19 October 2002

Xfm Series 2 August 2002 - August 2003 List of episodes

Episodes: 24 August 2002 (Transcript) 31 August 2002 (Transcript) 07 September 2002 (Transcript) 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 21 September 2002 (Transcript) 28 September 2002 (Transcript) 05 October 2002 (Transcript) 12 October 2002 (Transcript) 19 October 2002 (Transcript) 26 October 2002 (Transcript) 02 November 2002 (Transcript) 09 November 2002 (Transcript) 16 November 2002 (Transcript) 23 November 2002 (Transcript) 30 November 2002 (Transcript) 07 December 2002 (Transcript) 14 December 2002 (Transcript) 21 December 2002 (Transcript) 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 04 January 2003 (Transcript) 11 January 2003 (Transcript) 18 January 2003 (Transcript) 25 January 2003 (Transcript) 01 February 2003 (Transcript) 08 February 2003 (Transcript) 15 February 2003 (Transcript) 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 08 March 2003 (Transcript) 15 March 2003 (Transcript) 22 March 2003 (Transcript) 29 March 2003 (Transcript) 05 April 2003 (Transcript) 12 April 2003 (Transcript) 19 April 2003 (Transcript) 26 April 2003 (Transcript) 03 May 2003 (Transcript) 10 May 2003 (Transcript) 17 May 2003 (Transcript) 31 May 2003 (Transcript) 07 June 2003 (Transcript) 14 June 2003 (Transcript) 21 June 2003 (Transcript) 28 June 2003 05 July 2003 12 July 2003 19 July 2003 26 July 2003 02 August 2003 09 August 2003 16 August 2003

19 October 2002 Ricky's got a hangover. Karl wants to be Frog boy and tells the unlikely story of the evil Shadow of Boston. Also, it's the second week of Rockbusters.

Track Listing

Drunk

I sort of wanna climb on Karl and go to sleep on him, d'you know what I mean? To both annoy him, and be comfortable.

Prizes

-Karl, when you were rooting around the office, why didn't you start to throw in like a mouse mat or a pair of scissors and a pencil, cos that is just arbitrary.
-That's next week's stuff!

Stolen

He just said: "Oh, it's you! I got your DVD's, got six of em at HMV. Going like hotcakes, they are!" And then off he went, whistling. Well chuffed with himself...

Cab

-But being laughed at isn't as good for you, is it?
-No, but there's probably more people laughing at one person, so if you balance it out, there's only one person who is upset, and there's a bunch of people laughing...

Serious

So let's recap: Your body is in Scotland, your brain is in London, right, and there's like loads of security and stuff looking out in the sky for animals, or looking on the fields seeing what's looking a bit suspicious, trying to get to your body with your brain, and they're shooting everything and killing all the animals. What thing would you pick to get your brain to Scotland, that wouldn't get caught? And I reckon that I've got the answer.

Teasers

Coming up soon: Henry VIII and his how many wives? Come back tomorrow Karl, to find out...

Demythification

Don't pick him up on stuff, Steve, it's bad enough.

Rockbusters

This one has actually been e-mailed in as a suggestion. Eh, that person who's done that: don't e-mail in, cos you're disqualified from the comp.

Happy

There's loads of people e-mailing there. And I tell you what it is, guys. It's not the competition, it's this: 'Children of the Corn' widescreen DVD.

Weird

I don't know what to take away from this. What have I learned? What have I learned? "Don't mix lead with tomatoes(!)" Why is this educational in any shape or form? What are you telling me? A long time ago, in the land of Glunk, where the Nibbies did slib, they thought tomatoes were poisonous cos they ate of plates of lead...

New York

I'm guessing that he didn't pay his bus fare...

Leech

If they get on you, right, and you didn't get it off with a match or anything, it would stay there, and it eats five times the amount of blood to make it five times bigger than the size of itself.

Shadow

Sorry, sorry, I thought it was shite. I didn't know it was on the internet.

Playlist

Doves - Caught by the River
Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right
Ryan Adams - Nuclear
Nirvana - Come As You Are
Feeder - Come Back Around
De La Soul - A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays"
Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Money Mark - ?
The Lemonheads - If I Could Talk I'd Tell You
Coldplay - The Scientist
? - ?
Stevie Wonder - Living for the City (full length)
The Flaming Lips - Race for the Prize

Quotes

Karl: Look at that, look at that mate!
Steve: There's loads of people e-mailing in. It's not the competition it's this.. Children of the Corn! Widescreen DVD!
Ricky: Next week some staples and pencils! A piece of carpet!

Karl: The second one, F.L. This one's actually been e-mailed in as a suggestion. That person who's done that, don't e-mail in, cuz you're disqualified.. from the comp.

Rockbusters

I'll take that book to the toilet with me. LR
Blow the candles out before you eat the cake. FL
How can I wash up in something shaped like that? NS

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19 October 2002