05 October 2002

Xfm Series 2 August 2002 - August 2003 List of episodes

Episodes: 24 August 2002 (Transcript) 31 August 2002 (Transcript) 07 September 2002 (Transcript) 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 21 September 2002 (Transcript) 28 September 2002 (Transcript) 05 October 2002 (Transcript) 12 October 2002 (Transcript) 19 October 2002 (Transcript) 26 October 2002 (Transcript) 02 November 2002 (Transcript) 09 November 2002 (Transcript) 16 November 2002 (Transcript) 23 November 2002 (Transcript) 30 November 2002 (Transcript) 07 December 2002 (Transcript) 14 December 2002 (Transcript) 21 December 2002 (Transcript) 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 04 January 2003 (Transcript) 11 January 2003 (Transcript) 18 January 2003 (Transcript) 25 January 2003 (Transcript) 01 February 2003 (Transcript) 08 February 2003 (Transcript) 15 February 2003 (Transcript) 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 08 March 2003 (Transcript) 15 March 2003 (Transcript) 22 March 2003 (Transcript) 29 March 2003 (Transcript) 05 April 2003 (Transcript) 12 April 2003 (Transcript) 19 April 2003 (Transcript) 26 April 2003 (Transcript) 03 May 2003 (Transcript) 10 May 2003 (Transcript) 17 May 2003 (Transcript) 31 May 2003 (Transcript) 07 June 2003 (Transcript) 14 June 2003 (Transcript) 21 June 2003 (Transcript) 28 June 2003 05 July 2003 12 July 2003 19 July 2003 26 July 2003 02 August 2003 09 August 2003 16 August 2003

5 October 2002 Karl is away for another week as when he was on holiday his dad was sent to hospital and he had to help with things.

Track Listing

Nudism

Hold on, can you be a naked transvestite? What are you then? When Eddie Izzard is naked, is he a naked transvestite?

Abuse

-E-mail him back, say: "Paul, give us eight quid for no reason"
-I've also called him some quite offensive names... I'll put ehm, "From Gervais"
-O dear, he's not gonna like that, nor is his mother, you shouldn't have brought her into it...

Law

-Oh what, if you wee on something...
-Yeah, you own it, that's cat law.
-I know you live by cat law... My wallet I think you own, and ehm, much of my hair.

Arousal

-I was talking about the weather, how nice it was.
-And he approached in pole position, or did he...
-I don't like it anymore, I don't like it anymore!

Plug

You don't sort of have a deal with Island Records, trying to keep their Cat Stevens back catalogue afloat, no-one is really shipping it...

Prince

-I partied last night Rick, like it was 1999 all over again.
-What in an old-fashioned sort of way, some old records...?
-On my own, in my flat, crying.

Afterparty

I'll be honest, Lanky, your chances are slim to none, four-eyes.

Celeb

Well, the phrase I was just gonna pick you up on there was "I've just seen your video"...cos what I feel that David should know is that it wasn't made solely by you, or written entirely by you, or directed entirely by you, it happens to feature you amongst a myriad of actors all of whom are brilliant and equally worthy of an invite...

Bowie

Don't even start on that Rick, there's so much I could attack you about, I mean, look at you, look at you, you're laughable.

Annoying

...eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh...

Phobia

Because I don't have any irrational fears particularly, except when you're flatulent, that I'm terrified of, cos you never know when he's gonna spring...

Nothing

Some people will say that's because we're running on empty and ran out of things to say at twenty past the first hour, I say it's because we wanna get in some great tracks.

Classics

-Coming up next: a beautiful tune by Danny Wilson... Mary's Prayer! It's Mary's Prayer! It can only be Mary's Prayer. It doesn't work if they've had one hit.
-Or a tune from Hear'say...oh I hate em all!

Playlist

Richard Ashcroft - Check the Meaning
The Vines - Out of the Way
Johnny Cash - One
Oasis - Little by Little
Bob Dylan - Mississippi
Feeder - Come back Around
Prince - Raspberry Baret
Coldplay - The Scientist
the Coral - Dreaming of you
John Spencer Blues Explosion - Right place, wrong time
Queens of the Stoneage - no-one knows
Electronic - Getting away with it
U2 - Electrical Storm
Nirvana - In Bloom
Cat Stevens - Miles from nowhere
Song for the ladies: Tom Waits - Downtown Train