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'''1 February 2003''' Karl slags off clairvoyants, Ricky slags off God and Stephen slags off Karl (then punches him in the arm).
Karl slags off clairvoyants, Ricky slags off God and Stephen slags off Karl (then punches him in the arm).  The birth of [[Karl in a Film]].


==Track Listing==
==Track Listing==
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1. '''Grumpy'''
====1. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#I Don't Like Ear Plugs|I Don't Like Ear Plugs]]  ''(0:00:00)'' ====
<br>''I can understand builders getting up early if they're working outside and they've got to get the job done before it gets dark, but he's working in someone's lounge. If it gets dark turn a light on...'''
Karl's grumpy because he's from the North and the builders woke him up.  Discussion of the pros and cons of ear plugs. What would it be like for snails who get 13 years sleep.  


====2. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#It's Bringing the Show Down|It's Bringing the Show Down]]  ''(0:03:40)''====
Two new competitions to come.  Steve wants to stop [[Rockbusters]] and Ricky recalls some classic highlights.  Ricky's excited about their new film-based quiz.  Win ''The Sixth Sense''.  A blind clairvoyant on Christian's breakfast show was a bit rubbish.  Karl's got thoughts about people who wear glasses, including Steve.  Steve punches Karl.


2. '''Clairvoyance'''
====3. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#Would Anyone Want a Kid That Much?|Would Anyone Want a Kid That Much?]]  ''(0:09:41)''====
<br>''People called up and they said 'Can you have a word with my Gran?' And she goes 'Yep, she's dead isn't she?' And everyone's like 'Ooh - she knows her stuff'...''
Ricky starts with a fake proper DJ intro.  People are mistaken who want to be Ricky's mate.  Imagine sharing a prison cell with him.  Ricky and Karl were out in the week and discussed reproduction with a squid.  [[Suzanne]] can understand why Karl and Ricky are mates.  Identical twins who marry identical twins: would their kid look the same? Siamese twins who have affairs. Selfish Siamese twins.


====4. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#Karl is a Frustrated Actor|Karl is a Frustrated Actor]]    ''(0:17:36)''====
New competition time: Karl in ''The Sixth Sense''. 


3. '''Friends'''
====5. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#www.apeonaut.org|www.apeonaut.org]]  ''(0:21:33)'' ====
<br>''A lot of people come up to me in the street and go 'I wish I was Ricky Gervais' mate.' - no you don't!''
Suggested competition title: The Twix Sense.  Send in ideas for films.  Karl's never liked having to show his workings because he usually can't.  Karl's got "proof" of his [[Monkey News|monkey story]] from last week but Ricky and Steve are incredulous.   Karl's so overworked he can't sort out monkey information.  Springsteen for [[Martin Freeman]]. 


====6. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#One of the Biggest Radio Stations in the Building|One of the Biggest Radio Stations in the Building]]  ''(0:26:41)''====
The Twix Sense is the most popular competition to date; they play it again.  Francis or Frances whose mum is the only one who remembered his birthday.  [[Richard Anderson]] emails in.


4. '''Film'''
====7. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#We've Got the Best Fans in the World|We've Got the Best Fans in the World]]  ''(0:32:21)''====
<br>''Karl is a little bit of a frustrated actor and so, by the power of technology, Karl takes the role in a film...''
Holly-wouldn't.  Suggestions for film roles for Karl.  Karl's got a plan for Rockbusters.  Rockbusters prizes and clues, including one with a sound effect. Ricky makes up titles for upcoming features.


====8. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#This is Mentalists|This is Mentalists]]  ''(0:37:02)''====
Time for [[Chimpanzee That]] and a monkey called "Crap".  Name a monkey Ted or Dave instead.  Part 1 discussion of the 3000 year old Neanderthal Man found frozen in ice. 


5. '''Ape-onaut'''
====9. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#The Premise Means It's Not True|The Premise Means It's Not True]]  ''(0:42:06)''====
<br>''www.apeonaut.org? Is this someone in America whose set up a similar website...''
The truth is more interesting than wish fulfillment. A ghost that can turn custard into wine. Iceman discussion part 2. Karl's annoyed that time, effort, and money were spent on the frozen old man. Ricky does Columbo. What if scientists dug up Karl. What if aliens abduct Karl.
 
 
6. '''Dickers'''
<br>''If you're a new listener you won't have come across Richard before, he's our biggest fan but the great thing about him is that he's not afraid to offer a bit of constructive criticism...''
 
 
7. '''Rockbusters'''
<br>''I can't believe it - we've got 'Rockbusters', 'That Film Sounds Good', 'Ooh, Look At Him Up In Hollywouldn't', 'and we've got 'Ooh Monkey Monkey You', we got 'Gibbon On The Horn'...''
 
 
8. '''Crap'''
<br>''So this one that I found out about had a bit of a weird name anyway. It's actually called 'crap'. But do you know what it's famous for? It's the first monkey to have its name tattooed on its head...''
 
 
9. '''Iceman'''
<br>''The premise means it's not true to me. People say 'You know what? God, he's incredible.' I go 'I'll stop you there.'...'''
 
 
10. '''Ladies'''
<br>''I forgot to bring in a song for the ladies this week so I thought I'd play a song for people who enjoy the work of Deep Purple...''


====10. [[01 February 2003/Transcript#Can We Experiment on Karl?|Can We Experiment on Karl?]]  ''(0:49:15)''====
Rockbusters answers.  Ricky advises the winner sells his prizes bag of shite to Record and Tape Exchange for one album.  Karl is scared of the human body.  [[Tattoo Stan]] and the man who saved his father's tattoo after he died.  [[Karl's Brother|Our kid]] had a tattoo and an earring.  [[Karl's Sister]] in the car park. 


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
'''Steve''': Email in if you know what on <i>earth</i> Karl is talking about.  <br>
'''Ricky''': Ever.
<br><br>
'''Steve''': I meet people on the street, they go, 'I wish I was Ricky Gervais's mate'. No you don't.  Let me put your mind at rest now, you're not missin' anything.  Am I right, Karl? <br><br>
'''Steve''': I forgot to bring in a [[Song For The Ladies]] this week so I thought I'd play a song for people who enjoy the work of Deep Purple!


==Rockbusters==
The Australian picks two blokes.  <span title="Eminem" style="color: red" id=title>E.</span><br>
That builder's a bit cute.  <span title="Bonnie Tyler" style="color: red" id=title>B.T.</span><br>
[[Sound Effect Rockbusters|Sound Effect Rockbuster]] ("That Song Sounds Alright") - Smack My Bitch Up


==Download==
==Playlist==
Badly Drawn Boy - ''Born Again'' <br>
Wu Tang Clan - ''Uzi''<br>
The Cardigans - ''For What It's Worth'' <br>
Manfred Mann - ''Quinn the Eskimo'' <br>
Feeder - ''Just the Way I'm Feelin''' <br>
Papa Garcia - ''Natalie and Nucy'' <br>
Bruce Springsteen - ''Nothing Man'' <br>
Eminem - ''Sing for the Moment'' <br>
Teenage Fanclub - ''I Need Direction'' <br>
Jesse Malin - ''Brooklyn'' <br>
Coldplay - ''Clocks'' <br>
[[David Bowie]] - ''Letter to Hermione'' <br>
Eve feat. Gwen Stefani - ''Let Me Blow Ya Mind'' <br>
Deep Purple - ''Hallelujah''


===External Links===
==External Links==
* Karl in a Film - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=vpsgV_jKX4M The Sixth Sense]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_(chimpanzee) Oliver the Chimpanzee on Wikipedia]
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Latest revision as of 08:50, 13 August 2020

Xfm Series 2
August 2002 - August 2003
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 24 August 2002 (Transcript)
  2. 31 August 2002 (Transcript)
  3. 07 September 2002 (Transcript)
  4. 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  5. 21 September 2002 (Transcript)
  6. 28 September 2002 (Transcript)
  7. 05 October 2002 (Transcript)
  8. 12 October 2002 (Transcript)
  9. 19 October 2002 (Transcript)
  10. 26 October 2002 (Transcript)
  11. 02 November 2002 (Transcript)
  12. 09 November 2002 (Transcript)
  13. 16 November 2002 (Transcript)
  14. 23 November 2002 (Transcript)
  15. 30 November 2002 (Transcript)
  16. 07 December 2002 (Transcript)
  17. 14 December 2002 (Transcript)
  18. 21 December 2002 (Transcript)
  19. 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  20. 04 January 2003 (Transcript)
  21. 11 January 2003 (Transcript)
  22. 18 January 2003 (Transcript)
  23. 25 January 2003 (Transcript)
  24. 01 February 2003 (Transcript)
  25. 08 February 2003 (Transcript)
  26. 15 February 2003 (Transcript)
  27. 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  28. 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  29. 08 March 2003 (Transcript)
  30. 15 March 2003 (Transcript)
  31. 22 March 2003 (Transcript)
  32. 29 March 2003 (Transcript)
  33. 05 April 2003 (Transcript)
  34. 12 April 2003 (Transcript)
  35. 19 April 2003 (Transcript)
  36. 26 April 2003 (Transcript)
  37. 03 May 2003 (Transcript)
  38. 10 May 2003 (Transcript)
  39. 17 May 2003 (Transcript)
  40. 31 May 2003 (Transcript)
  41. 07 June 2003 (Transcript)
  42. 14 June 2003 (Transcript)
  43. 21 June 2003 (Transcript)
  44. 28 June 2003
  45. 05 July 2003
  46. 12 July 2003
  47. 19 July 2003
  48. 26 July 2003
  49. 02 August 2003
  50. 09 August 2003
  51. 16 August 2003

Karl slags off clairvoyants, Ricky slags off God and Stephen slags off Karl (then punches him in the arm). The birth of Karl in a Film.

Track Listing

For a partial transcript of this episode see 01 February 2003/Transcript.

1. I Don't Like Ear Plugs (0:00:00)

Karl's grumpy because he's from the North and the builders woke him up. Discussion of the pros and cons of ear plugs. What would it be like for snails who get 13 years sleep.

2. It's Bringing the Show Down (0:03:40)

Two new competitions to come. Steve wants to stop Rockbusters and Ricky recalls some classic highlights. Ricky's excited about their new film-based quiz. Win The Sixth Sense. A blind clairvoyant on Christian's breakfast show was a bit rubbish. Karl's got thoughts about people who wear glasses, including Steve. Steve punches Karl.

3. Would Anyone Want a Kid That Much? (0:09:41)

Ricky starts with a fake proper DJ intro. People are mistaken who want to be Ricky's mate. Imagine sharing a prison cell with him. Ricky and Karl were out in the week and discussed reproduction with a squid. Suzanne can understand why Karl and Ricky are mates. Identical twins who marry identical twins: would their kid look the same? Siamese twins who have affairs. Selfish Siamese twins.

4. Karl is a Frustrated Actor (0:17:36)

New competition time: Karl in The Sixth Sense.

5. www.apeonaut.org (0:21:33)

Suggested competition title: The Twix Sense. Send in ideas for films. Karl's never liked having to show his workings because he usually can't. Karl's got "proof" of his monkey story from last week but Ricky and Steve are incredulous. Karl's so overworked he can't sort out monkey information. Springsteen for Martin Freeman.

6. One of the Biggest Radio Stations in the Building (0:26:41)

The Twix Sense is the most popular competition to date; they play it again. Francis or Frances whose mum is the only one who remembered his birthday. Richard Anderson emails in.

7. We've Got the Best Fans in the World (0:32:21)

Holly-wouldn't. Suggestions for film roles for Karl. Karl's got a plan for Rockbusters. Rockbusters prizes and clues, including one with a sound effect. Ricky makes up titles for upcoming features.

8. This is Mentalists (0:37:02)

Time for Chimpanzee That and a monkey called "Crap". Name a monkey Ted or Dave instead. Part 1 discussion of the 3000 year old Neanderthal Man found frozen in ice.

9. The Premise Means It's Not True (0:42:06)

The truth is more interesting than wish fulfillment. A ghost that can turn custard into wine. Iceman discussion part 2. Karl's annoyed that time, effort, and money were spent on the frozen old man. Ricky does Columbo. What if scientists dug up Karl. What if aliens abduct Karl.

10. Can We Experiment on Karl? (0:49:15)

Rockbusters answers. Ricky advises the winner sells his prizes bag of shite to Record and Tape Exchange for one album. Karl is scared of the human body. Tattoo Stan and the man who saved his father's tattoo after he died. Our kid had a tattoo and an earring. Karl's Sister in the car park.

Quotes

Steve: Email in if you know what on earth Karl is talking about.
Ricky: Ever.

Steve: I meet people on the street, they go, 'I wish I was Ricky Gervais's mate'. No you don't. Let me put your mind at rest now, you're not missin' anything. Am I right, Karl?

Steve: I forgot to bring in a Song For The Ladies this week so I thought I'd play a song for people who enjoy the work of Deep Purple!

Rockbusters

The Australian picks two blokes. E.
That builder's a bit cute. B.T.
Sound Effect Rockbuster ("That Song Sounds Alright") - Smack My Bitch Up

Playlist

Badly Drawn Boy - Born Again
Wu Tang Clan - Uzi
The Cardigans - For What It's Worth
Manfred Mann - Quinn the Eskimo
Feeder - Just the Way I'm Feelin'
Papa Garcia - Natalie and Nucy
Bruce Springsteen - Nothing Man
Eminem - Sing for the Moment
Teenage Fanclub - I Need Direction
Jesse Malin - Brooklyn
Coldplay - Clocks
David Bowie - Letter to Hermione
Eve feat. Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind
Deep Purple - Hallelujah

External Links

Series 0   |   Series 1   |   Series 2   |   Series 3   |   Series 4
Presenters Ricky Gervais | Stephen Merchant | Karl Pilkington
Others Claire Sturgess | Ian Camfield | Simon Pegg | Nick Frost
Features Monkey News | Rockbusters | Song For The Ladies | Song For The Lovers
Hip-Hop Hooray | Cheap as Chimps | White Van Karl | Songs of Phrase
Cheeky Freak of the Week | Do We Need 'Em? | More...
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