10 May 2003

Xfm Series 2 August 2002 - August 2003 List of episodes

Episodes: 24 August 2002 (Transcript) 31 August 2002 (Transcript) 07 September 2002 (Transcript) 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 21 September 2002 (Transcript) 28 September 2002 (Transcript) 05 October 2002 (Transcript) 12 October 2002 (Transcript) 19 October 2002 (Transcript) 26 October 2002 (Transcript) 02 November 2002 (Transcript) 09 November 2002 (Transcript) 16 November 2002 (Transcript) 23 November 2002 (Transcript) 30 November 2002 (Transcript) 07 December 2002 (Transcript) 14 December 2002 (Transcript) 21 December 2002 (Transcript) 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 04 January 2003 (Transcript) 11 January 2003 (Transcript) 18 January 2003 (Transcript) 25 January 2003 (Transcript) 01 February 2003 (Transcript) 08 February 2003 (Transcript) 15 February 2003 (Transcript) 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 08 March 2003 (Transcript) 15 March 2003 (Transcript) 22 March 2003 (Transcript) 29 March 2003 (Transcript) 05 April 2003 (Transcript) 12 April 2003 (Transcript) 19 April 2003 (Transcript) 26 April 2003 (Transcript) 03 May 2003 (Transcript) 10 May 2003 (Transcript) 17 May 2003 (Transcript) 31 May 2003 (Transcript) 07 June 2003 (Transcript) 14 June 2003 (Transcript) 21 June 2003 (Transcript) 28 June 2003 05 July 2003 12 July 2003 19 July 2003 26 July 2003 02 August 2003 09 August 2003 16 August 2003

10 May 2003 Ricky is incensed that the show failed to win any Sony awards and gives Karl money to perform degrading, homoerotic tasks.

Track Listing

1. Disappointment
his show was deemed not worthy of anything. Not a look in. The panel looked at it and said 'No, definately not.' It didn't get a vote. That annoyed me on so many levels...

2. Indignation
I actually think it's a slap in the face. I want to know who the panel was, I don't know what Sony are thinking, just handing it out to the same old people - every clip they played was a funny phone call...

3. Bargaining
We had a meeting yesterday, we thought we'd better plan it a bit; we're gonna offer Karl money to do stuff. That's the quality of the ideas!

4. Capitulation
Why won't you do it? It's ridiculous; you won't have a shower, you won't take my shoes and socks off, you won't do anything! You won't give Dale Winton a rubdown, what will you do?!

5. Dejection
This is terrible. I mean, we didn't even say what the prizes were, we weren't gonna do this. The phone's going. Look at the phones; they're going mental.

6. Bizarre
You got tissue paper, ripped a bit off, made a little tie for me and put some in my ears.

7. Onanism
The only thing, I think, more embarrassing would be to be caught masturbating looking into a mirror.

8. Tedium
What've we done? We've done 'Take My Shoes Off For Money'. We've done that, we've done 'Ooh! Look At Those Funny Postcard Breasts!' and we've done 'We Didn't Win A Sony'. We've got nothing have we?

9. Flatulence
I was at me Mum and Dad's and Suzanne's sat on the floor in front of me, going 'Rub me neck, it's hurting'. And I hate doing that, it bores me. So I thought the only way to shift her is to let one go...

10. Monkey News
This monkey in the jungle - he's got a gig at a hairdresser's. Got himself a nice little job going at a hairdressers.

11. Retribution
I want the three people on the panel - we'll find them out - to say 'We didn't vote for you because it was shoddy, amateurish, annoying and there was too much swearing'

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10 may 2003

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