkeys
Dilkington: monkey arm
SteveisKing: "let's set karl up to say something brilliant then laugh at him"
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: THIS IS PRETTY AVERAGE SO FAR!
Dilkington: Ive seen that
Gtpod: hahah graham forums
littlemonkeyfella: saw it on bbc website, the monkey thing
littlemonkeyfella: it was quite awesome
Dilkington: yeah
DrPilkington: indeed
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
Im_a_KP_nut: lazy
DrPilkington: ah ffs....
Dilkington: ahaaha
Phrive: ive seen that, pretty mad
knockinabout: KARL SWEARS
littlemonkeyfella: chuck shit about
Phrive: he sed shit!
chinchilla: shit?
Limericklad: SHIIT
Chavface: shit is allowed
Limericklad: !!!!
Dan_RSK: lmao
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: kARL SWORE!!!
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: SHIT!!!!
Dan_RSK: he swore
Limericklad: hahahaha
Gtpod: NEVER SWEAR IN AN ON-AIR STUDIO
Camouflage: worm!
alanwhite: worm
tc2k: lmao
littlemonkeyfella: worm....
DrPilkington: haha, its not on air!!
littlemonkeyfella: hahaha
SteveisKing: :D Gtpod
Chavface: listen to me :@
knockinabout: lol
Im_a_KP_nut: hahahaha
Phrive: hes talking shit, i love it :)
Phrive: faffing
SteveisKing: ricky calm down love
DrPilkington: haha ive waited so long to hear this kind of shit brand new
alanwhite: computer brain interface
Limericklad: NO RICKY
tc2k: through the loudy box
Limericklad: GO MENTAL
SteveisKing: hhahaa
Camouflage: give it to a worm lawl
squeek: lol
LookBothWays: if a worm had an arm
Im_a_KP_nut: wow that is quite amazin
johnny_a: Maybe they have "jumped the shark" and become to aware of themselves, but it's still better than 99% of the stuff out there.
Phrive: down the speaky box
sqlartist: i have my own BCI
SteveisKing: 73 users online
DrPilkington: brazilian marriage-style? WAHTS THE F-in STORY?!
littlemonkeyfella: i am recording it using vlc
squeek: im recording with winamp streamripper
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
boyinthebin: old worm!!!
Im_a_KP_nut: old worms
tc2k: lol
Limericklad: haaaaaaa
Phrive: fucking hell!
Gtpod: lmao
littlemonkeyfella: hahahaha
Dan_RSK: so karl has said shit and fuck now
Camouflage: he's such an idiot hahahaha
SteveisKing: when do you ever see an old worm!
Gtpod: what an idiot
Dan_RSK: over his life
chinchilla: tortoise
knockinabout: play a record.
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yes a laugh!!! fianlly!!
LookBothWays: the debut of Play a Record
boyinthebin: GUILLEMOTS!!!!
littlemonkeyfella: tortoise
Rickydiculous: playa record
Baloonatic: Play a record!
Dan_RSK: including the culture show
DrPilkington: hes very bad at ages
Madgick: 30 minutes it took him to talk about work robot arms. legend
boyinthebin: SLLOOOOW DOWWWWN
squeek: you never see an old worm eating a twix
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: PLAY A RECORD!
Unknown58434: give it a tortoise!
Alright: This is classic stuff!
Phrive: ive seen and old worm, but not a one eating a twix
johnny_a: yeah, play a record. you're and idiot. :)
LookBothWays: when did Karl F and jeff?
Rickydiculous: he is a maniac
Limericklad: the worms are like chinese
LittleGingerFella: worms dont age well
tc2k: whats next
SteveisKing: :)
Im_a_KP_nut: u never see an old worm with sum anti ageing cream
littlemonkeyfella: ricky's laugh is one of the greatest things in the world
Rickydiculous: haha
DrPilkington: haha
Jaxe: it was only a little f'ing and jeffing
Im_a_KP_nut: wheres songs of phrase
Dan_RSK: he said fuck on the ricky gervais si god thing
johnny_a: Play some Jethro Tull or whatever, instead of this tripe
tc2k: i want ricky to rile karl up
Phrive: s'ing and seffing
squeek: rofl dan
JimmyIOCS: i cant believe nme are letting shit and twat go out at lunchtime lol
Madgick: this is a nice song :)
DrPilkington: id only be satisfied if kp got so angry he left
boyinthebin: guillemots
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SteveisKing: it is nice
LookBothWays: yeah me too, im surprised
SteveisKing: i need to chillax a little
alanwhite: out of reach
Madgick: me too
Rickydiculous: yep
Phrive: too much music imo
SteveisKing: anybody else still in their PJs?
Madgick: very much so
Madgick: lol no
Rickydiculous: of course
DrPilkington: i am, its fuckin 630!
Cosmonaut: i'm still in my pjs
SteveisKing: :)
sqlartist: wish they had videod it as well
Rickydiculous: i'm going back to bed after this
Madgick: sitting in the car
SteveisKing: nice RD :)
tc2k: i hope inland revenue take the 500k£ steve gacve karl in an envelope
Madgick: im spacing out, its so hot in here :(
littlemonkeyfella: yeah, a live video would have been great
Rickydiculous: it's 4:30 am
atsoi: hi everyone
tc2k: and he is poor and has to work at nme
Phrive: anyone else at work?
tc2k: and be the monkey on the desk
Madgick: yes phrive
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Guillemots - Falling out of reach (http://www.last.fm/music/Guillemots/_/Falling+Out+of+Reach)
atsoi: im in hong kong, i just finished dinner its 732PM
Phrive: good innit
SteveisKing: nice JORDAN
DrPilkington: nice
atsoi: great time to listen to rsk
SteveisKing: thank you for keeping track!
Madgick: thanks jordan
Rickydiculous: oh wow atsoi
LookBothWays: We've gone global * knockinabout starts up photoshop
JordanC: Yeah sorry I was afk for a sec lol
knockinabout: she's back!
Rickydiculous: wb ztinanz
DrPilkington: i bet we almost cover the spectrum
littlemonkeyfella: its 7.30pm here too
xtinanz: still lots of people i see
SteveisKing: hi xtina!
Rickydiculous: xtinanz*
alanwhite: alright xtinanz
RossCubbon: this question may have been asked already but is anyone here recording this?
atsoi: ooo where are you littlemonkeyfella?
LookBothWays: yes they are
JordanC: Who?
alanwhite: plenty of people are
RossCubbon: awesome
JimmyIOCS: loads of people
Rickydiculous: check the forum later
SwedeMan: So, is this show scripted or somethin?
Dan_RSK: this song is awesome
xtinanz: i wanted to cut down on back ground activity to avoid skippage
squeek: rofl
JimmyIOCS: lol swede man
Im_a_KP_nut: never!!!!
Camouflage: yeah it is, karl is played by graham
Madgick: oh mines starting to lag :(
boyinthebin: woot album version
DrPilkington: not scripted, just not live
Limericklad: great show
Camouflage: lawl
Madgick: please fix before they are back!
Limericklad: song*
littlemonkeyfella: i have listened to the all podcasts and radio shows almost 5 times
Rickydiculous: Graham is excellant in this
SteveisKing: madge are you on FF?
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Guillemots - Falling out of reach (http://www.last.fm/music/Guillemots/_/Falling+Out+of+Reach)
JordanC: :P
boyinthebin: his best piece of work
littlemonkeyfella: they carck me up every single time
Rickydiculous: such a brill actor
SteveisKing: safari is working great for me today
Baloonatic: His best performance I think
alanwhite: falling out of reach
Madgick: FF?
Im_a_KP_nut: go graham
SteveisKing: firefox
Baloonatic: Bafta material
Madgick: no SiK
Rickydiculous: hahaha
Phrive: this is sony gold material
Madgick: im on explorer because my safari was being wierd :(
atsoi: i only just started listening
SteveisKing: oh ok
DrPilkington: no Dr. fox input needed!
alanwhite: i hope dr fox is listening
LittleGingerFella: double song
atsoi: wht did i miiss?
SteveisKing: wb HJ
Madgick: i will try get my safari going though
JimmyIOCS: hes dr frong now
Madgick: wb hj
tc2k: i hope party animal park is listening
littlemonkeyfella: russel brand got gold
JimmyIOCS: frog*
JordanC: AWww
tc2k: parker*
atsoi: is dicky anders listening?
SteveisKing: boooooo
JordanC: Oh yes
Im_a_KP_nut: aww another song
tc2k: DICKERS
JimmyIOCS: too much music!!
JordanC: :)
SteveisKing: enough with the music
Jaxe: double wammy
Dilkington: Dicky Anders
Dan_RSK: bob dylan!
Camouflage: lol yeah where's Richard Anderson
marsbahbahbah: LOVE this song
Cosmonaut: too much music
Dilkington: Dickster
Rickydiculous: ooo dylan
atsoi: hahaha does anyone kno who he is anyway haha
alanwhite: here he is
JordanC: Bob Dylan :D
marsbahbahbah: to say you are my friendwh
Dilkington: Little Diddler
tc2k: PAUL THE PARTY ANIMAL PARKER
Im_a_KP_nut: dickers is lovin this
marsbahbahbah: en i was down you just stood there grinning!
atsoi: hahahah
LookBothWays: Someone fixed the Clive Warren vandalism on wikipedia...
tc2k: RICHARD ANDERSON
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: ahhh yeh too much music!!
xtinanz: twin spin...sigh
Madgick: shit mines gone
Madgick: total cut out
SteveisKing: NOOOO
HottScanson: They used to have back to back tracks all the time on Xfm
SteveisKing: really???
Phrive: dickers would love it
HottScanson: you n00bs are just spoiled with podcasts and edited shows
SteveisKing: good point SH
tc2k: they had ads though
SteveisKing: HS
SteveisKing: :)
atsoi: itd be funny if the 2 kids w big heads and the webbed hands and feet boy was a fan of kp
atsoi: hahaha
tc2k: "You know what I want, some ads"
Rickydiculous: :)
RossCubbon: aw man, for some reason i thought it was going to be two hours of them chatting. a man can dream
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street (http://www.last.fm/music/Bob+Dylan/_/Positively+4th+Street)
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street (http://www.last.fm/music/Bob+Dylan/_/Positively+4th+Street)
JimmyIOCS: slam dunk some ads
Phrive: they should take some show advice from ole russ about how much music to play
Im_a_KP_nut: man alive
Gtpod: agreed Phrive
JohnP123: It's like Karl just says what he thinks will be funny now, it doesnt seem sincere anymore
squeek: ??
SteveisKing: hey Nishy
ed: steve played this yesterday on his show
Nish: hi
squeek: where do you get that JohnP
atsoi: i kinda agree
squeek: ?
tc2k: he knows to say the stupidest thing
DrPilkington: that made no sense...
tc2k: before it was inadvertintly funny
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street (http://www.last.fm/music/Bob+Dylan/_/Positively+4th+Street)
JohnP123: yeh
Nish: give a worm an arm, brilliant
Im_a_KP_nut: wheres camp david
ed: hell yeah, love this song
Im_a_KP_nut: we've got ho lee fook
boyinthebin: ding dong
Dan_RSK: it would be awesome if they announced they were gonna do another series of podcasts at the end of the show
chinchilla: mine just went dead for a bit for the fist time...i've got the telly on downstairs incase i need to run down and listen to it though- contingency plan n that
DrPilkington: haha, get em all in! chris martin and tatu as well
tc2k: nah, no chance
Im_a_KP_nut: ding dong
JohnP123: nah, i think they should end it with this one, it has run its course
tc2k: karl is set in manchester doing the culture show every few months
Rickydiculous: oh no chinch
Rickydiculous: i'm worried mine will cut out now
Madgick: is there a live email to get in touch with them? that was what I was hoping for
Dilkington: another series would be awesome
HannahJade: mine has cute out twice
tc2k: they should do an annual show
Gtpod: i've got sky on standby too heh
JohnP123: it'll never be as funny as the old xfm shows
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yeh, no chance at all for anymore podcasts
tc2k: like one at christmas
chinchilla: haha- it's all back good now though
HannahJade: both during records tho
squeek: madg: its prerecorded
Im_a_KP_nut: who would u rather be frog boy, amploid or sado??
Madgick: mines gone to chinch
Cosmonaut: if they did do another series, i'd be very happy
Dilkington: old xfm was better yeah
Madgick: oh that sucks
tc2k: radio beats the podcasts anyway
HannahJade: of course
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: Karl's Hat he chewed is far too negative
Madgick: ty squeek
atsoi: i think cz karl knows tht ppl think hes funny now, so yeh..
Dilkington: Now it just seems like the pilkington showcase
JordanC: Yeah they're on a pretty popular station
Dilkington: The old shows were more of just mates chatting
squeek: madg: you really must have been out of the loop
Phrive: the intro to karl routine is old now tho, so weve got more to come
JordanC: The whole charm with Xfm was that it was a shit radio station
tc2k: ricky has got his wish in parading karl around the country ina cage like anthony hopkins
JordanC: :P
SteveisKing: it's only been 40 minutes
HannahJade: yeah where've u been madg!
SteveisKing: i think we'll be ok...
JimmyIOCS: bob drillboids is taking up too much airtime
littlemonkeyfella: 30 minutes is far too short for quality drivel
Unknown17243: i still love the pilkington, hes great
squeek: NME Radio: RSK is back on
Dilkington: like like the shaved monkey in a jar
Camouflage: vietnam anecdotes now
LittleGingerFella: back on
SteveisKing: STEPHEN
alanwhite: smerch anecdote?
Madgick: I really really was squeek
Im_a_KP_nut: vietnam!?
LookBothWays: lovely anecdote about vietnam
HannahJade: THE HAT
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
atsoi: hahah yeh agree we stil love karl
Gtpod: lmao
Madgick: I still have no internet at home
Gtpod: in vietnam
JordanC: Same gatg
Im_a_KP_nut: go steve
JordanC: same gag
DrPilkington: lovely
HannahJade: thats amazing
SteveisKing: don't mention claire
JordanC: He said that occured in Spain
SteveisKing: don't mention claire
SteveisKing: don't mention claire
Limericklad: mention he
boyinthebin: haha sik
squeek: rofl
Limericklad: ner
JimmyIOCS: lol sik
SwedeMan: like a beepin orange just isnt right is it
Phrive: gotta mention the ole hat, wouldnt let ricky gsee that
SteveisKing: :)
JordanC: Haha
Limericklad: her
Dilkington: lol
Gtpod: haha
knockinabout: classic
SteveisKing: i am an adventurer!
squeek: haha
Im_a_KP_nut: a lanky jones
HannahJade: indiana jones
SteveisKing: OHHOOOOOO
SteveisKing: HE DIDN'T PAY!
HannahJade: hence the ht haha
DrPilkington: ahh, a free trip!
Camouflage: i knew it was payed for
DrPilkington: niiiice
alanwhite: WE did it
SteveisKing: no wonder!
Dilkington: lol
SteveisKing: freaking $20,000 trip!
HannahJade: ahh he'd never pay that much wud he
tc2k: and it was fucking awful
boyinthebin: he's not made of money
Im_a_KP_nut: he was uppered
Camouflage: yeah it was like 5000 pounds per person
SteveisKing: yup
SteveisKing: that's $20,000 for 2
atsoi: it seems like hes reading out his article lol maybe cz i jus read it this morning
Im_a_KP_nut: hahaha
SteveisKing: that's a year at a cheap university
tc2k: bacon on his head
Dilkington: lol
Limericklad: hahahaha
DrPilkington: what the hell? a bag?!
johnny_a_: Karl is angry today
Dan_RSK: lmao
boyinthebin: who has a gripe about carrying a bag?!
DrPilkington: lol hes under siege!
Im_a_KP_nut: monkey village
Unknown58434: bag o' locust!
Gtpod: wtf it just stopped
atsoi: hahahah
SteveisKing: the boiler!
SteveisKing: what is it, 2 years now? or 3?
DrPilkington: youre sure? ive always thought it was ricky
SteveisKing: on the boiler
Dan_RSK: lmao crispy ant
chinchilla: i'd love to see a little floating village too
Cosmonaut: eat it before it wakes up again
Cosmonaut: lol
atsoi: 'oongry'
knockinabout: haah! 'it it on the 'ead again
Chavface: crispy ant
Gtpod: menorca, jesus
tc2k: proper rocky
DrPilkington: fuckin hell, 250 quid?
Limericklad: jesus another rock
tc2k: baron
JordanC: Yeah lol
SteveisKing: £250 holiday vs £5000
Limericklad: fuck me
JohnP123: karl talks too much nowadays
Gtpod: the parts of spain with more english people than spanish
Gtpod: disgusting
squeek: JohnP is not impressed
JohnP123: fact
DrPilkington: i wonder if he saw any firemen?
LookBothWays: i wish Karl would do an impresion of the scottish family
Madgick: just realised i had no lunch
tc2k: hes repeating himself
tc2k: the loud scottish family with annoying kids
knockinabout: hah!
marsbahbahbah: this was from the blog wasnt it?
DrPilkington: the book?
SteveisKing: hahahaaa
Camouflage: yeah it was
tc2k: podcast
SteveisKing: he had the voice of an old man!
Unknown58434: baby with the voice of an old man
SteveisKing: paeLLa!
Limericklad: ??
Camouflage: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dim: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Camouflage: great punchline
DrPilkington: ahhhhhahaa i love how he wants to learn, but NEVER DOES!
Gtpod: lmao
Rickydiculous: LOL
Limericklad: ahahhahahahahaha
Dim: watch it on the tele
Gtpod: jesus
DrPilkington: hahahhahaha
JohnP123: hmmm
JordanC: hehe
tc2k: firs tbig laugh
Im_a_KP_nut: watch it on the telly
HannahJade: hahahah
SteveisKing: :D
Nish: lol
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: lol
chinchilla: karl forgets what side of the argument he's supposed to be on again
Rickydiculous: amazing
Gtpod: hahaha
DrPilkington: yep, chinc
Camouflage: lol yeah chin
Rickydiculous: exactly
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: i must admit karl has taken on a lot more knowledge since the early days
Rickydiculous: he doesn't learn anything
Jaxe: kinda proves hes not playing a part
DrPilkington: vocab wise, i guess?
Jaxe: he cant remember which part to play
Rickydiculous: what sorta learning is he talking about?
knockinabout: a brill
DrPilkington: what a shit actor....
tc2k: brb need shit lmao
HannahJade: hes not playing a part
Gtpod: lol DrPilkington
Unknown17243: i think some people are analysing this show too much, just enjoy it
HannahJade: hes just karl
Limericklad: have to go soon
Im_a_KP_nut: i would fire graham
DrPilkington: bring in clive!
Im_a_KP_nut: rebacca demorneh
atsoi: anyone from loughborough uni?
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: faded out for a littl for me then
boyinthebin: i know people at lffbra
Dan_RSK: wots the song?
Unknown17243: some how dont think the guys get to choose all the songs
atsoi: im going to lufbra nxt year hopefully
Im_a_KP_nut: im guessin bad news
Rickydiculous: haha
Dan_RSK: lol yeh
DrPilkington: they havent picked any, i think
JimmyIOCS: yeah it seems playlisted
Rickydiculous: it does
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Rilo Kiley - Portions for Foxes (http://www.last.fm/music/Rilo+Kiley/_/Portions+for+Foxes)
JimmyIOCS: richard ashcroft they did
Dan_RSK: portions for foxes
JordanC: Sorry, was waiting for the last.fm page to load
Rickydiculous: and bob dylan
DrPilkington: ah ok
JimmyIOCS: probably half theirs half from the playlist
JohnP123: i think gervais pilkington an merchant just jumped the proverbial shark
Jaxe: sounds like shes saying portions for fucks sakes
alanwhite: its the launch of a new music station, its going to be somewhat playlisted
Unknown17243: yeah, probs like 50/50 songs
DrPilkington: meh, we were asking for it
Dim: gervais would of had the dylan played
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yeh its starting to feel ike that^
JordanC: Jaxe:
Rickydiculous: it does, jaxe
Gtpod: they weren't 100% free to pick music on xfm, i doubt they are here either
JordanC: She is saying Portions
HannahJade: johnp whats up with u
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Rilo Kiley - Portions for Foxes (http://www.last.fm/music/Rilo+Kiley/_/Portions+for+Foxes)
Limericklad: great song
JohnP123: im not laughing, thats whats up with me
Dim: i am
Unknown17243: cheer up johnp123
JimmyIOCS: stop critisising, its better than no new material at all
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: wash up with you john?
Limericklad: this isnt that great
JimmyIOCS: it would never be as good as the xfm days, but its still brilliant
Baloonatic: What's tomato with you johnp?
JordanC: lol
Limericklad: im quite disappointed
JohnP123: and all xfm shows have me laughing from beginning to end, so im thinking it's not me being a bore
tc2k: xfm had the chemistry
Gtpod: i'm with LL
HannahJade: im loving it tbh
JordanC: Yeah
JordanC: This seems to be more like
JimmyIOCS: me too
JordanC: Xfm chopped up
Im_a_KP_nut: hes not ker-mitted to this anymore
Limericklad: it just feels forced
boyinthebin: i think theyre all a bit too aware these days
Camouflage: you're disappointed cos this has been hyped so much
Limericklad: and rehashed
chinchilla: this isnt even nearly jumping the shark...at worst they are skipping over a mackrel
JordanC: before all the magic happened
DrPilkington: im just happy to hear the boys together again!
alanwhite: its not been great so far, but theres plenty of time
tc2k: TIn pot station, karl ina job he hated, karl being not rich living opposite a dead old woman witha dancing chinese man
squeek: NME Radio: RSK is back on
JohnP123: no, im dissappointed becauase it doesnt sound sincere anymore
SteveisKing: skipping over a mackrel!
SteveisKing: :)
knockinabout: lol 6music
tc2k: ricky on the up and steve stuck in the middle
JordanC: NME Radio: RSK is back on
atsoi: hahaha plugging his show
boyinthebin: steves having a dig
Madgick: rebooting. bbs
SteveisKing: kk
SteveisKing: hurry!
LookBothWays: if karl does an impression of anyone i will die happy
DrPilkington: haha
boyinthebin: boiler!
JohnP123: Any chance we can just have steve tell annecdotes for the rest of the show? and tell karl to shut the F up?
JimmyIOCS: LOL
Limericklad: hooomed along to
Limericklad: hahahaha
JordanC: hahahaha
Limericklad: bioler
squeek: LOL
JimmyIOCS: see its brilliant
tc2k: lmao
atsoi: LOl
Gtpod: why is his boiler always broke
JordanC: With me boiler being broke
Limericklad: that was good
JordanC: Gotta be a short one
chinchilla: karl's boiler MUST have been fixed by now
JordanC: LMAO
knockinabout: ricky: yeeep
Unknown58434: it's gotta be a short one
SteveisKing: same damn boiler!
DrPilkington: HAHA
JordanC: Just bang it
Im_a_KP_nut: that bloody boiler
JohnP123: oh wow, he's talking about his boiler again
LittleGingerFella: which house is the boiler in
chinchilla: get a effing new one
JordanC: Just bang it
chinchilla: oh...ok
SteveisKing: last time i banged a boiler it cost 90 quid
Gtpod: hahaha
DrPilkington: ill buy the fucking thing for him
chinchilla: he cant
JordanC: Let's have a chip in for Karl's new boiler
SteveisKing: i'm in
JohnP123: no
JohnP123: he gets enough money
Limericklad: fuck him
SteveisKing: if it means karl will shut up and steve will talk more
Gtpod: lmao
Limericklad: use his nme money
chinchilla: dangerous boiler...mental 'this is old boiler....i'm not messing with it'
SteveisKing: in your lounge!
JordanC: Yeah
DrPilkington: haha, sell the house!
SteveisKing: put the kettle on!
Im_a_KP_nut: ...
tc2k: cant be bothered
DrPilkington: and isnt this the same flat with the gay-man mirror?
LookBothWays: did we just get another "shit"
SteveisKing: noo
knockinabout: lol! rick
Im_a_KP_nut: alright alright
SteveisKing: that's the old one i think
Cartas: Yes :p
Gtpod: hahaha
DrPilkington: ah ok, SiK
Limericklad: hahaha ricky!!!
boyinthebin: omg i'm related to vaughn williams!
atsoi: hahahaha
DrPilkington: awww, karl!
Unknown17243: i watched that documentary the other week
JohnP123: he's talking about in the ghetto
SteveisKing: DON'T MENTION THE IQ!
tc2k: in the ghetto
tc2k: yeah lol
Im_a_KP_nut: lol here we go
SteveisKing: just not right
atsoi: i wanna hear them do restricted coarse innuendo again
Im_a_KP_nut: lol people cant think
tc2k: what like my phuk
DrPilkington: haha yeah, thatd be good
LookBothWays: a conversation between karls brain and ears, christ
JohnP123: ARGH can we limit karl to one sentence a minute any chance?
knockinabout: lol! brain and ears!
squeek: haha
Gtpod: this is too much like the podfather ones..
Unknown58434: me brain? going "what's the noise?"
Im_a_KP_nut: lol his brain is talkin to his ears
tc2k: thanksgiving podfather was one of my favourites
Baloonatic: Oh my lord
knockinabout: they!
DrPilkington: how the hell does he eat?!
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yeh thats exactly what i thought
Im_a_KP_nut: lol his parts r talin 2 him
Baloonatic: He is so fucking stupid
boyinthebin: haha! senses dialogue!
Cartas: His brain giving his eyes permission to look? :P
JimmyIOCS: lmfao this is heaven
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: sounds exactly like a podfather
Nish: this is comedy hold
Nish: *gold
JordanC: xd
JohnP123: is it?
SteveisKing: oh ooo
JordanC: Hold on the comedy
DrPilkington: what a fool, haha
adam20: wot book???
JimmyIOCS: ears got bored!!
Im_a_KP_nut: make a note
JohnP123: happyslapped
SteveisKing: DON'T POINT OUT THE QUOTES
alanwhite: im sure rickys going to mention evolution soon
Im_a_KP_nut: make a note
SteveisKing: IT'S DAMN ANNOYING STEVE
Gtpod: adlt
SteveisKing: we'll figure them ourselves
DrPilkington: thing is, if he did hear something he'd be mad at that!
JohnP123: i we need more steve annecdotes
Im_a_KP_nut: lol wtf is he on about
tc2k: stop....talking....shite
Jaxe: recepticals?
LookBothWays: this dialogue is insane
DrPilkington: ohhh god, i wanna hear that, tc!
SteveisKing: any luck Madge??
Madgick: YES
SteveisKing: :D
atsoi: lol i think if karl talked less and if ricky and steve focussed on one point of bullshit he said it would be mch better
tc2k: he says "this is the ramblings of a maniac" an karl goes err
tc2k: like hes gonna answer lol
Madgick: tell your brain to tell your mouth to talk some sense
Madgick: hahaha iv missed karl
LookBothWays: mmm
Madgick: this is on till 3 im guessing?
DrPilkington: lol an old-style biology lesson
JordanC: Hmm
JohnP123: on till 1
SteveisKing: till 2 madge
boyinthebin: ricky talks about cheese...
SteveisKing: 2 hours
JohnP123: wait, 2
Madgick: 2
JohnP123: sorry
SteveisKing: noon - 2
Madgick: thats not bad
JordanC: Should create a chipin for a dedicated PilkiFM server :o
tc2k: i thought it was 4
tc2k: 3*
Im_a_KP_nut: lol my ears get bored
Madgick: my ears get bored haha
DrPilkington: only 2
Gtpod: there're 4 people listening to pilki fm
DrPilkington: ... what the fuck is he talking about?!
JordanC: lol
Gtpod: why on earth are they not on nme lol
LittleGingerFella: thats mental
Madgick: lol!
tc2k: hes going insane with no work
atsoi: hhahahah
knockinabout: lol!
DrPilkington: haha yeah
Im_a_KP_nut: hes got mental
JordanC: Ugh
Jaxe: it wants to see what the ears have heard
squeek: hahaha
Limericklad: I have to go
knockinabout: karl is mental
boyinthebin: razorshite
Camouflage: this is more mental than ever
atsoi: his ears call it a day
Dan_RSK: razorlight
Gtpod: more crap music from the nme
Dim: when does this finish
SteveisKing: it is
Dim: 2?
Rickydiculous: what the hell, karl
JohnP123: im goin for a smoke....this is depressing
SteveisKing: karl...
JimmyIOCS: how can anyone say this isnt great
SteveisKing: ohhhhh
Limericklad: cya guys
Gtpod: nme are just playing all the songs radio 1's now bored of
Madgick: im not getting a delay any more :D
tc2k: it now is the ramblings of a mad man, as ricky says, he will be taking people out fromthe roof of a clock tower
Nish: bye limericklad
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SteveisKing: leaving LL??
JimmyIOCS: cya LL
SteveisKing: bye kiddo!!
Limericklad: i have to
SteveisKing: xx
Madgick: bye LL
SteveisKing: you are my hero!
squeek: JohnP you are quite grumpy
Limericklad: I'll listen to the rest later
alanwhite: bye]]==]]
SteveisKing: such a good grownup!!
Rickydiculous: bye bye LL
DrPilkington: see ya!
JordanC: NOW LISTENING: Razorlight - In the Morning ( http://www.last.fm/music/Razorlight/_/In+The+Morning )
Limericklad: you are mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
squeek: bye LL
SteveisKing: :)
Limericklad: cya later peeps!!!
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Razorlight - In the Morning ( http://www.last.fm/music/Razorlight/_/In+The+Morning )
SteveisKing: you're doing great Jordan
SteveisKing: thanks for this
Dan_RSK: i dont understand why people are moaning
JordanC: No problem :)_
Cartas: David Bowie - Be My Wife!
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Rickydiculous: me neither Dan
squeek: dan: it's not people
squeek: its JohnP
squeek: only JohnP
Madgick: Jordan you think you can post this somewhere later?
Dan_RSK: spose
JordanC: David bowie will never be my wife
JordanC: Sure Madgick :)
Madgick: I'll download the guillemots or w/e it was later
Dan_RSK: would he prefer nothing or something?
squeek: yes
JimmyIOCS: its odd isnt it dan
JordanC: I have the Guillemots album here * JordanC has about 6000 artists in his library or so
boyinthebin: guillemots love!
JimmyIOCS: some people like moaning coughkarlcough
Rickydiculous: haha
DrPilkington: haha hes got you
Madgick: bleh I have to go :(
Nish: hey xtinanz
JordanC: Yeah
Rickydiculous: awwww
alanwhite: is this song abotu date rape?
SteveisKing: bye Madge! xx
JordanC: 1 more minute
Rickydiculous: bye madgick
Madgick: lunchtime = finish
SteveisKing: cu you soon!!
JordanC: Then I'm off as well
Nish: bye madgick!
Madgick: yes you will :)
Cartas: Is this a second song starting now?
JordanC: No
JordanC: This is the end
Madgick: im sure lots of us have to run right?
JordanC: "Are you really gonna do it this time"
Rickydiculous: nope
Rickydiculous: 5am
chinchilla: laughing's hurting me bad...my muscles are still tense from being sick on myself in bed yesterday morning
SteveisKing: Jordan can you save the songs you have on the wiki with a note?
Madgick: all the engloids lol
DrPilkington: yeah, only 7 here
JordanC: SteveisKing: Sure
alanwhite: nah got nothing to do
Gtpod: wb eve
Im_a_KP_nut: poor karl he was strainin his eyes even though he had em shut
SteveisKing: nice
Rickydiculous: are you not feeling well, chinch?
SteveisKing: we'll do the rest later
Madgick: speak to you in 4.5 hours if your about
SteveisKing: hey chinch is eerily quiet..
JordanC: I've got logs of the channel chat anyway
DrPilkington: looking at his toes like a fool?
xtinanz: had to reset my router...was a bit jumpy in the last link
chinchilla: well...i was very very very drunk....loverly
JordanC: N M E
JordanC: :O
SteveisKing: drunk!
LittleGingerFella: another song
SteveisKing: at noon!
Rickydiculous: oh i see :)
Gtpod: what new bands
SteveisKing: on a monday!
Gtpod: whey
Gtpod: twin spin
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: half way people!
JimmyIOCS: argh twin spin
JordanC: Some bands are new some are just overplayed
Cartas: How long is this song?
tc2k: oh what a brilliant song!
Im_a_KP_nut: not another song
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: how many people have we got in here btw?
Gtpod: back to itunes..
squeek: 52
Nish: 52
SwedeMan: I would die for some ads
Jaxe: lost some
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Maxïmo Park - Books from Boxes * GutterSniper is back from the universe is constantly expanding at the speed of soap napping. I was gone for 12hrs 50mins —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
tc2k: id rather have sturgess
Rickydiculous: nish, this is all your doing :)
boyinthebin: maximo park...reverse park to krap. crap
Nish: ha :)
Stinger839: mmmn good nappy
Gtpod: tc2k, definitely
Unknown17243: this is hardly new bands
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: Maxïmo Park - Books from Boxes ( http://www.last.fm/music/Maximo+Park/_/Books+from+Boxes )
chinchilla: i was drunk the night before.....think someone tried to rohypnol me...kinda carried on till the morn..at which point i misguidely has soem kettle chips
tc2k: lets ricky and steve chat more
Gtpod: i'd love a new 2 hour sturgess show
Im_a_KP_nut: borin talk already
alanwhite: this play area is the most emo M P
atsoi: i miss rickys music
Unknown17243: stev is right, nme is written by 13 year olds
tc2k: they just look around karl and prod him and wait for a response, i think hes ran out
xtinanz: we've lost lots of people...well only about 15
JordanC: Right folks
JordanC: Gonna have to dash
squeek: aw: max emo park
Nish: awww
Jaxe: cya
Rickydiculous: bye bye JordanC
Nish: byee JordanC
DrPilkington: see ya
alanwhite: correct squeek
Rickydiculous: thanks for the track list
JordanC: Someone else pick up the slack on the music ?
coombeh: the musics shite
alanwhite: cya jordan
Im_a_KP_nut: chimpanzee that * Rickydiculous yawns
Dan_RSK: they havn't done any features yet
JimmyIOCS: im praying there will be monkey news
DrPilkington: dunno if they will
coombeh: i doubt it
DrPilkington: knob news?
squeek: monkey news is a given
Im_a_KP_nut: cheap as chimps!!
Rickydiculous: they'll end with it probably
Dan_RSK: yeah
atsoi: chinese homeless
Cartas: Cheeky freak of the week please!
DrPilkington: id have a good day guaranted if they did
JimmyIOCS: i'd love a film thing too
tc2k: i loved the one where karl put his dialogue in a movie
JimmyIOCS: they are the best]
tc2k: like the graduate
DrPilkington: hha yeah
tc2k: "right, get your knickers off"
LittleGingerFella: more music
littlemonkeyfella: the film sounds good
knockinabout: what was that song?
Im_a_KP_nut: ffs
DrPilkington: what the...
Baloonatic: Waaaa
aydin: three songs in a row?
knockinabout: about stacy??
Rickydiculous: another song???
atsoi: hahahha billy elliot was funny
DrPilkington: COME ONNNN
JordanC: Oooh cool
JimmyIOCS: jesus christ
Stinger839: as it started
tc2k: good song at least
Im_a_KP_nut: how many more songs
tc2k: the cure
Nish: the cure - lullaby
knockinabout: that sounded sweet
Gtpod: haha three in a row
squeek: is this even legal?
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: The Cure - Lullaby
squeek: 3 in a row?
Dan_RSK: ahhhhhh i love the cure
Gtpod: screw this, i'm gonna wait for the edit
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: The Cure - Lullaby
Unknown17243: as of yet no mentionof hairy kids, chinese or little gay fellas
DrPilkington: no, no it isnt
LittleGingerFella: knockinabout: it was the ting tings
knockinabout: thanks ginger
chinchilla: sick of it.....
Im_a_KP_nut: little gay chinese monkeys
tc2k: what night is the culture show on
coombeh: if they mentioned all the old stuff all you would do is complain that you wern't getting new content
knockinabout: YEA play some sausage roll already
JimmyIOCS: i would like to wait for the edit, but i cant resist listening now
JimmyIOCS: even with all the tunes
chinchilla: haha KA
HannahJade: tomorrw is culture show
Dan_RSK: i dont reckon that this would be a very good show to get people into karl
atsoi: karls part 2
LookBothWays: yeah not at all
DrPilkington: ha no it wouldnt b
DrPilkington: e
Jaxe: dunno the eyes thing would be odd
JordanC: NOW PLAYING: The Cure - Lullaby ( http://www.last.fm/music/The+Cure/_/Lullaby)
atsoi: i loved their shows with loads of innuendo sigh
atsoi: wayne king
Stinger839: i just got lucky sum reason i thought i had like four more hours b4 the show
Rickydiculous: i'm so tired
SteveisKing: aw RD :(
LittleGingerFella: i'm sure we'll hear some innuedno before 2
coombeh: how long is the show, 2 hours?
SteveisKing: yeah
LittleGingerFella: yea
atsoi: till 2
Rickydiculous: this is gonna be a long day
SteveisKing: it is RD
LookBothWays: "and you mean cock as in the male bird?"
SteveisKing: i'm totally screwed today
Stinger839: how long has it been on
Stinger839: ?
atsoi: LOL
JimmyIOCS: 1 hour
LookBothWays: hour
DrPilkington: 1 hour about
Dan_RSK: sweet, i have oreos
Stinger839: swesomez
Im_a_KP_nut: put this 1 in 4 the sony's
LookBothWays: and i have custard creams
JohnP123: lets see if this is any funnier high * Rickydiculous needs more sleep
Cartas: Custard creams?
Cartas: Aw.
Jaxe: 1 hour only had 3 links =(
Cartas: I think they're overrated.
Cartas: Bourbons are where it's at!
Rickydiculous: this music is not helping
JohnP123: Custard creams are amazing
SteveisKing: what are bourbons?
JimmyIOCS: bourbons are shit
LookBothWays: nah, bourbons aint good
boyinthebin: BOURBONS!
SteveisKing: i was looking for them at my grocery store yesterday
Cartas: Bourbon : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Custard Cream.
boyinthebin: SIK!
SteveisKing: theydidn't have them
Im_a_KP_nut: karls a biscuit expert
Cartas: No arguments.
Dan_RSK: bourbons are the english version of oreos
Unknown17243: burbons are the best!
atsoi: anyone doing alevels then?
boyinthebin: BOURBONS!!!
LittleGingerFella: mcvities choclate digestives all the way
Im_a_KP_nut: ask him
boyinthebin: OMG!!!
SteveisKing: we don't have them here!
boyinthebin: yu must get them
Cartas: See, everyone loves a bourbon.
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boyinthebin: except ricky
Cartas: Karl mentions bourbons too, right?
SteveisKing: right
boyinthebin: he'd never touch one
LookBothWays: bourbons aint worth the time of day
SteveisKing: ricky doens't like them
JimmyIOCS: maryland cookies =)
Nish: oreos
atsoi: i got a level physics in 2 days
SteveisKing: that's why i wanted to get them
SteveisKing: to spite ricky
Rickydiculous: SH, remember you cheated at I spy with custard creams
Cartas: Karl gave Bourbons to old people at the home?
SteveisKing: maryland cookies lol :)
LittleGingerFella: BACK ON!!!!
chinchilla: dont do biscuits
LookBothWays: yeah i got engliush in 2 days atsoi :-)
LookBothWays: this is more important
atsoi: ahhhh
atsoi: yeh :)
squeek: NME Radio: RSK is back on
atsoi: hahah
Im_a_KP_nut: finally
atsoi: actually i hav
DrPilkington: phw
SteveisKing: STEVEEEE
atsoi: physics 4&5 and german 6
atsoi: but this beats exams
knockinabout: haha
HannahJade: tbh we all know its not guna be as good as xfm....but everyone moaned when karl said he wudnt do another show, then when we get anoher show people are moaning! im just thankful for any new material t all!
knockinabout: caveman time
LookBothWays: i've got 5 more exams
atsoi: snap!
Cartas: Who is moaning about this show, HannahJade? :O Who is moaning about this show, HannahJade? :O
knockinabout: LOL!
HannahJade: haha
knockinabout: graham
chinchilla: ha
HannahJade: iv gt 6 :)
DrPilkington: i was cos he was moaning about money and getting paid
Im_a_KP_nut: karl the cavman
SteveisKing:
3 boston
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LittleGingerFella: harl avin a go
LittleGingerFella: karl*
LookBothWays: starbooks
atsoi: hahah rickys latest podcast was hillarious
SteveisKing: boston isn't worth seeing!
atsoi: tht louis ck lad
SteveisKing: karl!!!!
Stinger839: boston idnt worth seeing
knockinabout: oooo dissin boston
Stinger839: haha
alanwhite: slammed boston
Nish: hey number86
SteveisKing: dunkin donuts and starbucks :D
DrPilkington: fuckin hell.. what a fucking liar
LookBothWays: louis Ck is hilarious
Rickydiculous: yeah, screw Boston!!!
chinchilla: boston isnt worth seeing..............well i never
atsoi: hahahah
SteveisKing: teabags!
SteveisKing: lol
Camouflage: hahaha boston teabafs
atsoi: hitler fcking his wife!
JohnP123: haha teabags made me laugh
Camouflage: teabags*
Im_a_KP_nut: lool
SteveisKing: CHIMPS!!
Rickydiculous: i hate Boston
DrPilkington: jesus.....
SteveisKing: RD!!
tc2k: pg tips
Im_a_KP_nut: teabags
SteveisKing: you're crazy
Im_a_KP_nut: pg tips
SteveisKing: looooove boston
Cartas: Tetley Tea.
Rickydiculous: blah
Stinger839: old...animal..stuff
Dan_RSK: i love the way he is so lazy
SteveisKing: awww
SteveisKing: if suzanne's not in the bed
SteveisKing: awww
DrPilkington: oh god.. haha he needs his mam
Im_a_KP_nut: lol poor karl
alanwhite: sweet abotu suzanne
SteveisKing: that is sweet
SteveisKing: hi alanwhite!
JordanC: Okay guys
alanwhite: hello
Stinger839: lol thats like me..work makes me ill which is why i dont do it
DrPilkington: hahahaha
SteveisKing: sloths never get a flu!
JordanC: Off out back to work now
JordanC: Take care everyone!
Camouflage: replemish.. wha?
Jaxe: hahaha
Nish: byeee
SteveisKing: kk Jordan!
LittleGingerFella: gonna burst
chinchilla: REPLEMASHING
LookBothWays: replemishing hahaha
boyinthebin: hahaha
knockinabout: ADD IT TO THE DICTIONARY
Im_a_KP_nut: replemishing
Dim: sloths never get ill
tc2k: replemishing
Stinger839: yeh steve dissin!
Dim: because thats when your bodys replemishing
knockinabout: sickly child!
atsoi: LOL
xtinanz: the biggest laugh so far
DrPilkington: hahaha
SteveisKing: SICKY CHILD! :D
DrPilkington: hes back!!!
atsoi: HAHAHAHAH
Im_a_KP_nut: sickly child
atsoi: LOL
atsoi: here we go
DrPilkington: oh god, not the doctors....
Dim: repleminisation
Im_a_KP_nut: finger up the arse
DrPilkington: ha yeah
tc2k: not one to moan!
Im_a_KP_nut: that'll wake him up
Stinger839: ohhh...virus
DrPilkington: yeah, who are these noodly doctors?
DrPilkington: he said "oh, god"
Im_a_KP_nut: callin dr pilkington
squeek: haha
squeek: :)
Stinger839: quite clammy?!?!? fuck me hahahahha
atsoi: hhahah
LittleGingerFella: ringworm
knockinabout: ringwork!
Dim: ringworm
DrPilkington: btw, what is exma? or w/e
knockinabout: m*
SteveisKing: ughhhhhh
squeek: drpilkington: little simon pegg/nick frost show reference?
DrPilkington: yeah, the best one
squeek: :)
boyinthebin: i wonder if it was an old worm?
atsoi: whilst im here, can u chk my arsehole
chinchilla: fungus leg
knockinabout: haha! bear suit!
SteveisKing: i had bear boots on!
Baloonatic: Eczema is just basically a rash
DrPilkington: furry pants!
xtinanz: eczema is horrible
Baloonatic: Yeah it is
DrPilkington: ah ok, thanks baloonatic!
Baloonatic: Itches like a mother bitch
knockinabout: psh
knockinabout: ringworm is not a big deal
Dan_RSK: sum dirty kid lol
DrPilkington: im not a dermatologist, haha. only know about cold objects
knockinabout: OOOOOO
knockinabout: homophobe dr.
Stinger839: gay ppl get it!!!!
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
DrPilkington: jesus fuckin.... haha
chinchilla: loverly homophobya
HannahJade: here we go
Stinger839: i dont know any gays or any wrestlers
Stinger839: hahahhaha
DrPilkington: ha!
LookBothWays: stroked any bald pets?
Nish: hello deancow
Im_a_KP_nut: he work above a laundrette
Dim: theres a fact
Stinger839: hahahaha
DrPilkington: bHAHAHA
SteveisKing: mam's cat?
Baloonatic: I'm questioning this doctor
Im_a_KP_nut: shaved his cat
Stinger839: right one SiK
DrPilkington: what the fuck kind of doctor is this?! who are these people he sees?
Dim: does this doctor work off of a park bench
Cartas: Hm, he's right about saying wrestlers get it though!
atsoi: euphimisms :)
LookBothWays: surprised the mams cat didnt get a mention
Dim: homosexualist
Stinger839: homosexualist
DrPilkington: homosexualist
Jaxe: lol
Dim: hahaha
Nish: homosexualist
SteveisKing: what the hell rick
Dim: he got away with that
SteveisKing: on Xfm once he said "gayosity"
chinchilla: ha heck of a story
knockinabout: eeeeeeeeey radiohead
DrPilkington: prolly riffin on karl
alanwhite: good link
Baloonatic: Radioheaaaaad
knockinabout: i know this 1
boyinthebin: RADIOHEAD!
boyinthebin: OMG
Dim: yeah i remember gayosity
Stinger839: homosexist is the proper word for what most ppl usually call homophobia
Dan_RSK: JIGSAW FALLING PLACE!
Baloonatic: Going to see them in June!
boyinthebin:
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knockinabout: sommat decent
boyinthebin: bestbandeva
Stinger839: or homosexism
boyinthebin: ME TOO
Dan_RSK: you lucky fuck baloonatic
Baloonatic: YEAH
knockinabout: lalapalooza?
boyinthebin: VICTORIA PARK
boyinthebin: 24TH
tc2k: only one song this time hopefully
DrPilkington: homosexism, nice
knockinabout: oh
Baloonatic: Victoria Park?
boyinthebin: 24th june!
Baloonatic: AWESOME
Dan_RSK: i was gonna go to that
Baloonatic: We are the coolest
boyinthebin: omg
boyinthebin: high five!
Dan_RSK: but i couldnt get a lift
Stinger839: yup im trying to get every1 to start usin it
Stinger839: its the proper term
Im_a_KP_nut: boring song yet again
Baloonatic: The set lists have been awesome so far this tour
boyinthebin: c*nt off
Dan_RSK: WHAT?!?!?
Stinger839: ur a right homosexist ya breeder!
JohnP123: radiohead are good
Dan_RSK: how is it boring
Stinger839: like that
Boy_with_3_legs: anyone recording the show?
boyinthebin: good?! great!
Cartas: David Bowie : Radiohead ;)
Im_a_KP_nut: he sounds drunk
alanwhite: sounds like muse
Dan_RSK: no
SteveisKing: KA nice post
DrPilkington: several people are
Dan_RSK: N IT DUSNT
SteveisKing: haha
Baloonatic: Haha Alan
Boy_with_3_legs: i can't listen now...hoping ro see it up somewhere later today
Baloonatic: Post that in the Muse forums
xtinanz: cartas has a bowie thing...
SteveisKing: BOSTON IS BRILLIANT, JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW
DrPilkington: ricky would go mental if they played muse, haha
Baloonatic: It will lolsome
SteveisKing: BRILLIANT
Dan_RSK: radiohead where here first
JohnP123: we know
Baloonatic: Just as long as it isn't Feeling Good
DrPilkington: that and this doesnt sound like muse...
Dan_RSK: yh
knockinabout: thx sik
JohnP123: this is new stuff DrPilkington
JohnP123: u can tell muse listened to a lot of OK computer
Dan_RSK: yeah
DrPilkington: they did
boyinthebin: just as you dance dance dance dance dance dance
Dan_RSK: showbiz sounds like radiohead
Baloonatic: Muse's last album was horrible
ed: karls right about the ringworm thing, acording to wikipedia its very comon in wrestlers and can be caught from pets
DrPilkington: but current muse and current radiohead are diff
Boy_with_3_legs: is pilkipedia gonna have the show for download?
JohnP123: what about gays?
Dan_RSK: radiohead are much better atm
Stinger839: ed whuite about homosexualists?
ed: didnt mention the gay thing
knockinabout: yes boy 3 leg
JohnP123: radiohead are better than muse full stop. Muse are for 13 year olds
Dan_RSK: lol yeah
tc2k: musa are shit
Gunder: Is someone recording this show?
tc2k: does it matter
knockinabout: this is not an argument
Cartas: Hm, what's wrong with music for 13 year olds?
Unknown3631: muse are nothing like radiohead
knockinabout: gunder, yes
Gunder: good
Camouflage: what's this radiohead song called?
boyinthebin: muse have their good points
Unknown3631: radiohead are amazing, muse just suck
Camouflage: oh jigsaw
boyinthebin: jigsa falling into place
JohnP123: nothing is wrong with music for 13 year olds, but music for adults is better.
Gunder: You gonna put it up somewhere?
Dan_RSK: jogsaw falling into place
DrPilkington: alright alright!
SteveisKing: weird to hear rick say that
LookBothWays: skagging of nme hahaha
SteveisKing: "you're listening to NME music"
Baloonatic: Haha
Stinger839: yes steve!!!!!!!
alanwhite: go steve!
Baloonatic: Well done Steve
knockinabout: haha!
JohnP123: AAAAAAAAHAHAH go on steve
Baloonatic: Summed up perfectly
number86: hahaha steve
Unknown3631: steve tells it how it is!!
Unknown3631: hes so right
xtinanz_: nme got slammed
SteveisKing: NOOOO
SteveisKing: NOT ANOTHER SONGGGG
DrPilkington: AHHHH
Baloonatic: Nooooooo
Rickydiculous: wtf
knockinabout: short link
alanwhite: shortest link ever
Gunder: another girl another planet
Baloonatic: Criminally short link
Stinger839: too short a link
chinchilla: go away song
boyinthebin: omg
knockinabout: HAHA
Dim: i like this song
LookBothWays: xfm song
tc2k: karl probably left already
Jaxe: ?
JohnP123: im enjoyibg the music to be honest :D
boyinthebin: best rock intro of all time...
knockinabout: the only ones
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: bloody hell, too many freaking songs!
Jaxe: ?????????
knockinabout: xfm!
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: this better not be a double!
chinchilla: go away song...sick of you..noone wants you
DrPilkington: hahaha, he might have!
Im_a_KP_nut: nooo not another **** song
SteveisKing: what about money for nothing!! :D
Unknown3631: good song!!
knockinabout: i was expecting a lot of songs
HannahJade: woop for this song
Cartas: No-one puts the radio on to listen to songs :@
JohnP123: Erm, some of us are loving the songs.
JimmyIOCS: should have known this would be played
Nish: songs you might have heard in adverts
SteveisKing: squeek!
SteveisKing: where'd you go?
squeek: wow
xtinanz_: i'm tired...
alanwhite: songs from mobile phone adverts
squeek: internet died
DrPilkington: the good ones, not shit music
knockinabout: this is the 1st time i've heard this song * Stinger839 does his taxes during the songs
squeek: lucky they play so much music
knockinabout: despite xfm
knockinabout: songs : : : : : : : ads
Jaxe: songs for people who like advert music
Dim: this must of been a ricky pick
DrPilkington: yeah, hes mentioned it before
JimmyIOCS: bet theres another song after this lol
Im_a_KP_nut: i find his voice iritating
HottScanson: KLASSIK TOON
Dan_RSK: blink-182 version is better
DrPilkington: get. out.
Dim: Dan_RSK yeah
Dim: it is
Dan_RSK: lol
knockinabout: ha
JimmyIOCS: did blink do a version of this
Dim: much better
Baloonatic: Almost certainly not
Dan_RSK: yeah
Dim: much much better
JimmyIOCS: i bet its better than the original
Dan_RSK: it is
Dim: much much better.
Dan_RSK: it was the last song they ever recorded
alanwhite: what was that botu music for 13 year olds?
number86: thank god
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: how many people have we got in here?
DrPilkington: for a reason!
alanwhite: *about
Cartas: ButWeNeverSawHisWife: 51.
Dim: 51
DrPilkington: haha good point alan!
knockinabout: so they actually knew how to play
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: cool
Evilded: has it calmed down in here/
Cartas: Nope.
Stinger839: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— Channel info for #pilkipedia
Stinger839: : Total People:52 Ops:1 Voices:46
tc2k: this feels like a compilation episode
knockinabout: a little
number86: a bunch of 30 year olds dressed up like preteens.... paedophiles
tc2k: lots of music, little chat
SteveisKing: ew 30 yr olds
tc2k: but not very funny
knockinabout: thanks sting
Im_a_KP_nut: thank god
SteveisKing: what the hell
SteveisKing: ricky is clueless
Cartas: Haha, yeh.
LookBothWays: bald headed manc twat chimp
DrPilkington: senile old man
number86: haha
Stinger839: bald headed man twat chimp!!!!!!!!!!
DrPilkington: its got a flow to it, haha
JohnP123: how come they bleeped fuck but not twat?
chinchilla: me innit?
Stinger839: manc
chinchilla: i smell a hat
LookBothWays: because fuck is a lot moer offensive than twat?
JimmyIOCS: the hat bit
JimmyIOCS: lol
Dim: oh god steve on about himself again
JohnP123: shut up
DrPilkington: what an egomaniac!
Camouflage: the hat!
JohnP123: steves annecdotes are brilliant
Rickydiculous: HAHAHA
LookBothWays: SiK will be loving this
DrPilkington: yesssss
Nish: LookBothWays: Twat means minge
SteveisKing: yeah but i don't even listen to the steve show
LookBothWays: i know that
SteveisKing: and this is like the 4th time i've heard about the hat?/
Dim: steve has 1 annecdote
SteveisKing: so .....
alanwhite: this is brilliant radio, do a card trick
LookBothWays: i am english :-/
SteveisKing: um.....
Dim: which is repeated
tc2k: from new york
DrPilkington: haha, "they call him the englishman"
Nish: i only found out a little while ago :p
Alright: Same as steve show
xtinanz: is it bad that i cant wait for this to end so i can go to bed?
SteveisKing: miss marple
Stinger839: that is normal xt
SteveisKing: is the new "milkbottle on the head"
xtinanz: cool
DrPilkington: hahahahaha
LittleGingerFella: video footage!
Stinger839: yes a picture!
LookBothWays: yay, sometyhing for ricky's website
knockinabout: yeay!
alanwhite: this hat - http://i32.tinypic.com/ibz212.jpg
boyinthebin: calm down sik
boyinthebin: a picture
Nish: nice one alan
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
Stinger839: LMAO thx aw
SteveisKing: god he looks OLD
SteveisKing: doesn't he look OLD with that hat??
SteveisKing: he looks JUST LIKE HIS FATHER
SteveisKing: EXACTLY
Rickydiculous: ;) tipping
LookBothWays: vietnamese dong hahaha
number86: haha
alanwhite: wheres christ de berg when you need him
DrPilkington: haha
LookBothWays: INNUENDO HERE IT IS
Nish: there's nothing funny about that
boyinthebin: nothing funny about that
LookBothWays: YES
LittleGingerFella: yay
Camouflage: huge dong
knockinabout: lol
DrPilkington: woooooo
Dim: a million dong
Dim: is a huge dong
atsoi: :)
Im_a_KP_nut: ding dong
Im_a_KP_nut: whos at the door
atsoi: yay
DrPilkington: aww, bad click for me D:
number86: no wonder steve went there
Im_a_KP_nut: its old man steve
number86: good exchange rate
Baloonatic: Classic immaturity
knockinabout: ha! karl
SteveisKing: don't mention claire
SteveisKing: don't mention claire
boyinthebin: aw sik
Nish: =p
boyinthebin: poor thing
Stinger839: eels! do we need em..iwas just askin that yesterday
HannahJade: she it my battery just went
HannahJade: shit*
SteveisKing: oh no Hannah!
JohnP123: aaaaaaaaahahahah
SteveisKing: awwww pooor steve
HannahJade: its ok ive sorted it now
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: sorry is claire his missus or something??
HannahJade: but missed that bit :(
JohnP123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
SteveisKing: yes
SteveisKing: claire jones
HannahJade: did he menton claire sik?
SteveisKing: noo i'm just bracing myself for it
LookBothWays: in the article yeah
HannahJade: oh rihgt ok
SteveisKing: oh yeah that's true
tc2k: im off, cya
SteveisKing: i thought she meant here
xtinanz: theyre too overexposed...the jokes are already old
Baloonatic: I love the idea of mass laughter at Steve's expense
chinchilla: the lampshade hat.....!
HannahJade: i dont think he will, and i know about the article, i did mean here SIk!
boyinthebin: awwww
JohnP123: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahaha
boyinthebin: steve :(
Biggabaggerdoo: he never mentions her!
SteveisKing: this is like the cleaner in his hall of residence
DrPilkington: haha yeah
HannahJade: this was in the article hehe
DrPilkington: trapsing about in his massive shoes?
Baloonatic: He doesn't want to upset his huge female fan base
SteveisKing: my poor sweet man.
HannahJade: good good :D
knockinabout: oh no. tip.
SteveisKing: see?????
SteveisKing: steve knows!!!!
SteveisKing: you have to LEARN
chinchilla: DO NOT TIP
SteveisKing: LEARN ABOUT THE PLACE YOUR'E GOING TO
xtinanz: i wish i hadnt read that article
SteveisKing: BECAUSE HE'S AN ADULT
Stinger839: tippin is subjective in japan
Cartas: Should never tip anyone anywhere ever.
Camouflage: 20? it was 40 int he article
Stinger839: wait is he in japan
Cartas: ...
atsoi: i shouldnt hav read his article
atsoi: it spoils this
atsoi: lol
Stinger839: i forgot cuz im racist
alanwhite: the little fella didnt throw it back in his face
DrPilkington: no, vietnam
SteveisKing: i am sooo hungry but i can't get out of bed
LookBothWays: i think it was 40 really but he doesnt want to look stupid in frotn of ricky
DrPilkington: cause he isnt a shit tipper like karl!
chinchilla: EFF IT IF THEY DONT LEARN ENGLISH THEY'RE IGNORANT
SteveisKing: hahaa
SteveisKing: a million dong!
LookBothWays: CUE SONG GR AAHHHAHH
knockinabout: HA! disses karl.
Jaxe: one milllllion dong
DrPilkington: bahahaha
chinchilla: ha
alanwhite: karls a millionarie!
Rickydiculous: oh, poor steve
knockinabout: NEil YOUNG
Dan_RSK: so karl is a millionaire
boyinthebin: karl is a millionaire
Camouflage: it's confirmed now, karl is a millionaire!
Rickydiculous: still getting laughed at
JohnP123: of course he is
Biggabaggerdoo: KARL YOU GIT
DrPilkington: which makes him an even bigger dong!
Stinger839: at least a better song
Unknown3631: deffo rickys choice of song! love it!
JohnP123: they blatantly gave karl 100% of the podcast money
HannahJade: yay love neil young, as i predicted :D
Rickydiculous: this is a great song
Biggabaggerdoo: he took it all
xtinanz: clever
DrPilkington: hahahaha, what?!
atsoi: hahahh
Cartas: Hehehe.
Im_a_KP_nut: lol sick of eatin
DrPilkington: ah wht a fool!
SteveisKing: AIDS!
knockinabout: uh oh!
boyinthebin: hahaha
SteveisKing: oh dear
seanb2uk: lol.
chinchilla: it'd never happen...are they on a shift?
DrPilkington: oohhh, a homosexualist chimp!
seanb2uk: beetles can't get aids i dont think :)
atsoi: "babies with aids! babies with aids" quote louis ck
seanb2uk: a dirty chimp haha
chinchilla: dirty aids chimp
Biggabaggerdoo: my connection seems to be about 10 secs behind you guys
Biggabaggerdoo: annoying
atsoi: me too lol
seanb2uk: refresh it :)
SteveisKing: people listening on telly are ahead of online listeners
atsoi: i dun wanna listen
seanb2uk: I'm online.
atsoi: i mean
atsoi: i dun wanna miss ssth
Biggabaggerdoo: ah ha
knockinabout: ooooooo
Biggabaggerdoo: massive
DrPilkington: is he really comparing sweatshops to beetles?!
SteveisKing: steve is always ill bc he's tall! lol
knockinabout: HAHA!
knockinabout: RUN OVER
SteveisKing: you never see a midget get run over!!
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
LookBothWays: here's the midget talk
DrPilkington: hahahahaha
knockinabout: karl's theories article!
atsoi: old man twix
Stinger839: quick every1 collect pictures of midgets in waiting rooms to show karl
atsoi: midget doctos
SteveisKing: only 55 users online
SteveisKing: how weird!!
Nish: other ones are probably gonna wait for an edited version
knockinabout: it's like 8 am here sik
alanwhite: havin it away
knockinabout: and work time for the UK
DrPilkington: what the hell is he talking about?
SteveisKing: yeah true
SteveisKing: but WE're here
seanb2uk: The music can be annoying
Biggabaggerdoo: !!
seanb2uk: whos listening to this show for the music?
seanb2uk: not me.
chinchilla: this wasnt massivley publicised either though...floating voters might not know
SteveisKing: was it not?
Dim: well nme dont want flooding
SteveisKing: were there posters or anything?
Dim: and the site to go down
chinchilla: nnope
SteveisKing: WOAHHH
seanb2uk: It's a shame NME dont have a FM signal as well.
SteveisKing: THEY SAID THE SAME THING!!
SteveisKing: CUUUUUUUTTTEEEEEE
DrPilkington: ah! haha
Biggabaggerdoo: plus its being repeated
seanb2uk: I think thats how much radio stations get listeners
Dim: hahahahha
seanb2uk: most*
SteveisKing: RGSM
3
Dim: what do you mean its feet were goin
xtinanz: i agree sik!!!
SteveisKing: :D
DrPilkington: i still dont know what the fuck hes talking about
Dim: 3 and a half months
seanb2uk: haha
Dim: hahaha
seanb2uk: me neither
chinchilla: i have lost him i think
LookBothWays: beetle sex
randers: I don't know the full story
DrPilkington: ffs... goes on for 5 mins but yeah, not the whole thing
randers: that is the quote that sums up karl
seanb2uk: are they gonna do monkey news or what?
randers: 'i don't know the full story'
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: i highly doubt they will do monkey news
SteveisKing: oh karl.
DrPilkington: heh
Nish: gotta go.. cya everyone
knockinabout: it knew even though it didn't
seanb2uk: I'll be disappointed then.
SteveisKing: bye Nish!!!!!!
Nish: byee
DrPilkington: bye
seanb2uk: I'm listening just for ricky to do the jingle.
SteveisKing: venom!
seanb2uk: OAW CHIMPANZEE THAT
Im_a_KP_nut: lol
Baloonatic: Having a go at the babies
DrPilkington: hahaha sick of it!
Stinger839: babies!!!!!!!!'
randers: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stinger839: fuck me
SteveisKing: venom t/w babies!
SteveisKing: jeeeeeez
Boy_with_3_legs: monkeynews you ffff
Rickydiculous: what??????????
chinchilla: sick of babies...yeah
Im_a_KP_nut: hes sick of it
DrPilkington: what does he want from them?!?!
LookBothWays: Sick kf it
Dan_RSK: he gets so angry
atsoi: LOL
Unknown13550: lets talk about the real problems they got
randers: ANGRY WITH BABIES!
DrPilkington: who is mad at babies?!?!
Im_a_KP_nut: wtf is he on about
Camouflage: ramblings of a madman again
seanb2uk: haha
DrPilkington: yep
seanb2uk: written in shit.
seanb2uk: :)
randers: hahaha he is a manic, with the head of a fuckin orange
randers: and i've missed him
DrPilkington: indeed
randers: maniac*
seanb2uk: I thought he was funnier as a caveman
alanwhite: boy in a bin :)
seanb2uk: trying to do caveman noises
Cartas: Hahaha, Karl thinks beetles are better than humans because after 3.5 months in a crate of bananas they're still in the mood for sex? :P
DrPilkington: i cant wait for the movie
LookBothWays: first DJ linik of the show
Baloonatic: "Doesn't work"
chinchilla: nice linkage
Rickydiculous: Ricky the voice of reason as usual
seanb2uk: awful song.
randers: only 15 mins left
seanb2uk: 20 minutes more like!
Dim: i really like bananas
seanb2uk: its only 13:39
Rickydiculous: sun's coming up
chinchilla: shit...missing neighbors
randers: 13 46
Stinger839: aww yeh stones
squeek: rd: yep
knockinabout: ha RD
Camouflage: last link next?
Dim: neighbours
Camouflage: better be monkey news!
DrPilkington: nice
SteveisKing: oh nooo
SteveisKing: last???
Dim: aint seen it since it went to c5
SteveisKing: ughhh
SteveisKing: i'm getting sad you guys
LookBothWays: 15 minutes left guys
DrPilkington: maybe 2 more?
SteveisKing: :(
HannahJade: nah 2 more i reckon
SteveisKing: :(
alanwhite: watch the repeats
SteveisKing: :(
Unknown13550: harold is leaving :'(
Rickydiculous: me too
Rickydiculous: :(
squeek: :(
HannahJade: :( me too
randers: how was the first 90 minutes?
Dan_RSK: this could be the last new material we ever hear
seanb2uk: Wow your right, my computers clock is 6 minutes behind.
Baloonatic: Possibly the last time together :(
Biggabaggerdoo: i want monkey news.......... :(
seanb2uk: :)
Im_a_KP_nut: monkey news monkey news
HannahJade: dont say that dan!!
chinchilla: yup...this'll be over in time for diagnosis murder though....
Dan_RSK: sry
Dim: i dont think it will be
DrPilkington: youre making me really sad
alanwhite: here it comes...
Dim: they will do one a year or so
boyinthebin: diagnosis murder!!!
seanb2uk: We're not gonna get monkey news.
boyinthebin:
3
Dim: here it comes indeed
Biggabaggerdoo: I need lunch
randers: how was the first 90 minutes then? i'vebeen busy teachingkids about the second world war
HannahJade: yeah i think they'll come bk in a little while
Rickydiculous: it's good randers
alanwhite: anderson shelters?
DrPilkington: it was lagging at half way
Camouflage: there better be monkey news
HannahJade: i enjoyed it but theres been a lot of music as expected
Rickydiculous: you should wait for the edited version though
Unknown13550: i wish they could do a little podfather series every year, at the end of the year, just one or two hours
Dan_RSK: or they might just do a series of podcasts. A litlle bit back they were all "we are never doing anything again" and they are on the radio right now. so you never know...
Rickydiculous: the music gets annoying
randers: not mentioned them yet, i'm going to talk about the british empire next, might mention the monkey that worked on the railway
Im_a_KP_nut: was dickers a creation of r and s: #?
seanb2uk: The music is annoying, because its bad music :)
SteveisKing: someone bring me a cup of tea will ya?
Biggabaggerdoo: dicky docky doo doo * Cartas gives SteveisKing a cuppa.
HannahJade: no he wasnt
SteveisKing: thanks dearie
Baloonatic: Can't believe we haven't had any Bowie!
atsoi: why dont they just do another series of podcasts..im sure theyll top the charts again, no question
Im_a_KP_nut: gd
Rickydiculous: someone wake me up please
Cartas: I've just been putting my own Bowie on instead, Baloonatic!
DrPilkington: cos karl is too lazy and wants prolly 5 quid per
HannahJade: they'll end wth bowie
Baloonatic: Good plan
randers: I'd pay a fiver
Baloonatic: I wish my brain worked like that
knockinabout: karl rove
Biggabaggerdoo: I assume they've the boss?!?!
randers: it's only a fiver! i've got a job and all that
Jaxe: do you think karl has told his girlfriend he won the lottery on these podcasts?
Biggabaggerdoo: played
Unknown13550: nooo i want them to end with the killing of georgie
Rickydiculous: boo karl rove
knockinabout: who's the boss?
DrPilkington: hahaha
seanb2uk: They should do Acid i would teach you some science.
Baloonatic: :(
Baloonatic: Ending
Jaxe: D:
Dan_RSK: i saw the rolling stones bassist in a rstaurant once
knockinabout: D:
Biggabaggerdoo: springsteen
Im_a_KP_nut: nooooooooooo
look: wut THIS IS NOT IT
alanwhite: what this is the end????????????
SteveisKing: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Rickydiculous: what
Cartas: :O
HannahJade: noooo
aydin: :(
Rickydiculous: ????
DrPilkington: noooooo
alanwhite: i want my money back
LittleGingerFella: :(
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: damn
SteveisKing: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
knockinabout: we made history!
Camouflage: :O:O::OO
chinchilla: ohhhhh
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: 0 mins short!!!!
xtinanz: yay!!!
Im_a_KP_nut: thats not 2 hours
knockinabout: look at all the chatters!
DrPilkington: lord no!
atsoi: :(
Unknown3631: 15 mins still to go!!
seanb2uk: how much actually chatting was there?
Biggabaggerdoo: 12
randers: MONEY GRABBER ;)
seanb2uk: about 40 minutes?
xtinanz: i meant yay for history...not yay for ending
DrPilkington: eh, prolly 40-50 min
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: last link people!!! FOREVER LAP IT UP!!
knockinabout: lol! dodgy!
SteveisKing: oh you guys
randers: yay for history indeed!
Baloonatic: Yeah about the same as early XFM
SteveisKing: this can't be the end
SteveisKing: :(
Unknown13550: :(
look: SAVOUR IT
seanb2uk: so Karl demanded to get paid for 40 minutes talking?
seanb2uk: i wonder how much :)
DrPilkington: it bettr be an 8 min link
SteveisKing: i do wonder what the edited version length will be
knockinabout: karl's getting finicky
seanb2uk: stop moaning about your boiler Karl!! You have like 6 flats!
Biggabaggerdoo: i love his rants
chinchilla: karl is such an angry angry man
Camouflage: karl has totally lost it now haha
DrPilkington: hahaha
randers: hahahaha I have never heard him so angry
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: i reckon the edited version will be 48 minutes
Stinger839: im not moaning
Stinger839: haha
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: just a guess
DrPilkington: "business, innit"
seanb2uk: haha
seanb2uk: Karl your hired.
SteveisKing: good guess
alanwhite: karl youre hired
SteveisKing: IF that
SteveisKing: i think less though
Biggabaggerdoo: Brilliant!
seanb2uk: Ricky, Steve your fired
seanb2uk: Karl
atsoi: karls been watching the apprentice
seanb2uk: you're hired!
LittleGingerFella: karl, you have a head like a fucking orange, your fired you bald manc gimp
seanb2uk: hahah
atsoi: i think hed rather do a paper round
Dan_RSK: they have spent most of the show talking about how they are doing the show
DrPilkington: uhhh.. yeah
Biggabaggerdoo: recorded last thursday?
DrPilkington: yes
alanwhite: good point dan
look: PRESSURE
seanb2uk: yeah, 4 days back.
seanb2uk: Apprentice is wednesdays
chinchilla: this link sound.............premeditated?
seanb2uk: so its accurate :)
DrPilkington: hha remember last time he was selling something?
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: i hope they will end with something to keep us thinking!
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: better be something good
Biggabaggerdoo: do you like to write much: ?!!
mib_x1l2zx: h
DrPilkington: have fancy brazilian desks?
look: why not hahaha
Boy_with_3_legs: when will we be able to download dis?
SteveisKing: what the hell is this?
seanb2uk: why not!
DrPilkington: no clue
chinchilla: why not?
Stinger839: LMAO
knockinabout: karl is doing a decent job
Dim: why not??
Dan_RSK: lmao why not
Biggabaggerdoo: genius!
seanb2uk: lol it depends how many you want.
seanb2uk: £8 for 50 hahahaha
Stinger839: fucksake hahahaha 8 quid
SteveisKing: ricky's going the wrong way
seanb2uk: hahahaha
SteveisKing: idiot
DrPilkington: hahah, he cant do the math!
seanb2uk: how much did i say you could have them for?
Stinger839: awright a fiver then
seanb2uk: hahaha
number86: hahaha
Jaxe: lol
Jaxe: he got lost
seanb2uk: 25 for errrr
alanwhite: this isnt radio
Biggabaggerdoo: i love this
seanb2uk: 4
seanb2uk: err 50
randers: hahaha
SteveisKing: shambles
knockinabout: he just breaks down!
knockinabout: this is hilarious
randers: i wouldn't do this for a living
mib_76azn4: how longs left?
atsoi: LOl
DrPilkington: hhahaa
Biggabaggerdoo: 7
mib_76azn4: Will this be repeated?
seanb2uk: yeah like every day
seanb2uk: for a week
DrPilkington: yeah, all week
randers: who is doing the recording
seanb2uk: at 8pm tonight too
randers: ?
LittleGingerFella: he's lost it
mib_76azn4: cheers
DrPilkington: karl probably
Baloonatic: HAHA
Camouflage: stick it up your arse!!
knockinabout: "how much"
seanb2uk: its on rickygervais.com
mib_x1l2zx: argh...i wish karl wouldstop being greedy , pull his finger out and do more shows,,,this is class,,,f off imm writing...sir alan he wernt having any of it
knockinabout: AAAAH!
number86: haha
DrPilkington: HAHAHHAHA
SteveisKing: oh noooo
Im_a_KP_nut: forever love karl its been the best few years of my life listenin 2 these 3 wot a gr8 way 2 end
boyinthebin: HAHAHAHA
SteveisKing: is that it?????
chinchilla: hahahahhaahhahahahaha
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: hahaha
Baloonatic: That's not the end is it?
Dan_RSK: srick it up your arse
Camouflage: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
HannahJade: hahaa
Dim: stick it up your arse
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: stick it up your ass!!!!
xtinanz: brilliant end
seanb2uk: I dont think thats it no.
knockinabout: there has to be a closing link
DrPilkington: that would be an amazing end!
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yes the best ending ever!!!!!
SteveisKing: oh noooooooozzzzzzzzzzz
Jaxe: is was the numbers that confused him
Baloonatic: Actually I think stick it up your arse is a fitting end
atsoi: lol
HannahJade: good end if it as
JimmyIOCS: no mankey news then :(:(:(
randers: stick it up your arse
HannahJade: was*
HannahJade: bit of clash
Biggabaggerdoo: :(
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: that will defiantely be it!!
Camouflage: that cant have been the last link
chinchilla: did it really end with - 'stick it up your arse'!?
LittleGingerFella: theres gotta be monkey news? :(
Camouflage: they would have said goodbye?
seanb2uk: NO MONKEY NEWS.....KARL YOU'RE FIRED! :)
DrPilkington: "youre fired" "eh? stick it up your arse"
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: BEST ENDING EVER!!!!
DrPilkington: they have time, calm people!
seanb2uk: Really odd music they're playing here.
randers: terrible music
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: overall the show wasnt too bad, after a few more listens without the music im sure i can grow to love it and laugh a few times
randers: can't be their choice
mib_x1l2zx: the clash
Unknown3631: amazing music
DrPilkington: this has to be their choice
Unknown3631: love the clash
seanb2uk: It is their choices i think.
randers: HATE the clash
number86: wheres the bad babysitter
HannahJade: they like the clash
HannahJade: s do i
DrPilkington: yep!
Camouflage: i think it was a great show
Im_a_KP_nut: cheers 4 the 3 wise men
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: last link was probably one of the bestm felt like the older days
LittleGingerFella: theye back
look: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Camouflage: its on!!
seanb2uk: They've played some music ive heard on some other xfm shows.
randers: I'm like Alan Partridge when it comes to the clash
JimmyIOCS: i dont know why the clash have such credability nowadays
xtinanz: and you'll never see and old man eat a maaaaaaaaaars ba ba bar
seanb2uk: of theirs.
JimmyIOCS: what a load of shit
seanb2uk: HERE WE GO
seanb2uk: :)
DrPilkington: FUCK OFFFFFFF
HannahJade: yay
seanb2uk: DRIVEL
look: this can not be the end
SteveisKing: :((((((((((((
SteveisKing: do not plug the podcasts please....
number86: haha
atsoi: :(
DrPilkington: hahaha
knockinabout: he is
SteveisKing: oh nooooooo
Cartas: Haha
HannahJade: its not the lasst one
SteveisKing: oh dearrrrrr
seanb2uk: WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE PODCASTS SHUT UP RICKY
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: here comes the plug time!!!!!
atsoi: lOL
knockinabout: 27! rick!
atsoi: couple of frekas
DrPilkington: flanimals?
seanb2uk: I dont mind steve plugging. :)
HannahJade: aww it doesnt matter
castor: i've been given voice at the end!!!
number86: don't forget to flanimals
xtinanz: neither
SteveisKing: read a book!
xtinanz: its so steve
Baloonatic: Ooooh!
Biggabaggerdoo: read abook
SteveisKing: sigh.
Im_a_KP_nut: lol stupid karl
seanb2uk: Karl you idiot...a couple of months.
HannahJade: NOOO
HannahJade: it cut out
aydin: Now that's it..
xtinanz: so glad it didnt skip skip skip
look: is that it :-(
castor: Not the best show ever....
randers: DO MONKEY NEWS]
JimmyIOCS: ffs
SteveisKing: oh you guys.
Camouflage: :(
DrPilkington: ah fuck off
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: NNOOOOOO!!!!
Dan_RSK: LIBERTINES!
SteveisKing: oh dear.
seanb2uk: the last word 'Probably' * knockinabout applauds
JohnP123: all done
boyinthebin: shit
boyinthebin: shit
boyinthebin: shit
boyinthebin: shit
JimmyIOCS: no monkey news
boyinthebin: shit
DrPilkington: such shit!
boyinthebin: shit
knockinabout: i enjoyed it
alanwhite: byebye rsk, bye bye
JohnP123: that's the last ever show people.
atsoi: :(
JimmyIOCS: how disappointing
Biggabaggerdoo: turd!
HannahJade: i loved it
SteveisKing: i think i'm going to cry.
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: THE LAST WORD EVER IS PROBABLY!
DrPilkington: me too
mib_x1l2zx: hmm...fitting song
boyinthebin: go on sik
HannahJade: me too sik
alanwhite: never again
xtinanz: love that they didnt care at all about nme
seanb2uk: NO MONKEY NEWS :( :( :(
Dim: stick it up your arse
Biggabaggerdoo: emotional
Baloonatic: I'm kind of upset that they ended it with plugs but nevermind
LittleGingerFella: oooh chimpanzee that DO FUCKING MONKEY NEWS YOU FFFF... :(:(
atsoi: sigh
knockinabout: i did too hannah
SwedeMan: wont be the last, theyll return
randers: now this is a tune
Baloonatic: Stick it up your arse was better
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: i reckon it will be close to an hour with all the music endited out
HannahJade: nice one ka
randers: fitting
Unknown3631: stick it up your arse would have been a better ending
look: last for a long time
JimmyIOCS: it was a great show but how can they not do monkey news
DrPilkington: well time for breakfast!
xtinanz: i liked it overall
HannahJade: im just grateful we got anything
Dan_RSK: omg
Unknown13550: :(
Dan_RSK: yeah
knockinabout: yeah
boyinthebin: i agree with HJ
xtinanz: bed time?
seanb2uk: ACID I WOULD SORT YOU OUT SOME SCIENCE
Camouflage: you can edit the last link out from the edited version
castor: Is Karl officially a Millionaire?
Baloonatic: Yeah it was still a good show
seanb2uk: Karl is BLATENTLY a millionaire
DrPilkington: ys he is
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: right now 8 hours of study for me!!! :( :(
RD: FUCK
DrPilkington: 3 houses all over
SteveisKing: ha!
atsoi: why wont they do more podcasts..
alanwhite: right im off, see you in the forum later
RD: my internet crapped out
knockinabout: hah, RD
seanb2uk: hes probably got more than 10 million actually.
DrPilkington: does NOTHING all day
SteveisKing: RD hahaa
HannahJade: yeah i need to get bk to revision
Unknown3631: three cheers for karl!
xtinanz: bye alanwhite
atsoi: hahahah
chinchilla: ...i'm sad now
RD: sonufabitch!!!
atsoi: revision aswell
seanb2uk: CHEER
Dan_RSK: i need to revise
Unknown3631: hip hip!!!
LittleGingerFella: :(:( i want more
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: 0 millions? lmao piss off not that much
atsoi: lol byebye
knockinabout: we made history
castor: 10 MILLION???
seanb2uk: 10 million :)
Unknown13550: hoorray
DrPilkington: bye all!
HannahJade:
3 RSK
JohnP123: i think karl has at least 1 million
RD: anything in the last link?
seanb2uk: how many podcasts have been sold?
SteveisKing: not really RD
SteveisKing: they plugged their stuff
RD: :(
SteveisKing: ricky plugged the PODCASTS
SteveisKing: ugh
RD: bastard
Unknown13550: :(
Cartas: What's wrong with that?
RD: right
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yeh
seanb2uk: At least ricky didnt plug all his films + stand up dvd's + Extras dvds
Im_a_KP_nut: u never know they might put in a bit of monkey news
aydin: exactly..
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: so what
RD: i'm going to bed
SteveisKing: haha
SteveisKing: night ladyfriend!!
Unknown13550: flannimals books
Unknown13550: out now
knockinabout: night TD
HannahJade: love this song
Cartas: If I'd just listened to this show, I'd like to know where I could listen to more :$
JohnP123: i think the actual end of the show was meant to be the "Shove it up your arse" bit;
LittleGingerFella: nope thats your lot
Camouflage: nope, its dead air now
Cartas: Good job he plugged the podcasts!
JimmyIOCS: reckon its too late kp nut
look: and thts it
Im_a_KP_nut: im just waitin till the end of this song to find out
Baloonatic: WELL I LOVE YOU GUYS
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: if people wanna hear more of this then they can get the podcasts who cares
castor: Anyone else coming to see Hulk tonight???
Baloonatic: Thanks for having me and that
knockinabout: SUEDE!
Camouflage: and now some suede
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: hours bang on people!
RD: bye
Jaxe: ._.
seanb2uk: bye everyone x :)
Unknown13550: fare thee well
Jaxe: ;_;
Dan_RSK: i'm going cya
knockinabout: time to do my frickin rot
randers: bye everyone, time to teach more kids about weird stuff
Camouflage: see ya lot at the boards
LittleGingerFella: adios amigos and that
JimmyIOCS: cya everyone :)
SwedeMan: have a good one
Unknown3631: no moneky news :(
xtinanz: to pilkifm!!
Dim: well will probably never listen to nme radio again
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: well bye bye KP nuts
number86: haha
Cartas: They will never get as many listeners ever again, Dim. :P
look: true
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: im off to pull an all night now and put some coffee and study away lol!
Im_a_KP_nut: well its been a pleasure listenin 2 them over the years bye KP nuts
Baloonatic: Is Sturgess gonna get a regular show?
HottScanson: I want a refund
The_Podfarther: hi
knockinabout: oh SH
castor: Average show in all honesty....
HottScanson: Don't look back into the sun
SteveisKing: KA you liked it?? properly?
The_Podfarther: ti thought it was quality :D
Camouflage: average show? how
HannahJade: i liked it sik
Cartas: I liked it too, good show!
Camouflage: i thought it was great
boyinthebin: a bit difficult at times
castor: It just didn't feel right...
Cartas: Some people were clearly expecting the best show of all time...
Unknown3631: i think overall it was good, obviously not a touch on xfm shows, but then again wasnt expecting it to be. had some good moments in it, fav part probs the pens
xtinanz: baby who had a baby who had a baby
SteveisKing: no that's not true Cart
Camouflage: probably people who were expecting loads didnt like it
castor: And Karls heart was deffo not in it
xtinanz: PILKIFM the good old days
knockinabout: i quite enjoyed it
HottScanson: I was expecting very little, and it delivered.
SteveisKing: we can never go back again.
Camouflage: castor, when was Karl's heart in it at all?
SteveisKing: that's all.
castor: True
knockinabout: i wasn't expecting the world. i knew there'd be loads of music
xtinanz: i agree a bit SH
knockinabout: got great karl lines
xtinanz: i liked the ripping on karl
castor: But its not normally about the money with him..Cam
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: who agress that the best bit was the pens at the end?
HottScanson: Now you know that the time has come
knockinabout: discussion was topical
Unknown3631: i agree with the pens!
HottScanson: gerbil beatles?
HottScanson: was topical?
chinchilla: it was fine.....diddnt exactly go out on a high..but they stayed away from the sea
xtinanz: ha ha
knockinabout: karl's money was topical
SteveisKing: i love that people are frantically editing and uploading now ...
SteveisKing: the sea?
xtinanz: the shark?
xtinanz: jumping?
castor: Sharl Jumped?
chinchilla: shark jumping that was being mentioned...yup
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: i wonder how long it will take for someone to upload the unedited version
SteveisKing: ohhh ok
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: im tipping it will be up pretty soon
castor: damn beat me, and i spelt it wrong!
SteveisKing: minutes
xtinanz: i dont think it stayed too far from the sea
HottScanson: Shark jumped years ago
xtinanz: waddled along the shore
castor: I've still got the player on in the background
castor: To be fair it never cut out once, that was great...
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yeh i havent had one cut out in like 3 hours
chinchilla: they are all fine...i dont even care if they're funny any more though...just like catching up with old friends...........sad dat
LittleGingerFella: im off to do what i should have been doing for the last two hours: revising :P see ya fellow pilkonauts
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: and i have been doing a million other things as well
HannahJade: i agree chinch
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: well im closing the radio link now, will never listen to this radio station ever again i reckon!
chinchilla: coolio HJ
HannahJade: and i need to go as well, bk to revision
SteveisKing: good luck! x
HannahJade: catch up with u all later no doubt
HannahJade: ta sik :d
castor: Karl and his bloody boiler, eh?
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: lol yeh i feel your pain people ive got like 10 hours till my exam
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: gotta study my ass off!
castor: Wow the average age is really young on hear with exams and that
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: well im 20 so its 3rd year uni exams for me
SteveisKing: nah
SteveisKing: average age is probably 21
castor: Makes me feel really old...:(
knockinabout: back to normal life.
Unknown3631: im 19
chinchilla: i'd say say 20.75 if we're being specific
castor: Did Stephen go on his trip alone?
knockinabout: ..cry
knockinabout: no, he was with his women
xtinanz: which CLAIRE
chinchilla: certain people hike it up.......
xtinanz: which?
SteveisKing: boooooooo
xtinanz: with
SteveisKing: shut up CHINCH
chinchilla: ha
Unknown3631: oh no, is the messageboard down???
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: lol
Unknown3631: cant seem to get on it
SteveisKing: oh dear.
SteveisKing: it is.
castor: is this chat service going to be an ongoing thing?
SteveisKing: yes
SteveisKing: we've had it for a few months now
castor: :D
boyinthebin: it is win
castor: Sorry utter NOOB here...
boyinthebin: way better than talking to real world people
Stinger839: we should schedule great rewind brodcasts in chat...unless there alreeady is?
SteveisKing: a-ok!
SteveisKing: no there isn't
castor: wait there was no Knob News!!
JohnP123: when i argue i see shapes is awesome
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: isnt the great rewind coming close to an end?
SteveisKing: feel free
Unknown3631: no knob news, or monkey news :(
Stinger839: listening to drivel and drivelling on a regular basis would be good
SteveisKing: not quite
boyinthebin: shapes!
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: are you guys gunna be doing it again?
SteveisKing: we're doing the podcasts next
SteveisKing: noo
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: ahhh right right
SteveisKing: we won't be starting over anytime soon
castor: Excellent
Cartas: boyinthebin?!
Cartas: shapes SHAPES?
boyinthebin: ach the podcasts are on my external hardrive
castor: The forums are great, but this is genius
boyinthebin: SHAPES!
Stinger839: aww so no repeat after the casts? :( that means ill have to bother to look things up
SteveisKing: oh good forums back up
boyinthebin: bless you idlewild, you scottish rocksters
SteveisKing: what stinger?
ButWeNeverSawHisWife: yeh forum is back up but going pretty slow
castor: I'm just relieved i listened in
Stinger839: whinging about no great rewind restart as now i may be listening to karl drivel that no one else in the globe is listening to
SteveisKing: everybody vote in the new main page poll

See Also

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External links

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