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1. '''Stipulations''' | 1. '''Stipulations''' | ||
<br>''It's difficult to keep it serious when I'm saying 'I'm sick of you putting a | <br>''It's difficult to keep it serious when I'm saying 'I'm sick of you putting a Burger King bag on me head!' There's part of me that's thinking 'This isn't normal...''' | ||
2. '''Methusaleh''' | 2. '''Methusaleh''' | ||
<br>''He was going 'She's five right? But she's aging so that she looks 90.' Then he goes 'Do you think she could get served in an off- | <br>''He was going 'She's five right? But she's aging so that she looks 90.' Then he goes 'Do you think she could get served in an off-license?''' | ||
3. '''Fugees''' | 3. '''Fugees''' | ||
<br>''I'll say this: if wobbling around showing your minge, tits and | <br>''I'll say this: if wobbling around showing your minge, tits and arse doesn't make you a ho - what does?'' | ||
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6. '''Anders''' | 6. '''Anders''' | ||
<br>''We've not had | <br>''We've not had correspondence from Richard 'Dickie' Anderson for some time - get in touch mate, tell us what you think of the show...'' | ||
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11. '''Holiday''' | 11. '''Holiday''' | ||
<br>''It's for [[Suzanne]]'s dad. It's the first time her mam and dad have been away so they're panicking a bit. He called me up in the | <br>''It's for [[Suzanne]]'s dad. It's the first time her mam and dad have been away so they're panicking a bit. He called me up in the week and one of his questions was 'What's the best thing to use to carry teabags abroad?''' | ||
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Revision as of 01:28, 14 August 2007
12 April 2003 Ricky, Karl and Steve break the law on-air for the first time as Karl gets curious about the extent of Derren Brown's powers.
Track Listing
1. Stipulations
It's difficult to keep it serious when I'm saying 'I'm sick of you putting a Burger King bag on me head!' There's part of me that's thinking 'This isn't normal...'
2. Methusaleh
He was going 'She's five right? But she's aging so that she looks 90.' Then he goes 'Do you think she could get served in an off-license?'
3. Fugees
I'll say this: if wobbling around showing your minge, tits and arse doesn't make you a ho - what does?
4. Capitulation
Why won't you do it? It's ridiculous; you won't have a shower, you won't take my shoes and socks off, you won't do anything! You won't give Dale Winton a rubdown, what will you do?!
5. Power
I'm just gonna check the power list, it's just a list of the most powerful people in radio. Ooh - number 56: Ricky Gervais. That's annoying; there's 55 people more powerful than me...
6. Anders
We've not had correspondence from Richard 'Dickie' Anderson for some time - get in touch mate, tell us what you think of the show...
7. Psychic
I love the fact that for the first half hour me, Steve and Derren Brown were convincing you that you didn't see a ghost when you were five...
8. Letter
What are you gonna say? If she is listening are you gonna say 'Mrs Harris, you have got gonorrhea. You might want to contact your local clinic'...
9. Zodiac
That's perfect, those people who do zodiacs survive on that philosophy; 'I believe it when it's good'. When does it ever say 'You're a pug ugly little twat'?
10. Monkey News
There was stuff about a monkey in the Guinness book of records. It had the record for asking for a cup of coffee in 23 different ways...
11. Holiday
It's for Suzanne's dad. It's the first time her mam and dad have been away so they're panicking a bit. He called me up in the week and one of his questions was 'What's the best thing to use to carry teabags abroad?'