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| That was Jane's Addiction--JUST BECAUSE
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| Censorship rears its ugly head. The spot Ricky and Steve made the day before, will not be on air. The MD and Karl are afraid of a fine and losing their jobs. Wish we could hear that spot--I bet it was good.
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| Karl--"to be honest i'd turn off today, cause there's nothin'!"
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| Ricky--"Have we got monkey news karl?"
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| Karl--"I dont know, I cant be bothered"
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| Ricky--LHAO
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| Telling stories about getting caught swearing. Karl has school-days stories.
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| Steve and Ricky then have some stories about how kids treated teachers at school.
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| How they could wind up the teachers. Kids playing mind games with teachers. Steve had one about a teacher who had a cat that got run over. Ricky had a french class story--swearing on tape for french class. the teacher went mental. Smithers is shit---Dicky Bird. etc. "I'm glad you think it's funny mister Gervais!!!"
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| These stories cheer karl up a little bit.
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| Does Karl have any school-days stories? Karl was the kind of kid who never had a pen. After the first couple weeks down, karl woulda lost his pen.
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| But Karl's class had to draw pictures--"draw a birds-eye view of your house" so the teachers could see which family had nicked the stuff. Since stuff went missing. "No that's not a split tennis ball, that's me auntie nora's..." says ricky.
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| Today's Songs of Phrase is "No more cheeky freak of the week"
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| Darkness--Growing on Me...70s rock. it's nice to have rock back. high five mate. sweet sweet.
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| And now multiple playings of "No...more...cheeky..freaky of the...weeek"
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| Steve--"let's just name the artists" then lists the prizes.
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| An email from an expectant father, "how do you coaxe the baby out?"
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| karl--"no..i wouldnt rush out. it's not good out here. and now suzanne's mate is expecting, so suzanne now wants one"
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| karl now slags off baby pictures.
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| And now a story about a 70 year old who didnt get served a beer cause they thought he was a baby. it's weird, innit?
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| ricky..."right--play a record, you're an idiot"
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| ricky..."can we run this station for a week?"
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| steve..."well, we'd have to fire ourselves. does 'pissing in the wind' mean anything to you?"
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| ricky--"why don't we pre-reoord the whole show. we'd only have to come in once.
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| | ====1. '''I'd Turn Off today, Because there's Nothing''' ''(0:00:00)'' ==== |
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| | A very tense start to the show. Ricky and Steve recorded a sketch about the radio authority, but Andrew Phillips banned Karl from playing it due to the swearing. Is Karl being a coward? Listener Dan reckons he could fill in for Karl as producer, which is handy as Karl insists he won't be doing the show anymore. |
| steve--"play a song he's driving ME mad now"
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| A girl named Summer had gone missing but was found reading a book
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| but-her dad changed his name to ''Dragon'' what?
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| karl"when i was 7 i wanted to be called Brett" he had a mate called brett
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| karl got his name because his mum got pneumonia and had a dream when she was pregnant. the doctor's name was karl in the dream.
| | ====3. '''A Real Bow and Arrow''' ''(0:05:23)''==== |
| Three bits of depressing news this week. An old woman who swallowed a fork after swallowing a cockroach. This leads to the discussion of someone who had a bottle stuck up his arse. The doctor's notes said something like, "the story might have been more believable if Safeway sold HP Source with condoms already attached"
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| Karl--"I can't be bothered now. working with ricky is a nightmare"
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| Hastings--bed and breakfast for 40 quid, the weather's nice...
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| Steve--after the ads....songs of phrase answers.
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| When Steve worked for a paper in Bristol, he had to call up a local hotel and ask what were the most unusual things left behind.
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| The things--a chicken and a false leg. Where can you find these two things except on Paul McCartney's farm?
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| Discussion goes on to pirate peg legs, pirate hooks, etc.
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| Songs of Phrase answers. Paul McCartney, Cheeky Girls, Sugar Babes, Space, and Beatles.
| | ====6. '''Eight Standing Orders''' ''(0:20:13)''==== |
| Ricky--"where's Dicky Anderson?"
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| and now an aggressive jingle for monkey news: Karl gives a recap of recent monkey news, true or not...
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| There's a monkey prison in India. What a zoo? Karl has trouble saying THEFT, so after a while he changes it to ROBBIN' since Ricky won't let it go. Steve has an on-air read of the story. Seems this story might actually be true. Karl--"for Robbin' an' that"
| | ====7. '''Monkeys and Arses''' ''(0:27:05)''==== |
| Seems the monkeys were trained to steal an' that.
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| Steve--"Do they get conjugal rights?"
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| Karl didnt catch the meaning of this of course.
| | ====8. '''I Survived a 200 Pound Tumour''' ''(0:35:08)''==== |
| and the show ends with that...
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| | ====9. '''These Are Really Your Listeners, Karl''' ''(0:42:05)''==== |
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| | ====10. '''Are You On Drugs, Or Did I Actually Crack Your Head''' ''(0:49:02)''==== |
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| | ====11. '''Run By a Couple of Chimps''' ''(0:53:07)''==== |
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| | ==Quotes== |
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| | ==Download== |
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