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In this episode, Karl has doubts about how long Educating Ricky will last. Amongst other things Ricky, Steve and Karl discuss an elephant with sore feet, the origin of the phrase "cat out of the bag" and more reasons we don't need jellyfish. Also, Ricky re-introduces Karl | |||
====1. A big poster of a Predatory Gay ==== | |||
Ricky's "difficulties" with speech may mean he never gets more than a bronze at the Sony's but it has it's advantages when it comes to his boxing career, as he doesn't need to worry about slurring his speech after a vicious beating. Ricky's good friend Jonathan Ross sums up the ad campaign for the show by saying Ricky looks like a predatory gay on one of the posters, which Ricky doesn't deny. Karl isn't paying attention and has instead decided to simply have a biscuit, much to the annoyance of Ricky and Steve. | |||
====2. A little Manc... ==== | |||
Steve expresses his sheer amazement that Ricky is the voice of the drink driving campaign, claiming he sounds like a man who was run over by a drunk driver. Ricky and Steve are once again annoyed at Karl for not paying attention; "I think I deserve more than a little Manc eating a biscuit". Karl is concerned that his MTV screen test wont go well because he isn't that good looking, which prompts a discussion about what Karl finds attractive in a man. | |||
====3. A Re-Introduction ==== | |||
Because of the new ad campaign, Ricky gives a quick summary of how the show came about and decides to "re-introduce" Karl again, for new listeners. Karl presents more proof that we don't need jellyfish but also ponders other sea-based problems. | |||
====4. The last few weeks have been genius! ==== | |||
With Steve and Karl introduced it's on with the show. Ricky enquires about [[Educating Ricky]] but Karl is hesitant saying he's doubtful and unhappy with the feature, he has checked the web("the new book") and there isn't much going on in the world. There is a car wash for dogs but Karl doesn't find that satisfactory. Steve goes through the bag of tat which are being given away on Rockbusters. | |||
====5. Like Fatts Waller! ==== | |||
Ricky tries to explain the "Bod-Pod", a device used to measure body fat, to Karl, who as usual simply wants to confuse it. Ricky is 25% fat, Rik Waller was 65% fat, the same as a pork scratching according to Ricky. Ricky and Steve discuss the conspiracy theories surrounding Bruce Lee as well as whether or not a fly should be able to fly. | |||
====6. Don't keep suckin' it ==== | |||
Steve is shocked to see a homeless person reading a book. Ricky explains the different types of vagrant. Karl reveals how he nearly killed a man in Wales. Steve can't get passed the homeless man reading a book...perhaps it was a yuppie on a themed holiday. Karl is worried about the rude nature of the conversation. | |||
====7. Dickie Anderson ==== | |||
[[Richard Anderson|Dickie]] has been in touch. Ricky and Steve wonder what he looks and acts like. Karl becomes more agitated when Ricky and Steve begin discussing the award winning "Cock episode". Karl reads his Mam's [[Rockbusters]]. The shambolic nature of the show is discussed yet again. | |||
====8. Whine Merchant ==== | |||
Educating Ricky | Karl wants to ditch Educating Ricky before Christmas as there is nothing going on in the world. He considers working the "Steve angle". Karl does Rockbusters. | ||
====9. Educating Ricky ==== | |||
Karl gives Ricky the choices for Educating Ricky: "Get your kit on, we're off down the butchers", "Wash up with you?" and "Why don't they just get a diary or some paper or something?". Karl explains the origin of the phrase "Letting the cat out of the bag". Karl also tells Ricky and Steve about a parrot who starts effin' and jeffin' during funerals. For the second Educating Ricky, Karl gives the results of a dish washing survey. Ricky and Steve were disappointed with Educating Ricky but are amused at the story of an elephant with sore feet. Karl makes a real joke. Educating Ricky concludes with Karl telling Ricky and Steve of an automatic tattoo machine. | |||
====10. Tattoo Stan ==== | |||
Karl discusses his dad's mates and their nicknames(Tattoo Stan, Jimmy the Hat). Ricky and Steve are perplexed by the nicknames. Karl describes Tattoo Stan and all his tattoos. Steve tells Ricky of the bizarre tattoo his friend has on his back. | |||
====11. Both the words "Twaddle" and "Crap" ==== | |||
A listener e-mails in, giving the explanation to "leaving the cat out of the bag" which aggravates Karl. The Rockbusters answers are read. Ricky is confident Richard Anderson will eat his words... | |||
==Rockbusters== | |||
You've been dunking that for too long<span title="Limp Bizkit" style="color: red" id=title>L.B.</span><br> | |||
You wont be able to play that game in this pub, cos the table aint big enough <span title="Fats Dominos" style="color: red" id=title>F.D.</span><br> | |||
Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm glad it's over. <span title="Gladis Knight" style="color: red" id=title>G.K.</span><br> | |||
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Revision as of 01:38, 6 December 2007
In this episode, Karl has doubts about how long Educating Ricky will last. Amongst other things Ricky, Steve and Karl discuss an elephant with sore feet, the origin of the phrase "cat out of the bag" and more reasons we don't need jellyfish. Also, Ricky re-introduces Karl
1. A big poster of a Predatory Gay
Ricky's "difficulties" with speech may mean he never gets more than a bronze at the Sony's but it has it's advantages when it comes to his boxing career, as he doesn't need to worry about slurring his speech after a vicious beating. Ricky's good friend Jonathan Ross sums up the ad campaign for the show by saying Ricky looks like a predatory gay on one of the posters, which Ricky doesn't deny. Karl isn't paying attention and has instead decided to simply have a biscuit, much to the annoyance of Ricky and Steve.
2. A little Manc...
Steve expresses his sheer amazement that Ricky is the voice of the drink driving campaign, claiming he sounds like a man who was run over by a drunk driver. Ricky and Steve are once again annoyed at Karl for not paying attention; "I think I deserve more than a little Manc eating a biscuit". Karl is concerned that his MTV screen test wont go well because he isn't that good looking, which prompts a discussion about what Karl finds attractive in a man.
3. A Re-Introduction
Because of the new ad campaign, Ricky gives a quick summary of how the show came about and decides to "re-introduce" Karl again, for new listeners. Karl presents more proof that we don't need jellyfish but also ponders other sea-based problems.
4. The last few weeks have been genius!
With Steve and Karl introduced it's on with the show. Ricky enquires about Educating Ricky but Karl is hesitant saying he's doubtful and unhappy with the feature, he has checked the web("the new book") and there isn't much going on in the world. There is a car wash for dogs but Karl doesn't find that satisfactory. Steve goes through the bag of tat which are being given away on Rockbusters.
5. Like Fatts Waller!
Ricky tries to explain the "Bod-Pod", a device used to measure body fat, to Karl, who as usual simply wants to confuse it. Ricky is 25% fat, Rik Waller was 65% fat, the same as a pork scratching according to Ricky. Ricky and Steve discuss the conspiracy theories surrounding Bruce Lee as well as whether or not a fly should be able to fly.
6. Don't keep suckin' it
Steve is shocked to see a homeless person reading a book. Ricky explains the different types of vagrant. Karl reveals how he nearly killed a man in Wales. Steve can't get passed the homeless man reading a book...perhaps it was a yuppie on a themed holiday. Karl is worried about the rude nature of the conversation.
7. Dickie Anderson
Dickie has been in touch. Ricky and Steve wonder what he looks and acts like. Karl becomes more agitated when Ricky and Steve begin discussing the award winning "Cock episode". Karl reads his Mam's Rockbusters. The shambolic nature of the show is discussed yet again.
8. Whine Merchant
Karl wants to ditch Educating Ricky before Christmas as there is nothing going on in the world. He considers working the "Steve angle". Karl does Rockbusters.
9. Educating Ricky
Karl gives Ricky the choices for Educating Ricky: "Get your kit on, we're off down the butchers", "Wash up with you?" and "Why don't they just get a diary or some paper or something?". Karl explains the origin of the phrase "Letting the cat out of the bag". Karl also tells Ricky and Steve about a parrot who starts effin' and jeffin' during funerals. For the second Educating Ricky, Karl gives the results of a dish washing survey. Ricky and Steve were disappointed with Educating Ricky but are amused at the story of an elephant with sore feet. Karl makes a real joke. Educating Ricky concludes with Karl telling Ricky and Steve of an automatic tattoo machine.
10. Tattoo Stan
Karl discusses his dad's mates and their nicknames(Tattoo Stan, Jimmy the Hat). Ricky and Steve are perplexed by the nicknames. Karl describes Tattoo Stan and all his tattoos. Steve tells Ricky of the bizarre tattoo his friend has on his back.
11. Both the words "Twaddle" and "Crap"
A listener e-mails in, giving the explanation to "leaving the cat out of the bag" which aggravates Karl. The Rockbusters answers are read. Ricky is confident Richard Anderson will eat his words...
Rockbusters
You've been dunking that for too longL.B.
You wont be able to play that game in this pub, cos the table aint big enough F.D.
Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm glad it's over. G.K.
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| Presenters | Ricky Gervais | Stephen Merchant | Karl Pilkington | |
| Others | Claire Sturgess | Ian Camfield | Simon Pegg | Nick Frost | |
| Features | Monkey News | Rockbusters | Song For The Ladies | Song For The Lovers Hip-Hop Hooray | Cheap as Chimps | White Van Karl | Songs of Phrase Cheeky Freak of the Week | Do We Need 'Em? | More... | |
