22 March 2003
22 March 2003 Karl is disappointed by the film 'Freaks', confused by transsexuals and slapped in the head live on-air by Stephen.
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1. Politics
You see bruce Willis on the telly going 'Aww... it's not good is it?' 'cos he's got a big house and loads of cars. If you live on a council estate you're like 'Well, if it gets bombed it's probably doing us all a favour'...
2. Error
We're not doing it! He's got to do it right! It's too many, we said it was too many! He's changed the thing, it's not a well-known phrase! It's ridiculous!
3. Capitulation
No! No No No No! They have to know what the word is! They need to tell what the song or the artist is!
4. Conflict
Play a record. Seriously. Or I'm going to slap you live on-air! Right. I'm slapping you live on-air! Keep the fader up!
5. Freaks
I love the idea that you go to this circus and there's people in there that have been persecuted all their lives and they think 'Well, maybe I can make some money' and then you boo them because they're not freakish enough...
6. Transsexual
What would you do if Suzanne said 'Look, I've got a terrible secret.' and she showed you pictures of this kid, this little boy, growing up, playing football. And then the pictures stop at twenty
7. Clunge
We've done hairy Chinese kids, we've done people having their nobs cut off, we've done freaks with no arms or legs. Ooh! Have we done Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin?
8. Clone
A few weeks ago everyone was making a fuss over that sheep, that was the first cloned sheep, and it died? Clone another one!
9. Innovation
Well, firstly I'm going to offer you - this is patent 5571247. You've got the x-ray machine, I'm going to come to you with the Self-Containing Enclosure For Protection From Killer Bees.'
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