31 May 2003
Track Listing
Blur - "Out Of Time" Ricky has done his back in wrestling - "Have you seen gorillas fighting?" Rod Stewart
- "Maggie May" Fax machines and letters
The Darkness - "Growing On Me" Steve's new sunglasses New York Dolls
- "Trash" Coldplay - "The Scientist" Tattoos Thin Lizzy - "Don't Believe A Word"
Piercing and Ricky's earrings Lil' Kim - "Jump Off" Placebo - "This Picture"
Rockbusters
"Customer wanted some paint to darken up her room, the shop assistant knew what to do": CB; "It'd be all right if their heads weren't so large": SF; "Chanel have got another perfume out": NO Bob Marley - "Stir It Up"
Cheeky Freak Of The Week
Lobster Man and the Siamese twins who were run over - "why didn't he look both ways?" Red Hot Chilli Peppers - "Universally Speaking" "Guess who's coming to dinner" The Smiths - "I Started Something I Couldn't Finish" Nelson Mandela Athlete - "Westside" Marina Topley-Bird - "Need One"
Monkey News
Number 86, the monkey who was a magician's assistant, stole his car and drove to Spain - "You must know that is shit." "Mad, innit?" Suede - "Stay Together" Rockbusters: Cilla Black, Small Faces, New Order Nirvana - "The Man Who Sold The World"
Also on this show: Karl talks about his Uncle, Tattoo Stan, @ approx. 16 minutes into the show (edited version).
Karl recaps his hotel-on-fire incident in Tenerife, when the good looking Spanish fire-fighter helped Karl maintain his state or arousal.