22 February 2003
Ricky and Steve are away in Los Angeles (flogging The Office to the Yanks), but have provided us with some pre-recorded links, some classic moments and some bloody fantastic tunes.
Track Listing
| For a full transcript of this episode see 22 February 2003/Transcript. |
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1. Next Week Is The Best Of This Week (0:00:00)
The boys are in the City of Angels this week, and while we're listening live, Ricky will probably still be asleep. As usual.
Originally Broadcast: 11 January 2003
2. Well It's Not True, Before You Say It (0:00:57)
A classic moment where Karl tells us about wigs for dogs and how his mam shaved a cat he had when he was a kid, because it kept being sick on itself.
Originally Broadcast: 11 January 2003
3. I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Was Worth Our Time (0:06:17)
The boys apologise for not being there in person, but hope that the mix of clips, music and adverts will keep us happy.
4. Well It's Not True, Before You Say It (0:07:18)
A White Van Karl question about Cilla Black on Blind Date, leads to Karl recounting a story about a girl who had a ghostly experience. He also weighs in on the topic of 'man-moths'.
Originally Broadcast: 11 January 2003
5. A C*nt In A Jester's Hat (0:14:38)
Steve talks about the difficulty he had in getting to the studio to pre-record the links, what with the anti-war march protesters clogging up the tube, mainly a bloke on a tricycle. I wonder what George Bush would make of that?
6. I Might Have Just Got Used To It (0:15:57)
Steve reveals his nomination as one of Britain's top 50 bachelors in Company Magazine, what could he win if he comes number one? A moped.
Originally Broadcast: 25 January 2003
7. Flashdance - “First There Was” – Oh It's A Warehouse, Nevermind (0:19:58)
Karl gives advice and memories on coping with the troublesome teenage years of your average lad, he nearly to dance lessons once, but the place was shut. A bit like Billy Elliot.
Originally Broadcast: 25 January 2003
8. We've Done Octopus (0:23:03)
The Do We Need 'Em? feature covers snails this week, the expert recommends keeping them, Karl the apologises to the expert from last week who he called Jessica, her real name was Jackie or something.
Originally Broadcast: 11 January 2003
9. What About This Weather (0:29:55)
Steve gives a time check, it's some time between 1 and 3, the weather's lovely isn't it, or is it? That film and/or television show you watched last night was good weren't it.
10. He Finishes The Day Off With A Little Brandy (0:30:47)
Karl tells a story about a monkey who got friendly with a zookeeper and ended up moving in with him, getting his feet firmly under the table, before pushing his luck a bit too far.
Originally Broadcast: 18 January 2003
11. You Can't Accuse Him Of Being A Tranny (0:35:30)
They discuss Martin Bashir's interview with Michael Jackson from the previous night, Steve found it intriguing but all Ricky and Karl saw were The King of Pop's massive hands. Karl segues into a conversation on Siamese twins.
Originally Broadcast: 08 February 2003
12. Do You Know The Way To Camden (0:42:12)
A homeless fella was overjoyed to tell Ricky that he'd just nicked some Office DVDs out of HMV, Steve talks about the ineptitude of illegal minicab drivers and Karl gives us a taster of the Forrest Gump In A Wheelie Bin story.
Originally Broadcast: 19 October 2002
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