01 February 2003

Xfm Series 2 August 2002 - August 2003 List of episodes

Episodes: 24 August 2002 (Transcript) 31 August 2002 (Transcript) 07 September 2002 (Transcript) 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 21 September 2002 (Transcript) 28 September 2002 (Transcript) 05 October 2002 (Transcript) 12 October 2002 (Transcript) 19 October 2002 (Transcript) 26 October 2002 (Transcript) 02 November 2002 (Transcript) 09 November 2002 (Transcript) 16 November 2002 (Transcript) 23 November 2002 (Transcript) 30 November 2002 (Transcript) 07 December 2002 (Transcript) 14 December 2002 (Transcript) 21 December 2002 (Transcript) 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of') 04 January 2003 (Transcript) 11 January 2003 (Transcript) 18 January 2003 (Transcript) 25 January 2003 (Transcript) 01 February 2003 (Transcript) 08 February 2003 (Transcript) 15 February 2003 (Transcript) 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of') 08 March 2003 (Transcript) 15 March 2003 (Transcript) 22 March 2003 (Transcript) 29 March 2003 (Transcript) 05 April 2003 (Transcript) 12 April 2003 (Transcript) 19 April 2003 (Transcript) 26 April 2003 (Transcript) 03 May 2003 (Transcript) 10 May 2003 (Transcript) 17 May 2003 (Transcript) 31 May 2003 (Transcript) 07 June 2003 (Transcript) 14 June 2003 (Transcript) 21 June 2003 (Transcript) 28 June 2003 05 July 2003 12 July 2003 19 July 2003 26 July 2003 02 August 2003 09 August 2003 16 August 2003

1 February 2003 Karl slags off clairvoyants, Ricky slags off God and Stephen slags off Karl (then punches him in the arm).

Track Listing

1. Grumpy
I can understand builders getting up early if they're working outside and they've got to get the job done before it gets dark, but he's working in someone's lounge. If it gets dark turn a light on...'

2. Clairvoyance
People called up and they said 'Can you have a word with my Gran?' And she goes 'Yep, she's dead isn't she?' And everyone's like 'Ooh - she knows her stuff'...

3. Friends
A lot of people come up to me in the street and go 'I wish I was Ricky Gervais' mate.' - no you don't!

4. Film
Karl is a little bit of a frustrated actor and so, by the power of technology, Karl takes the role in a film...

5. Ape-onaut
www.apeonaut.org? Is this someone in America whose set up a similar website...

6. Dickers
If you're a new listener you won't have come across Richard before, he's our biggest fan but the great thing about him is that he's not afraid to offer a bit of constructive criticism...

7. Rockbusters
I can't believe it - we've got 'Rockbusters', 'That Film Sounds Good', 'Ooh, Look At Him Up In Hollywouldn't', 'and we've got 'Ooh Monkey Monkey You', we got 'Gibbon On The Horn'...

8. Crap
So this one that I found out about had a bit of a weird name anyway. It's actually called 'crap'. But do you know what it's famous for? It's the first monkey to have its name tattooed on its head...

9. Iceman
The premise means it's not true to me. People say 'You know what? God, he's incredible.' I go 'I'll stop you there.'...'

10. Ladies
I forgot to bring in a song for the ladies this week so I thought I'd play a song for people who enjoy the work of Deep Purple...

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