03 May 2003
This week's show is going for the Sony Award.
Richard Ashcroft - "Buy It In Bottles"
"It's the Sonys this week, so make it a good one." That can work against you: Karl's dad meeting a bloke who looked like Ken Dodd, guy on the radio thought noise in the background on the phone was a parrot but it was a woman's Down's Syndrome child.
The Smiths - "Panic"
Karl didn't pass on the message that someone was looking for Steve to offer him some voiceover work.
Snoop Doggy Dogg - "Beautiful"
"You're worse than my agent!" "At least when his agent does it he's losing himself money as well!"
Warren Zeavon - "I Ain't That Pretty At All"
Rockbusters: "the hitchhiker needs a lift, but in something bigger than a car": VH, "Don't be selfish - hands some of it out to your mates": C, "the Scottish fellas can't get into their e-mails": KL
REM - "Man In The Moon"
Evan - "Stop My Head"
People in cinemas.
The Beatles - "Let It Be"
50 Cent - "In Da Club"
Steve and Karl are arguing. Women can get treatment for baldness on the NHS, but men can't... Karl's bald head isn't a "hairdo" or "style". Karl remembers Noel Gallagher pointing out his baldness. Who would look good bald?
Rolling Stones - "Wild Horses"
Face transplants.
Quotes
Steve: Is 'craptic' a word?
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